Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
...Now I'm imagining two duelists trying this technique and just glaring at each other as they hold their sword downwards and furiously try to unscrew their pommel first.
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Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
A metal helmet against a lousy pommel? Death sentence. Man, the person'll jab ye' to death.
Read actual manuals.
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
And a third person comes in and kills them both...
Super Villain Nova
Vanguard
That would be the Lightning Kingdom. (
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Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
I am! I've got the best manual right here! And it says to throw the pommel!
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
That would be the Lightning Kingdom. (
No, that would either be Jean or Walt. The only practical men here.
archur
watch for the flash
Who needs practicality when you have MIND BULLETS
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
And then, Walt's just kicking you to death. And Jean's calling lousy thunder over your head. All the while you're trying to unscrew a damned pommel.
If your answer: 'I'll just get a looser pommel'. What if it falls off before the fight?
Damned pommel.
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Jean has mind bullets.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Emilia'll just come into the fight with the pommel screwed off already! Hell, she'll go around with a whole bag of em! Become the best fighter in all the land!
archur
watch for the flash
Grimgutz has mindbullets, and firebullets, and magma bullets.
And pommel bullets if he orders a few burnas to make some for him.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
No way! If you give him pommel bullets he'll be way too OP!
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
And Walt'll be throwin' normal stones at 'er, all day long. Maybe, some have romantic messages tied to them, maybe.
But does he have holy bullets and cunning kidnapping skills.
Or to be precise, orknapping. >devious smile<
archur
watch for the flash
Knowing Orks, it'll be 50% 50% chance for it to blow up in his face.
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Don't worry, Walt's here. He's an expert thrower.
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
60-40, I say.
Quiznack
Under Pressure
I can't stop ADDING stuff to my CS, it's getting ridiculous.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
haha, 50/50? That's a little forgiving don't ya think? For orks it'd be a 90/10
archur
watch for the flash
WOT ARE YA ON ABOOT?!?!?!?
You two are too harsh on the orks. You see, out of 5 boyz that decide to use a kannon, one will explode, two will fire, one will get frustrated with trying to work it and charge, only to have his head blown off by the late firing cannon, and one will do absolutely nothing. Why nothing you ask? Because it was never operated in the first place.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Pfft! God I love the orks, I have so much respect for people who run them, I'm too scared for their insane blitzkrieg playstyle.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
also
Elephantom
I love that the very first core principle of fighting in this link that you sent is "the help of god"
Just "god help you if you plan on learning to do this stuff"
Elephantom
I love that the very first core principle of fighting in this link that you sent is "the help of god" Just "god help you if you plan on learning to do this stuff"
shadowz1995
Amoeba of Wisdom
Ok ok ok. Wtf have I missed?
archur
watch for the flash
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Exploding orks and german longsword techniques.
shadowz1995
Amoeba of Wisdom
.....ace the fk
