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goblin food manifesto
  • all roots, including potatoes, are goblin food
  • mushrooms are goblin food too
  • meat, especially dried meat or offal
  • all junk food is goblin food
  • macaroni cheese is goblin food even if you used fancy ass ingredients to make it. in fact all large helpings of pasta are goblin
  • anything eaten at 3am is goblin food
  • anything thrown out/slated to be thrown out becomes goblin food
  • anything made from leftovers is DEFINITELY goblin food
  • stolen food is goblin food, but only if you are unrepentant about stealing it. if you’re guilty it isn’t goblin.

These are his demands
 
goblin food manifesto
  • all roots, including potatoes, are goblin food
  • mushrooms are goblin food too
  • meat, especially dried meat or offal
  • all junk food is goblin food
  • macaroni cheese is goblin food even if you used fancy ass ingredients to make it. in fact all large helpings of pasta are goblin
  • anything eaten at 3am is goblin food
  • anything thrown out/slated to be thrown out becomes goblin food
  • anything made from leftovers is DEFINITELY goblin food
  • stolen food is goblin food, but only if you are unrepentant about stealing it. if you’re guilty it isn’t goblin.

These are his demands
Wtf did I just read?
 

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