One Thousand Birds

[kibou]

OH no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Flubs]

I make a appearance be quad catching up on sleep is not important. I flew to Minneapolis Minnesota to see the president... Secret service confiscates passport: "If I have your Rolex by the time this is over I get it back?" Said Flubs. Secret service man stands still. "I didn't know everyone there was a matrix fanboy jeez." Borrows mans watch. Holds up. Gets passport. Woot! *note to self: don't trust matrix fanboys*

 

[kibou]

ooo cool


is the president lame or cool, flubs

 

[Flubs]

In his speach he hammered on conservatives... Blame isn't cool. -1 flub points. Talked about how great people where like me. +2 flub points. Trashed socialism. +1 flub points. Had frogmen. +1 flub points. Gave good speech. +2 flub points.


Total: Obama: 5 Flub points: slightly cooler than macklemore.

 

[kibou]

only slightly cooler ahAHAhah


also, frogmen?


what are they


they sound froggy and man-like

 

[Flubs]

Frogmen are like marines for lakes. They sit in the weird places like under boat covers with large guns.

 

[kibou]

i see


no actual part-frog men then, or part-men frogs


im so disappointed by the government


tell obama this is a problem we need to fix


also, the problem of no dragons

 

[Flubs]

And Ghost macklemore got a 4.8


Benedict cumberbatch: Sociopath. +5 socioflub points. Trendy. +2 flub points. Has fangirls. Who are guys but hey. I don't judge. +1 flub points. Plays Khan. +3 flub points.


Total: Benedict Cumberbatch: 6 Flub points! Slightly worse than Lenin.

 

[kibou]

*applauds* benedilly's cooler than obama and macklemilk

 

[Flubs]

Lenin scored at a whopping 51! 2 points more than Marx!

 

[kibou]

>:0 thats incredible!


it seems difficult to get over 10

 

[Flubs]

Nah. I haven't clocked in there whole lives yet.

 

[kibou]

aaah i see


it sounds like it would take a really long time to figure out someones score then


lots of dedication to looking over someones entire life


:0

 

[Stickdom]

Wait, what?! xD *joke not get, but has never seen the Matrix, so that may be why* xD

 

[Stickdom]

Wow, ok, my stupid Tapatalk missed every post inbetween my last one and Flubs' first post about the matrix.... Thanks, Tapatalk, you're a real bro... PP

 

[Pine]

steals data from parents' wallets real quick hehe


haha we're making fun of this old lady who pulled up beside us in an expensive car in a handicapped spot


they weren't handicapped


i looked at their license


wants to know how many flub points she has


is afraid of answer

 

[izayoiix]

Wait what?

 

[Flubs]

Does Pine trees want to know how many points she has? I can probably hack into your perso- NOOE NOTHING HERE! NOTHING ABIUT LOOKING OVER PINE TREE FILES.

 

[kibou]

i want to know how many points everyone here has


i am a curious person

 

[Flubs]

Ghost over your whole life so far you have 18.

 

[kibou]

over... my entire life?


only 18


well, i guess since ghosts dont have lives (since theyre dead & not alive), i think ive done pretty good


but i gotta go give my parents my laptop now before i get in trouble ( ' ~ '

 

[Flubs]

Noooooo! Use mobile if you can!


My life flub points: -2.... Wow. And I haven't even reached jail yet.

 

[Pine]

I do want to know but I also don't.


Is it an impossibility to tell? xD


Ghost doesn't have a cell phone ~

 

[Flubs]

Pine has... Drum roll please... 17 or so? Still have the rest of your life to bring it up!

 

[Pine]

I'll take that. xP