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[doneanddusted]

Holy hell, I got 3 likes on my notification at once from you guys.

POST POST *brings out scythe* POST COME ON REPLY TO THAT RP

 

[Birdsie]

He has Zeus

Any chance I can make a card of this guy?...


(Just kidding. It's a joke! Don't get mad at me, Loki-sensei!)

 

[doneanddusted]

Any chance I can make a card of this guy?...


(Just kidding. It's a joke! Don't get mad at me, Loki-sensei!)

but he isn't Loki

 

[IamNotLoki]

@Alias


*poke*poke*poke*poke*


you dead?

but he isn't Loki

this is true

 

[Birdsie]

but he isn't Loki

Oh, I mean... yeah-- of course he isn't!

*Pokes @IamNotLoki* WHISPER: My liege... I think she may have discovered your secret identity... should I??? *Holds hand over flamethrower*

 

[doneanddusted]

Oh, I mean... yeah-- of course he isn't!

*Pokes @IamNotLoki* WHISPER: My liege... I think she may have discovered your secret identity... should I??? *Holds hand over flamethrower*

*points scythe at Birdsie* If you dare...

 

[IamNotLoki]

I hate when my comic relief characters are stuck...

 

[Birdsie]

*points scythe at Birdsie* If you dare...

Okay. *Sigh*


Fine! You will be allowed ONE chance to prove your loyalty to the God-Emperor and thus Chapter-Master-Sensei Loki! (I'm making up this bullshit as I go XD)


Pick a best friend! There is only one right choice... Let's see if you get it right.


If you pass: You will be allowed to join our cool space marine chapter without paying the initial fee of 10 prayers to the Emperor!


If you fail: Well... Let's just say it'll get... crispy. *Holds hand over Flamethrower and smirks*


NOW. MAKE YOUR CHOICE!


Choices:


A: The God Emperor


B: The God Emperor


C : The God Emperor


D : The Chaos Gods


E: The God Emperor

I hate when my comic relief characters are stuck...

I know the feeling bruh.

 

[IamNotLoki]

Okay. *Sigh*


Fine! You will be allowed ONE chance to prove your loyalty to the God-Emperor and thus Chapter-Master-Sensei Loki! (I'm making up this bullshit as I go XD)


Pick a best friend! There is only one right choice... Let's see if you get it right.


If you pass: You will be allowed to join our cool space marine chapter without paying the initial fee of 10 prayers to the Emperor!


If you fail: Well... Let's just say it'll get... crispy. *Holds hand over Flamethrower and smirks*


NOW. MAKE YOUR CHOICE!





I know the feeling bruh.

is this about a tabletop hobby game?

 

[Birdsie]

is this about a tabletop hobby game?

Yes, it is. (But I prefer the lore of the game more than the game itself.)


(By the way. Refresh the page. I've changed the test. Now it's rigged! )

 

[IamNotLoki]

Any chance I can make a card of this guy?...


(Just kidding. It's a joke! Don't get mad at me, Loki-sensei!)

those are huge shoulderpads bro

 

[Birdsie]

those are huge shoulderpads bro

Yup.


That's pretty much a trademark of the Imperium of Man. You see a guy in power armor with huge pauldrons walking towards you? Well - You're screwed. He's a Space Marine and he's here to deliver the Emperor's righteous wrath... AKA Burning you alive.


Wanna know what the best part of W40k is? You want to pick to be the good guys? WELL. SORRY! Everyone in OUR universe... is an ASSHOLE. There's literally no good side to pick. (Except for the Tau, but they will brainwash you and have you do all of their dirty work all the time. It's still 99.9% better than the possible outcomes to your life in this world.)

 

[IamNotLoki]

Yup.


That's pretty much a trademark of the Imperium of Man. You see a guy in power armor with huge pauldrons walking towards you? Well - You're screwed. He's a Space Marine and he's here to deliver the Emperor's righteous wrath... AKA Burning you alive.


Wanna know what the best part of W40k is? You want to pick to be the good guys? WELL. SORRY! Everyone in OUR universe... is an ASSHOLE. There's literally no good side to pick. (Except for the Tau, but they will brainwash you and have you do all of their dirty work all the time. It's still 99.9% better than the possible outcomes to your life in this world.)

'

 

[Birdsie]

'

By the way.


IF you feel like getting into Warhammer 40k...


This is all you need to start understanding how the universe works:

 

[doneanddusted]

holy crap it's been 11 years since avatar the last airbender came out

 

[The Omen of Death]

holy crap it's been 11 years since avatar the last airbender came out

Ik, I am partly rewatching it by watching some reactors who I enjoy watch it, which has brought on some nice nostalgia

 

[doneanddusted]

Ik, I am partly rewatching it by watching some reactors who I enjoy watch it, which has brought on some nice nostalgia

i absolutely love the show ^.^ 


meanwhile I'm still sitting here trying to be a creative person :,3

 

[doneanddusted]

Guys I'm so skilled I cracked an egg with one hand

 

[IamNotLoki]

Guys I'm so skilled I cracked an egg with one hand

Marry me

 

[The Omen of Death]

Guys I'm so skilled I cracked an egg with one hand

O mai

 

[doneanddusted]

No seriously now I can make cookies at least 0.5 seconds faster 

 

[IamNotLoki]

No seriously now I can make cookies at least 0.5 seconds faster 

ultimate waifu

 

[The Omen of Death]

ultimate waifu

She becomes the perfect expectation of a waifu. Not a wife, mind you. A waifu.

 

[doneanddusted]

She becomes the perfect expectation of a waifu. Not a wife, mind you. A waifu.

:3 ultimate waifu bakes ultimate chocolate chip cookies

 

[The Omen of Death]

1 minute ago, Shmivian said:





:3 ultimate waifu bakes ultimate chocolate chip cookies




 

Yep, NOW BAKE US SOME GOD DAMN COOKIES GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!