One Thousand Birds

I make a appearance be quad catching up on sleep is not important. I flew to Minneapolis Minnesota to see the president... Secret service confiscates passport: "If I have your Rolex by the time this is over I get it back?" Said Flubs. Secret service man stands still. "I didn't know everyone there was a matrix fanboy jeez." Borrows mans watch. Holds up. Gets passport. Woot! *note to self: don't trust matrix fanboys*
 
ooo cool


is the president lame or cool, flubs
 
In his speach he hammered on conservatives... Blame isn't cool. -1 flub points. Talked about how great people where like me. +2 flub points. Trashed socialism. +1 flub points. Had frogmen. +1 flub points. Gave good speech. +2 flub points.


Total: Obama: 5 Flub points: slightly cooler than macklemore.
 
only slightly cooler ahAHAhah


also, frogmen?


what are they


they sound froggy and man-like
 
Frogmen are like marines for lakes. They sit in the weird places like under boat covers with large guns.
 
i see


no actual part-frog men then, or part-men frogs


im so disappointed by the government


tell obama this is a problem we need to fix


also, the problem of no dragons
 
And Ghost macklemore got a 4.8


Benedict cumberbatch: Sociopath. +5 socioflub points. Trendy. +2 flub points. Has fangirls. Who are guys but hey. I don't judge. +1 flub points. Plays Khan. +3 flub points.


Total: Benedict Cumberbatch: 6 Flub points! Slightly worse than Lenin.
 
*applauds* benedilly's cooler than obama and macklemilk
 
>:0 thats incredible!


it seems difficult to get over 10
 
aaah i see


it sounds like it would take a really long time to figure out someones score then


lots of dedication to looking over someones entire life


:0
 
Wait, what?! xD *joke not get, but has never seen the Matrix, so that may be why* xD
 
Wow, ok, my stupid Tapatalk missed every post inbetween my last one and Flubs' first post about the matrix.... Thanks, Tapatalk, you're a real bro... :PPP
 
steals data from parents' wallets real quick hehe


haha we're making fun of this old lady who pulled up beside us in an expensive car in a handicapped spot


they weren't handicapped


i looked at their license


wants to know how many flub points she has


is afraid of answer
 
Does Pine trees want to know how many points she has? I can probably hack into your perso- NOOE NOTHING HERE! NOTHING ABIUT LOOKING OVER PINE TREE FILES.
 
i want to know how many points everyone here has


i am a curious person
 
over... my entire life?


only 18


well, i guess since ghosts dont have lives (since theyre dead & not alive), i think ive done pretty good


but i gotta go give my parents my laptop now before i get in trouble ( ' ~ '
 
Noooooo! Use mobile if you can!


My life flub points: -2.... Wow. And I haven't even reached jail yet.
 
I do want to know but I also don't.


Is it an impossibility to tell? xD


Ghost doesn't have a cell phone ~
 
Pine has... Drum roll please... 17 or so? Still have the rest of your life to bring it up!
 
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