Out of Soul Chat

The One Eyed Bandit said:
Oh yeah, try and bring me in with your tiny little ferret paws, tiny little ferret man.
Click to expand...

You humans really aren't as intelligent as you think, are you? I don't need hands to bring you in. I have teeth, you know. I've brought lions to their knees with these. So quit pushing your luck.

SpicyWatterson-Kun said:
*Slowly slithers in.* DID SOMEONE SAY JUSTICE?!
Click to expand...

Hey Spicy, I'm gonna give you a safety tip here. Don't slither in on a Mongoose. Mongooses make a habit of killing things that slither. However, yes, it was I who said justice. Welcome.
 
Oh... Poor little guy. You thought you fought them off?


Comon, those encounters were just like a crazy person yelling at a robber to scare him off. You aren't a lion fighter. You're just loud.


So just come quietly.
 
The One Eyed Bandit said:
Oh... Poor little guy. You thought you fought them off?


Comon, those encounters were just like a crazy person yelling at a robber to scare him off. You aren't a lion fighter. You're just loud.


So just come quietly.
Click to expand...

For most rodents, this would certainly be the case. However, for Mongooses, that story would be incomplete. You see, because the crazy person behind the counter yelling at the robber is being loud and trying to scare him off because they respect life and have no desire to let unleash on the robber. What you failed to mention was the fact that behind the counter, the crazy person has a machete or other weapon. Now, add in a Mongoose's speed and quickness. You've got a deadly assassin on your hands bud. 
 
CelticHero37 said:
You humans really aren't as intelligent as you think, are you? I don't need hands to bring you in. I have teeth, you know. I've brought lions to their knees with these. So quit pushing your luck.


Hey Spicy, I'm gonna give you a safety tip here. Don't slither in on a Mongoose. Mongooses make a habit of killing things that slither. However, yes, it was I who said justice. Welcome.
Click to expand...

Justice?


*Eyes dilates* JUSTICE?!


*Begins foaming at the mouth as eyes turn red* JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!


maxresdefault.jpg
 
CelticHero37 said:
So who's gonna step up and claim the Taghan twins as their weapon? I promise you they're not nearly as much work as Excalibur!
Click to expand...

I mean Aiko could pick up the reigns again... well... pick up the reigns with +1 baggage (Mauhahaha creative wording!) although I do feel as if your seeming dismissal of ferrets does greatly upset me and make me feel uncertain about it.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Hanarei said:
I mean Aiko could pick up the reigns again... well... pick up the reigns with +1 baggage (Mauhahaha creative wording!) although I do feel as if your seeming dismissal of ferrets does greatly upset me and make me feel uncertain about it.
Click to expand...

I did not intend to sound dismissive of ferrets. I promise to refreign from doing so if you promise not to dismiss Mongooses.
 
CelticHero37 said:
I was just giving you shit. Personally though, I prefer listening to the originals over english version usually.
Click to expand...

Same, though won't lie some of the englsih versions are near close. Like the OPM opening I loved the English version for some reason a lot knowing what they are saying. xD
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 6 (members: 0, guests: 6)
Back
Top