Fantasy Seiunita OOC

[Elephantom]

I laughed at that one.

I swear to all gods and men that at that moment I felt proud of myself as a writer. I truly outdid myself there.

Originally, he was conceived as Stannislaw the Lady Killer, but I had a better idea...

He's not the army's only pervert, but he's a playboy that has lovers from all over the world. If you get to play him in a game, he's basically gonna be a porn character with lots of fighting involved.

Also, he does not have the longest dick in the army. That goes to Kurt the Longsword...

Damn, so many innuendos.

 

[Nogoodname]

More Jean tropes:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GentlemanSnarker
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsufferableGenius
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigEgoHiddenDepths
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StealthInsult

Ah tvtropes, once you start browsing you'll never leave.

Nah, I'd really like you to ask. When someone asks, I feel more motivated to develop characters.



You know, Walter's men are not so different from Jean's men. It would be hella entertaining if we watched these two groups meet.

Oke, though I don't have any questions atm.

 

[Elephantom]

Elysium in a nutshell:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrapsaccharineWorld

 

[Nogoodname]

I laughed at that one.

I swear to all gods and men that at that moment I felt proud of myself as a writer. I truly outdid myself there.

Originally, he was conceived as Stannislaw the Lady Killer, but I had a better idea...

He's not the army's only pervert, but he's a playboy that has lovers from all over the world. If you get to play him in a game, he's basically gonna be a porn character with lots of fighting involved.

Also, he does not have the longest dick in the army. That goes to Kurt the Longsword...

But is his dick bigger than long dick Johnson? Because his was HUGE! Hence the name.

 

[Elephantom]

We definitely need this:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Damn, so many innuendos.

And I'm still a virgin...

Ah tvtropes, once you start browsing you'll never leave.


Oke, though I don't have any questions atm.

K. I still have plans for a guy with the nickname "The Dreamwatcher" because he likes to watch people sleep.

Elysium in a nutshell:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrapsaccharineWorld

You betcha! It tastes so good at first but it leaves a bitter aftertaste.

But is his dick bigger than long dick Johnson? Because his was HUGE! Hence the name.

I don't know. All I know is that his dick reaches up to his knees.

 

[Elephantom]

You betcha! It tastes so good at first but it leaves a bitter aftertaste.

Diet Cola...

 

[Nogoodname]

And I'm still a virgin...



K. I still have plans for a guy with the nickname "The Dreamwatcher" because he likes to watch people sleep.



You betcha! It tastes so good at first but it leaves a bitter aftertaste.



I don't know. All I know is that his dick reaches up to his knees.

Oh god, dudes gonna pass out every time he's in the mood.

 

[Elephantom]

And I'm still a virgin...

I understand your woes, I understand them.

 

[Elephantom]

Historical Storyteller

YoU HeP To PoSt NoW.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Diet Cola...

Good thing I just drink normal softdrinks then. Bad news is that I don't know how bad Diet Cola is and how to complain about it.

Oh god, dudes gonna pass out every time he's in the mood.

Nah, he isn't going to jerk off when he sees someone sleep. The Dreamwatcher guy is just weird but not malicious or perverted.

I understand your woes, I understand them.

I have commitment issues anyway. I don't want children so no sex means no problems!

Historical Storyteller

YoU HeP To PoSt NoW.

WHAT? Every day that passes... I find so many new things.... I find so many new concepts to add to Walter... I... I... cannot!

 

[Nogoodname]

Good thing I just drink normal softdrinks then. Bad news is that I don't know how bad Diet Cola is and how to complain about it.



Nah, he isn't going to jerk off when he sees someone sleep. The Dreamwatcher guy is just weird but not malicious or perverted.



I have commitment issues anyway. I don't want children so no sex means no problems!



WHAT? Every day that passes... I find so many new things.... I find so many new concepts to add to Walter... I... I... cannot!

Look man, if you don't post soon you're never gonna. You can't prep forever.

 

[Elephantom]

WHAT? Every day that passes... I find so many new things.... I find so many new concepts to add to Walter... I... I... cannot!

At this rate, you're gonna end up making Walter omniscient.

GET TO THE POSTING!!!

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Look man, if you don't post soon you're never gonna. You can't prep forever.

At this rate, you're gonna end up making Walter omniscient.

GET TO THE POSTING!!!

You two are right. And yeah, at this rate, Walter WILL become omniscient and... shit.

OK, I'll start posting.

 

[Elephantom]

I just finished reading The Name Of The Wind. And it left a bitter taste in my mouth — why is it so praised?

I was expecting a chronicle of epic heroism, and all I got was a Harry Potter rip-off but with a red-haired protagonist.

 

[Elephantom]

You two are right. And yeah, at this rate, Walter WILL become omniscient and... shit.

OK, I'll start posting.

Easy dieze. Just get him to visit Fire Kingdom for DI-PLU-MAHCY.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

I just finished reading The Name Of The Wind. And it left a bitter taste in my mouth — why is it so praised?

I was expecting a chronicle of epic heroism, and all I got was a Harry Potter rip-off but with a red-haired protagonist.

While I'm reading this new book about mercenaries!

Here it is.
https://books.google.com.ph/books/a...p_read_button&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false

 

[Nogoodname]

I just finished reading The Name Of The Wind. And it left a bitter taste in my mouth — why is it so praised?

I was expecting a chronicle of epic heroism, and all I got was a Harry Potter rip-off but with a red-haired protagonist.

People REALLY want more Harry potter, even if it's a cheap rip off.

 

[BubbleButt]

I just finished reading The Name Of The Wind. And it left a bitter taste in my mouth — why is it so praised?

I was expecting a chronicle of epic heroism, and all I got was a Harry Potter rip-off but with a red-haired protagonist.

That's why people don't read books.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Easy dieze. Just get him to visit Fire Kingdom for DI-PLU-MAHCY.

So much for gathering an army together and letting it murder itself....

 

[Elephantom]

On the bright side, I got the complete Malazan Book of the Fallen series, which I hear is largely praised, and the first three books of the Greatcoat series. All in all, thirteen books.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

On the bright side, I got the complete Malazan Book of the Fallen series, which I hear is largely praised, and the first three books of the Greatcoat series. All in all, thirteen books.

Ah, man, if I got the ability to read fast and process all the info like you can, then life would be perfect for me!

 

[BubbleButt]

On the bright side, I got the complete Malazan Book of the Fallen series, which I hear is largely praised, and the first three books of the Greatcoat series. All in all, thirteen books.

Dear god.

 

[Elephantom]

Ah, man, if I got the ability to read fast and process all the info like you can, then life would be perfect for me!

Hah, but it really leaves you very mentally tired and unable to write. It's like, you suddenly start feeling smart and all, but can't really use the obtained smarts.

 

[Elephantom]

Dear god.

What? Anything wrong with it?