Fantasy 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐚 ; ooc

[Folklore-Frith]

All of us, surrounding the OOC channel like it's a ritual:

 

[miyabi]

I'm really sorry for being complicated.

I'm going to ask it like this; can the mother find an incantation/chant that helps her carry children again, where she could not before. Have a child.

no, no it's all good. sorry! yes, the mother can, but it would be from very remote areas--possibly even far gone ruins. there would also be a type of ritual where the mother has to give something up in return! if that makes sense?

Pffftsh nah there's nothing to defend! the sheer power of this RP is just awesome, that's all

yesss, I just couldn't resist! I love the fc you chose for your woman warrior - I recognize her from Once Upon a Time (☞ ᐛ )☞ 10/10

i dont wanna ge too ahead of myself of course but I'm definitely getting "i will literally kill you and dance on your grave/but also die for you duel buddies' vibes going down between them and i am not complaining

thank you so much AAA
PLEASE, i've been waiting to use her and now was my CHANCE
👁👁
perhaps, I CAN SEE IT JJSDJF

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

no, no it's all good. sorry! yes, the mother can, but it would be from very remote areas--possibly even far gone ruins. there would also be a type of ritual where the mother has to give something up in return! if that makes sense?

thank you so much AAA
PLEASE, i've been waiting to use her and now was my CHANCE
👁👁
perhaps, I CAN SEE IT JJSDJF

Us plotting on all of them

 

[Folklore-Frith]

Give Me Matthias Immediately.

Bena: wanna go flirt with some nobles and have them fall head over heels while we drink up all their wine and then steal their clothing?

edit: THE FLORIDA OF FICTION HAS HIT THE STAGE

 

[fancries1]

THE FLORIDA OF FICTION

 

[Mire]

MATTHIAS, MY BELOVED
gib me ManWhore.
also florida does not deserve this slander

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

Give Me Matthias Immediately.

Bena: wanna go flirt with some nobles and have them fall head over heels while we drink up all their wine and then steal their clothing?

edit: THE FLORIDA OF FICTION HAS HIT THE STAGE

PLSSSSSSSS he’d be like “we take their coin purses & jewelry too, no rich bitch is to be left untouched” BYE ITS THEIR MINI MISSION

THE FLORIDA OF FICTION

look. I WAS NOT GOING TO BE SILENCED. Plus he’s kind of ashamed of where he comes from soooo it fits

MATTHIAS, MY BELOVED
gib me ManWhore.
also florida does not deserve this slander

PLSSSSS I’m sorry but the “Florida man” articles are not helping y’all out akbsjshsh, I’m convinced all the crackheads live there

And EHEHEHEHE he’s gonna be the most annoying member of the team, just yall wait

 

[Folklore-Frith]

PLSSSSSSSS he’d be like “we take their coin purses & jewelry too, no rich bitch is to be left untouched” BYE ITS THEIR MINI MISSION

PLS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY-
they would be such a trip i sWEAR
just seeing them fuckin storming a nobles house, robbing them blind, shimmying away-

Matthias, after suggesting stealing all their purses and jewelry:

 

[Kovacs]

thank you so much AAA
PLEASE, i've been waiting to use her and now was my CHANCE
👁👁
perhaps, I CAN SEE IT JJSDJF

And EHEHEHEHE he’s gonna be the most annoying member of the team, just yall wait

Bards are just code for bait and/or meat shield don't @ me (and by me, I mean killian ( ͡°з ͡°))

 

[Folklore-Frith]

MEAT SHIELDS HGKJHKFDJHKJDK

god now im imagining them setting up a trap for like some nasty ass noble man. Matthias spent a bit seducing his wife or somethin and the noble is like chasing him, but leads him right to Bena who is hiding in the trees and BONK

tbh i wish i could animate. just imagine Matthias screaming as he runs down a dirt road with one shoe about to fall off and his shirt undone, with an angry noble man and a few guards behind him

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

PLS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY-
they would be such a trip i sWEAR
just seeing them fuckin storming a nobles house, robbing them blind, shimmying away-

Matthias, after suggesting stealing all their purses and jewelry:

HELP they’d be so chaotic/ dumb together

also Matt to literally everyone :

Bards are just code for bait and/or meat shield don't @ me (and by me, I mean killian ( ͡°з ͡°))

WOWWWWWWW nah I can’t even defend his ass, he’s barely gonna do any work

BUT LOOK, at least he’s GOT PERSONALITY. Killian looks MF STIFF. He’s gonna annoy him so much wjdjwjsnjw

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

MEAT SHIELDS HGKJHKFDJHKJDK

god now im imagining them setting up a trap for like some nasty ass noble man. Matthias spent a bit seducing his wife or somethin and the noble is like chasing him, but leads him right to Bena who is hiding in the trees and BONK

tbh i wish i could animate. just imagine Matthias screaming as he runs down a dirt road with one shoe about to fall off and his shirt undone, with an angry noble man and a few guards behind him

HELP? It’s a mf giant too and he didn’t know bc that man was sitting down JABSJKSNAJAJS.
all Bena would see is this:

“RUN FOR YOUR FOCKIN LIVES”

 

[Folklore-Frith]

HELP? It’s a mf giant too and he didn’t know bc that man was sitting down JABSJKSNAJAJS.
all Bena would see is this:

“RUN FOR YOUR FOCKIN LIVES”

I LOVE HIM ALREADY WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

Bena: maybe next time i'll go for the wife
Matthias, breathing heavily: nah im good im good im so good dont even worry-

im imagining them doing stupid things with the hannah montana transition music in between

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

I LOVE HIM ALREADY WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

PLS LOVE YOURSELF, HE’S A WHORE YOUR HONOR- A FUN ONE BUT STILL

Bena: maybe next time i'll go for the wife
Matthias, breathing heavily: nah im good im good im so good dont even worry-

PLSSSS he’s just like: “damn that was crazy, anyways wanna go into town and splurge?” and they’d spend it on the dumbest shit- im imagining matching pirate hats and they somehow offend some and then get into trouble aksbwjjshs

im imagining them doing stupid things with the hannah montana transition music in between

HELP it’s just a montage of them getting caught in booby traps/getting into situations that could’ve easily been avoided

PLS imagine if they got separated from the group and it’s just them fighting over which way to go the whole time KSNWJJWH their friendship IS UNMATCHED

“I’m sorry I called you a wart on the back side of an ogre” headass

 

[Kovacs]

WOWWWWWWW nah I can’t even defend his ass, he’s barely gonna do any work

BUT LOOK, at least he’s GOT PERSONALITY. Killian looks MF STIFF. He’s gonna annoy him so much wjdjwjsnjw

Please, as if he's got an ass to defend-

Lmfao legit though, even if they are the same age, the fact that they are in such different stages/professions in life means that I can definitely see Killian acting like the begrudging sarcastic "older" brother figure who ends up covering Matthias' backside every time he gets into shit

 

[Folklore-Frith]

PLS LOVE YOURSELF, HE’S A WHORE YOUR HONOR- A FUN ONE BUT STILL


PLSSSS he’s just like: “damn that was crazy, anyways wanna go into town and splurge?” and they’d spend it on the dumbest shit- im imagining matching pirate hats and they somehow offend some and then get into trouble aksbwjjshs



HELP it’s just a montage of them getting caught in booby traps/getting into situations that could’ve easily been avoided

PLS imagine if they got separated from the group and it’s just them fighting over which way to go the whole time KSNWJJWH their friendship IS UNMATCHED

“I’m sorry I called you a wart on the back side of an ogre” headass

I LOVE A GOOD WHORE ROBBIE. ROBBIE DELIVER THE WHORE ROBBIE. DON'T BE CHEAP ON ME NOW

THEM IN STUPID PIRATE HATS. IMAGINE THEY EITHER GET THE ADULT SIZED ONES AND THEN THOSE LITTLE WOODEN SWORDS FOR KIDS, OR THEY GET THE WOODEN SWORDS AND ALSO LITTLE TINY KID PIRATE HATS AND THEY ACT LIKE ITS PEAK FASHIONNNN

but god bls.... bls- them just getting into more and more shenanigans until they have an entire town just hunting them down

"and i'm sorry i said that your mom's a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" ... "SIKE" - slaps the pirate hat off his head

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

Please, as if he's got an ass to defend-

Now look

LEAVE HIM ALONE HE’S POOR, HE CANT AFFORD ONE

Lmfao legit though, even if they are the same age, the fact that they are in such different stages/professions in life means that I can definitely see Killian acting like the begrudging sarcastic "older" brother figure who ends up covering Matthias' backside every time he gets into shit

PLS that’d be so cute. Especially considering they wouldn’t be home often so they just become a little work family SJSBSJSH. HELP I can see Matthias giving him an annoying nickname too,,, am finking lili, ‘ian even and then everyone just starts calling him that. PLS he’d also appoint himself his wingman and just meddle all of the time, we love to see it.

I LOVE A GOOD WHORE ROBBIE. ROBBIE DELIVER THE WHORE ROBBIE. DON'T BE CHEAP ON ME NOW

I FEEL SO THREATENED HELP


PLS THEY’RE ALWAYS DRESSED UP IN BIZARRE THINGS and the team just learns not to question it after awhile

HELP imagine if they did have a small town after them, like during a mission so everyone starts being uncooperative and annoyed and the team gets hella pissed but they just look like this the whole time:



they’re like the annoying best friends that have to be separated in class all of the time akbajsns

 

[Folklore-Frith]

I FEEL SO THREATENED HELP
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PLS THEY’RE ALWAYS DRESSED UP IN BIZARRE THINGS and the team just learns not to question it after awhile

HELP imagine if they did have a small town after them, like during a mission so everyone starts being uncooperative and annoyed and the team gets hella pissed but they just look like this the whole time:

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they’re like the annoying best friends that have to be separated in class all of the time akbajsns

god these two,,, ripe with potential,,,
the gang not gonna be able to take them ANYWHEREEEE
the party: trying to interrogate a local
Matt + Bena: literally having a wooden sword battle while bobbing and weaving around each member, and even hitting a few

imagining the swords crossing in front of Killian's face while he's holding a conversation with the local. he does not blink.

Bena before Matt: charismatic and cool. holds an air of nobility. can charm a rich man out of his estate.
Bena after Matt:

 

[Chimeric]

Did I see that we would have a pirate crew!

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

god these two,,, ripe with potential,,,
the gang not gonna be able to take them ANYWHEREEEE
the party: trying to interrogate a local
Matt + Bena: literally having a wooden sword battle while bobbing and weaving around each member, and even hitting a few

imagining the swords crossing in front of Killian's face while he's holding a conversation with the local. he does not blink.

killian would KILL THEM HELP, he’d take them both by the ear and make them wait outside pls.
He’s their babysitter ong, ESPECIALLY BC THEY CANT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY

no but imagine medieval yo mama jokes and they just keep going back and forth HELP

Bena after Matt:

BYEEEEE
Them in the background while a mf’s dying

 

[Folklore-Frith]

Did I see that we would have a pirate crew!

Bena, wearing a child's pirate hat and holding a small wooden sword in hand: hello i am ur captain

 

[Folklore-Frith]

killian would KILL THEM HELP, he’d take them both by the ear and make them wait outside pls.
He’s their babysitter ong, ESPECIALLY BC THEY CANT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY

BENA SAYS ITS A WORTHY PRICE. and then runs.
Matt is left behind and he stares after her in disbelief before trying to run. he does not get away.

hello i need this now... imagine the chaos. the stupidity. the absolute marvel of a scene...

no but imagine medieval yo mama jokes and they just keep going back and forth HELP

THE JOKES DO NOT STOP. THEY WILL NEVER STOP.

also im imaging now... u know that scene from shrek the second? (i think) where donkey is just making popping noises between fiona and shrek??? imagine Killian sitting in front of them and they just flank him on either side and just start doing that.

They do not get away without regretting everything.

BYEEEEE
Them in the background while a mf’s dying

IM LOSING ITTTTT

Bena: moving elegantly
Matt: okay but have you seen THIS
Matt: starts breakdancing terribly

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

BENA SAYS ITS A WORTHY PRICE. and then runs.
Matt is left behind and he stares after her in disbelief before trying to run. he does not get away.

HELP he just comes crawling & goes “I think he snapped my butt knuckle”
KAJHSHSHS

also im imaging now... u know that scene from shrek the second? (i think) where donkey is just making popping noises between fiona and shrek??? imagine Killian sitting in front of them and they just flank him on either side and just start doing that.

HELP they just pretend like nothing happened every time he turns around KSJSJSJSJ. They blame each other but both get in trouble BYE

Bena: moving elegantly
Matt: okay but have you seen THIS
Matt: starts breakdancing terribly

LOOK I said he could sing and play NOT DANCE. This man is gonna be throwing hella ass to sea shanties, he got Megan knees

 

[Folklore-Frith]

HELP he just comes crawling & goes “I think he snapped my butt knuckle”
KAJHSHSHS

Bena just buys him some good drank and acts like she didn't just abandon him
"so anyway i got you a gift" -hands him a wooden duck-

HELP they just pretend like nothing happened every time he turns around KSJSJSJSJ. They blame each other but both get in trouble BYE

They Will Not Survive Killian...

LOOK I said he could sing and play NOT DANCE. This man is gonna be throwing hella ass to sea shanties, he got Megan knees

HGHDKJGHDFKJ FELTTT

Bena is the opposite! a very nice talking voice (thanks mom!) but sounds like Scully the Seagull from My Little Mermaid. she can sure as fuck move her hips tho.

IMAGINE: the party needs some $$$ so the Chaotic Duo decide to hit the streets. He plays the Tunes and she shake the Boot.

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

Bena just buys him some good drank and acts like she didn't just abandon him
"so anyway i got you a gift" -hands him a wooden duck-

HELP he starts going on a tangent but then sees the duck and is like “oh GIMME GIMME” BYEEEEE

Bena is the opposite! a very nice talking voice (thanks mom!) but sounds like Scully the Seagull from My Little Mermaid. she can sure as fuck move her hips tho.

IMAGINE: the party needs some $$$ so the Chaotic Duo decide to hit the streets. He plays the Tunes and she shake the Boot.

NOT SCULLY PLSSSS

no but fr though 👁it’s the one time they’re not useless akbajsnw THEY JUST COME BACK W CASH AND COINS EVERYWHERE AND MATT GOES
“You might not wanna touch that”