Lotusy
Pink Enthusiast
"Crap... Where did Columbus go?" Jay calmly walked against the screaming and panicking crowd. "I guess I'll go on without him."
As soon as he reached the unicorn enclosure, he spotted three unicorns, not even responding to the chaos around him. "Time to beat up some ponies." He jumped onto the first unicorn, hollering and swinging he golf club at the horse's head. (If you think about it, he would kinda look like the Ralph Lauren Polo logo.)
30 minutes, two horn wounds, and one trampling later, Jay finally punched the last unicorn into unconsciousness. "These things are vicious." As the unicorn started to cry, he held out a flask underneath its face. "I think that's enough," he says, inserting a cork and putting the flask in his backpack.
As he was walking towards the exit, Jay remembered one more thing he needed: peacock feathers. Grabbing a map, he goes to the peacock exhibit. As he enter the building, he was pheasantly (pun intended) surprised to see a peacock was still in there. Until he realized it was 10 feet tall. And it breathed fire.
(@GingerBread are you willing to play the giant peacock?)
As soon as he reached the unicorn enclosure, he spotted three unicorns, not even responding to the chaos around him. "Time to beat up some ponies." He jumped onto the first unicorn, hollering and swinging he golf club at the horse's head. (If you think about it, he would kinda look like the Ralph Lauren Polo logo.)
30 minutes, two horn wounds, and one trampling later, Jay finally punched the last unicorn into unconsciousness. "These things are vicious." As the unicorn started to cry, he held out a flask underneath its face. "I think that's enough," he says, inserting a cork and putting the flask in his backpack.
As he was walking towards the exit, Jay remembered one more thing he needed: peacock feathers. Grabbing a map, he goes to the peacock exhibit. As he enter the building, he was pheasantly (pun intended) surprised to see a peacock was still in there. Until he realized it was 10 feet tall. And it breathed fire.
(@GingerBread are you willing to play the giant peacock?)
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