Realistic or Modern Sorcery- OCC

[Svisttt]

I feel like Ra'zir's gonna be a weepy emotional drunk oh god

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

Darcy will be there for her (usuming he's not stoned or having his own emotional break down in the meantime)

 

[Svisttt]

I imagine them sobbing over their life stories together

"IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS BORN"

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

That's tragic and funny all at the same time

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

this is the second thing that popped into my head

 

[Svisttt]

this makes me so happy I was actually trying to quote this omg

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

Great minds think alike ^^

 

[Mistory]

Lol "damns it ra'zi! I told you a thousand times i didnt MEAN to sink atlantis!"

 

[Mistory]

This has to be a constant drunk argument they deal with.
"Oh, there you go again,throwing trash in my ocean"
"It was one rock razi!"
"It was a CONTINENT kai!"

 

[Svisttt]

"Mmm? I could throw you into the ocean, and that'd truly be littering."

 

[Mistory]

Turns out he cant swim

 

[WeaselThor]

Damn...Izekiel just got bitch slapped.

 

[August]

Oh yeah. The big three. Ra'zir, Idris, and a soon to be made sky god (likely by me). Know him better than anyone besides Wukong. They actually fought him not once but twice. And the second time they were under he impression that they killed him (except Idris who took note that his soul never arrived in the underworld.)

Please make a Sky Goddess who does wind stuff, there are so many dirty jokes I can make for that---

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

I have a feeling blow job jokes are soon to come

 

[WeaselThor]

Please make a Sky Goddess who does wind stuff, there are so many dirty jokes I can make for that---

It will be done.

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

WeaselThor that post was too fabulous for words

 

[WeaselThor]

Ever see Disneys hercules?

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

yeah

 

[WeaselThor]

"Young man We need a professional hero,not, an amateur."

Thats the inspiration.

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

WeaselThor that's amazing

Svisttt Omg Izekeil being babied by Ra'zir is hilarious

 

[Svisttt]

"IT'S BEEN 500 YEARS YOU MISSED YOUR GODDAMN CURFEW WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

Magnificent

 

[Mistory]

lol kaizen meets izikiel all he can be is" wait, i killed you. we killed you...do I need to kill you again?Ra'Zi! should I kill him again?!"
as he had little interaction with the wizard the first time.

 

[DorkyQueerDood]

this story is evolving in beautiful ways XD

 

[Svisttt]

Ooh holdup just realized Izekiel used an essence let me edit a taddd