FTR
One Thousand Club
A
Astaroth deals with the most immediate threat first, Caesar's singularity flying towards it. Easily and almost uninterestedly, Astaroth spawns million trillions of twin particles around its event horizon, evaporating the black hole into hawking radiation. With an annoyed grumble it teleports to Caesar and headbutts him sending him rocketing towards Ryo. Turning away from everyone Astaroth's entire being lights ablaze, the mutations and augmentations of the vessel falling away like shed skin. The body parts hit the floor slowly burning to a char. As flames subside, they reveal A in her usual form stretching jadedly. "I thought I told you the role of geezer giving me orders was already taken, Bing Bing. If you have a problem take it up with my manager.", she says to Xian Qui, back to her smartass disposition. "Anyway, I got what I came her for. Ryo's on my side now and I didn't even have to find all nine dragon balls."
She falls onto her back on the grass and puts her hands behind her head, closing her eyes. "Let us out, don't let us out. I don't care, I literally have all of eternity.....plus it's kinda nice here.", she admits, a calm smile on her face. "It'd be a perfect setting for a little coitus between beings of ultimate power......"
(after several scraps and rewrites I decided to defuse the situation with more nonsense. You're welcome....and if it seems like I ignored something you said it's because I probably did )