SidTheSkid
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(Lyssa - Goddess of Insanity)
“Aye isn’t that my friend Arian?” Lyssa asks herself while squinting her eyes and looking at the miniscule spec beneath her that she was hurdling rapidly towards as her altitude decreased by the second. “Oh my love, catch me in your strong embraceful arms huuu.” She says in a sarcastically damsel in distress-like tone before being within a few-hundred feet of her position Lyssa to her surprise completely misses Arian and hits the surface of the ground at a mind-boggling pace creating an explosion of cataclysmic proportions.
That is if it were for ants, Lyssa is then noticed to be perfectly unscathed from the situation as she overlooks a colony of tiny ants scurrying away from the miniature atomic explosion with a hand-held microscope. “Run you little bastards, run from the destroyer of all worlds! Lyssa will be the only name you hear before you meet your inevitable demise!” Lyssa shouts towards the fleeing insects as she laughs maniacally. After forgetting what she was doing she approaches Arian and begins to thoroughly sniff her for some odd reason which kinda creeps out Arian. Lyssa then begins to analyze her by feeling her chest up then randomly booping her nose to feel the texture of it. Lyssa’s eyes then light-up with surprising glee before hugging Arian tightly. “Arian it really is you! Oh, how I missed you so much. Did you see me falling down from outer space while I was cooking marshmallows? Speaking of that I actually made you smores, be careful they’re kind of toasty also I brought Larry the Llama to come and visit us today!” She announces to her in a overly excited voice as she pulled out a plate full of overcooked marshmallows that looks like they were burnt until they were turned into rocks. Not to mention there was a Llama that was standing next to her looking around the room with its derpy eyes. Larry suddenly looked at Arian and neighed loudly like a horse before twisting its head side to side and spitting out his saliva at any person nearby in a sprinkler like motion.
Without warning she drops to her knees and appears behind Arian while caressing her plump butt. “Oh and how i’ve missed you my second love.” Lyssa replies in a French accent before setting up an entire table adjacent to her rear-end which contained a majority of food, wine, and lovely candles that were set for the ambience. “You’re looking rather ravishing tonight honey. I hope that we’ll enjoy our evening together.” Lyssa mutters in a lust-filled passion before poking the side of Arians butt and then immediately gasping after noticing a strange teddy-bear like creature wearing work-attire walk into the room quietly. At the point nobody understands what’s happening with Arian or Lyssa, it's just complete insanity. “Alejandro, it’s not what you think. She’s just a friend!” Lyssa shouts out to to the random stuffed bear while leaping out from her chair and shaking nervously as she looked at it. “No need, I already know that i’m not wanted here.” The teddy bear says in a disappointed tone as it takes its wide-brim cap off the hat rack near the entrance and proceeds to walk out of the room that they were in. “Alejandro! Noooooo!” Lyssa cried out as she flipped the dining table over and collapsed to her knees while positioning her palms underneath her chin.
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