Mad House 2.0

[Pine]

:'DDDDD


enjoys x100000


thANK YOU FOR YOUR DRIVEling 3


 
wh-


benny ben ben y u lyin bout me

 

[Trignome]

Pine messaged me and wanted me to shank you if you didn't reply in a few more days.

Ahaha...you're so funny, Ben. Ahahaha. :'>

:'DDDDD
enjoys x100000


thANK YOU FOR YOUR DRIVEling 3


 
wh-


benny ben ben y u lyin bout me

Thank You x100000


And don't worry. I believe you. (e_e) *totally unsuspecting stare* no, not really though

 

[Pine]

Okay okay, truthfully, that IS something that I would do buT I SWEAR I DIDN'T.


Or like... I'm 99% sure I didn't. /sweats


dang don't these new quotes look fancy

 

[Wiggle]

I promise, she did. I saw it, with my own two eyes. She wanted me to stab you and then laugh.

 

[Pine]

Tsk, perhaps if I wanted to lure your foolish self into facing the wrath of The Mother Wax, which doesn't seem like such a bad idea right now.


/glares


ahh is it too soon to for a role play response because i rly rly want to

 

[Trignome]

*Says nothing. Walks away* :I

 

[Wiggle]

wat

 

[Pine]

nooooooooooooooooooooo iSwearididntdothat


that is such an a-a-ron thing to dOandwiththesmileyatthat


weeeeeeeell if no one objects


will reply

 

[Wiggle]

sure wish I could read the small text. DAMN YOU 32inch monitor

 

[Pine]

i said i was going to reply if no one has any objections old man

 

[Trignome]

I'm out for tonight because my fingers have died on me but yesh. Please do so!


Nobody will object because I will make sure the objectors...take a little vacation permanently.

 

[Pine]

ahhhhhh that's fine have nice sleep * w *


yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay triggy's approval overrides all objections anyway according to article two clause sixteen in The Contract

 

[Wiggle]

whoa, that cuts deep pine chan

 

[Pine]

not as deep as the knife i have save for you


i couldn't resist


sorry not sorry

 

[Wiggle]

That's messed up Pine-chan, I though we were homies.

 

[Trignome]

ahhhhhh that's fine have nice sleep * w *
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay triggy's approval overrides all objections anyway according to article two clause sixteen in The Contract

Oh, I will. 'Shank' you very much. (e_0) *eye twitch* Hahahahahahahahahaha...what a funny and highly coincidental pun...


And yaaaaaaay. I cheer with you contract? What contract? I don't remember agreeing to anything. ANYTHING, you hear me? Where is my lawyer? I want to see your credentials, tree. You ain't foolin' me.

 

[Pine]

i-i thought we were too i f eel so betray ed ; ooooo;


 

Oh, I will. 'Shank' you very much. (e_0) *eye twitch* Hahahahahahahahahaha...what a funny and highly coincidental pun...
And yaaaaaaay. I cheer with you contract? What contract? I don't remember agreeing to anything. ANYTHING, you hear me? Where is my lawyer? I want to see your credentials, tree. You ain't foolin' me.

aaaaaaaaaaahaha i sAY that to people all the time cries


cheering intensifies ???? how else do you think i sold my soul you silly. and that's all too bad for you becausE I'M THE ONLY LAWYER IN HYPOTHETICAL LAWYER HELL

 

[Wiggle]

Let's start over. I'm Ben, who are you?

 

[Pine]

it's toO LATE TO START OVER BEN


THE DAMAGE IS DONE

 

[Wiggle]

Damage? I just met you, how can I do any damage?

 

[Pine]

Oh, we have?


Never mind then.


How are you? * w *

 

[Wiggle]

I'm fantastic, how are you?

 

[Pine]

Falling asleep at a keyboard, but otherwise quite splendiferous.


Thanks for asking!

 

[Wiggle]

Stop listening to ASMR videos then. You're quite welcome!

 

[Pine]

/tries to pretend like i didn't have to google what that meant just now


/fails