[OOC Thread] The Darkened Halls [Walking with the Darkness]

[Persell]

Have I ever mentioned Stiches' ability to sing while committing mass murder? I imagine that the first time she faces a bunch of mooks, she'll butcher them to something from Sweeney Todd... :twisted:


With modified lyrics of course.


There's a hole in the world like a great black pit


And it's filled with people who are filled with shit


And the vermin of the world inhabit it.


But not for long...


They all deserve to die.


Tell you why, soldier-boy, tell you why.


Because in all of the whole human race


Little guy, there are two kinds of folks and only two


There's the one they put in her proper place


And the one with her foot in the other one's face


Look at me, soldier-boy, look at you.


Now we all deserve to die


Tell you why, lil' roach, tell you why.


Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief


For the rest of us death will be a relief


We all deserve to die.


And I'll never lie at peace


No I'll never feel the wind - finished!


(shouted) Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave?


Come and visit your good friend Stiches.


You sir, you sir? Welcome to the grave.


I will have vengenance.


I will have salvation.


(shouted) Who sir, you sir?


No one in the grave, come on! Come on!


Stiches' waiting. I want you bleeders.


You sir - anybody.


Gentlemen don't be shy!


Not one man, no, no ten men.


Not a hundred can assuage me -


I will have you!


And I will get them back even as they gloat


In the meantime I'll practice on dishonorable throats.


And my life lies in ashes


And I'll never feel the wind again.


But the work waits!


I'm alive at last!


And I'm full of joy!

 

[Coyotekin]

ROTFLMAO. I have started something. Mwuahahahah.

 

[nobble]

Jux join in


If this world is wearing thin


And you're thinking of escape


I'll go anywhere with you


Just wrap me up in chains


But if you try to go alone


Don't think I'll understand


Stay with me


Stay with me


In the silence of your room


In the darkness of your dreams


You must only think of me


There can be no in between


When your pride is on the floor


I'll make you beg for more


Stay with me


Stay with me


You'd better hope and pray


That you make it safe


Back to your own world


You'd better hope and pray


That you'll wake one day


In your own world


Coz when you sleep at night


They don't hear your cries


In your own world


Only time will tell


If you can break the spell


Back in your own world


Stay with me


Stay with me


Stay, stay with me


Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay


Stay with me

 

[Coyotekin]

Hehehehe. New posts in Great Games. And this is awesome.

 

[cyl]

Disney's Aladin intro song


Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place


Where the undead creatures roam


Where they eat off your ear


If they don't like your face


It's necrotic, but hey, it's home


When the wind's from the east


And the sun's from the west


And the sand in the glass is right


Come on down


Stop on by


Hop a dead horse and ride


To another Shadowland night


Oh Shadowland nights


Like Shadowland days


More often than not


Are smellier than rot


In a lot of good ways


Oh Shadowland nights


'Neath Shadowland moons


A fool off his guard


Could die and die hard


Out there on the dunes


Ah salaaaaam

 

[Coyotekin]

:laughs so hard he is crying:


Extra xp for starting a funny trend? (XP whore)

 

[Persell]

Zombie Prostitue


I was alone, and I needed a date;


I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate


When I, I saw a sign that said "For a good time


"Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8".


Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I


Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "sepulture", I


Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute


That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute


I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it


I said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it


Buck teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,


But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute.


While I was tense, it was plain to see


A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me


I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it


I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me.


Morally, I'm destitute


In the Tomb of Ill repute


She's a rotten kind'a cute


For a Zombie Prostitute.


Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know


Which of my organs is the next to go


I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease


Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo


I took my first client on a date


We took a walk to the cemetery gate


I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip


I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"


Morally, I'm destitute


In the Tomb of Ill repute


She's a rotten kind'a cute


For a Zombie Prostitute.


Other morbidly appropriate, and funny, songs by Voltaire:


Land Of The Dead


Dead


Reggae Mortis


Bomb New Jersey


Goodnight Demonslayer


Hell In A Handbasket


And some really funny ones that lack any sort of Abyssal-ness:


USS Make Shit Up


Cantina

 

[Coyotekin]

Heheh, he's great. And my fave, which is definitely fitting here.... "When You're Evil" by Voltaire.

 

[cyl]

Oookay guys... we're opening the last scene of Chapter 1 this week.


Everybody will be on board of the ship, waiting for the Constable to come back on the ship and leave for Nexus.

 

[Coyotekin]

Hmmmm, I wonder how our team ended up there.

 

[Coyotekin]

Also, any time constraints/rules about spending xp?

 

[cyl]

Hmmmm, I wonder how our team ended up there.

Your team is still in Nexus, you'll team up with the other (one way or another) in Chapter 2.


Training times's the limit BTW.

 

[cyl]

Okay, ending scene of chapter 1 is on.


Leave Great Forks... if you can :twisted:

 

[Persell]

Oh, we shall. :twisted:

 

[cyl]

Well I'm waiting for someone to react until I make the Quiet Prince intervene :mrgreen:


By the way Juk: nice one "uh guys, we better RUUUN" :lol:

 

[cyl]

*pokes the fhg and coyotekin* have you guys been promoted to full dead ? :mrgreen:

 

[cyl]

For the guys in Great Forks:


Don't forget you're on a Land Ship guarded by 15 blood apes, but the boat's your only way out of the city :wink:


I'll wait til monday for Haku and then get it on.

 

[Coyotekin]

Ok, I was just about to ask about our thread. You gave the impression that we were null and void now. I guess otherwise I am waiting for a reply from my companion to keep things moving.

 

[cyl]

I did ?


Damn, how did I do that ?


I've been working my ass off lately... so yeah, I guess I was a little more off than the usual.

 

[Coyotekin]

I posted anyways. I really want to game, but as much as I want my companion to continue as well I am enjoying this game too much to stop for long.

 

[Arthur]

Things have been hectic here too. The exam I've been studying for during the last three months is next Saturday, so my time is shrinking exponentially. After the 6th of December I'll be relatively free until the 18th, when I'll stop posting due to end of year holiday. I'll go back after the 4th of January.

 

[cyl]

I'll be on a trip all over Peru from December 14th to mid January (return date not established yet).


I dunno if I'll have a connection on every step of my journey, but I will do my best


So I'm going to try to end Chapter 1 before I go, to avoid leaving things hanging on.

 

[Arthur]

I'll kinda suggest a general holiday from the 20th on to the people in the Echoes of Absence thread.

 

[cyl]

hurmmm sorry about the porn comments if anyone saw them... I left my post unfinished before walking my dog out, and my girl has a little coyote in her blood.


Edited.

 

[saganite]

Yeah... Sorry, Thanksgiving has kept me busy.