Morty saw Jared's used condom nunchucks and proceeded to make Morty noises and vomit profusely.
Phantom Thief of Hearts
ManyFaces
Striking William with round after round from her Mech, D.Va flew around the behemoth's head, distracting him and allowing some of Kenboni's men, led by Soldier 76 to strike William. A barrage of helix rockets mixed with blaster fire struck William in the chest and face, knocking him back even more. This was boosted as a barrage of plasma beams from Toffee's dog forces was combined with a rainbow beam from 1812.
"I cannot die!" William bellowed "The Orange Order will never perish!"
A squadron of fighter planes flew overhead, bombarding the wounded behemoth. He swiped two of the planes out of the air, however D.Va flew in and caught both pilots using her Mech, flying towards safety. She dropped them off at the Houses of Parliament and gave them a playful wink before returning to the fight.
Striking William in the side of the head, William was knocked back and into another barrage as multiple tanks, another squadron of jets, Kenboni's men, the dog army, 1812, and the two "retired" Overwatch agents hit him with missiles, blasts of energy and bullets.
William fell to his knees, screaming in agony as the barrage continued. He was struck by a blast of silver energy from behind by Ser Dougan as he tried to crawl away.
"That's one's for Stuart!" He shouted, hitting William with another blast "That one's for the Leprechauns!" He struck William again "That one's for Belfast!" He struck William twice more "And that one's for Kenboni!"
William began to crawl through the Thames, making his way towards Dougan who was standing on top of a boat. He drew both his katana and cricket bat, waiting for William to approach him only for the behemoth to get struck by the barrage again, hitting him in the back and knocking him down once again. Despite this, he continued to crawl towards Dougan.
When he was mere inches away, D.Va swooped down in her Mech and picked the GM up, carrying him to safety.
"We're out of the way. Hit him with everything you've got!" D.Va shouted over the radio. She flew above William, making sure that her followers could see the behemoth fall.
One, final barrage ripped the big Orange bastard apart, scattering his limbs all over the Thames. A triumphant yell was mixed with barking as the headless, limbless torso of William fell forwards. It was over.
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Meetra can decide to go home, join another arc or continue on with the next arc)
"Aw jeez!" Morty said as Jared Letto charged at him."Great, he's vomiting!" Jared chuckled "Just like some of my co-stars!"
"Co-stars?" Harleen asked "Hah! I knew you were an actor!"
Being called an actor and not what he truly was, that being the Joker by Harleen for a second time sent Jared into what could best be described as a rage that seemed like a mixture between a rampaging toddler who wanted more ice cream and a drunk Scotsman out on a Saturday night in Glasgow who'd just noticed a supporter of the rival football team in the same pub.
Jared swung wildly, screaming and charging towards Harleen
"I'm the fucking Joker, goddammit Fuck you for saying otherwise you little shit!"
"You're a drama Queen." Harleen sighed
He ran at Harleen who simply side-stepped and tried to trip Jared up but he kept his balance, driven by pure edge an rage rather than actual agility and charged towards the vomiting Morty "You'll be my new sidekick!" He screamed
The Mad Queen
Phantom Thief of Hearts
Thepotatogod
The Phantom Thieves awoke to find themselves in an unfamiliar city..."What do you...?" Akira muttered as he saw a butterfly pass by, soon falling asleep. As soon as the group fell asleep, however, they didn't seem to notice their van losing control, causing them to swerve along the highway, crashing off the cliff...
However, that doesn't appear to be the end for our Phantom Thieves...
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"There is problem with idea," Buff Frog said as he pulled out a picture of him and his tadpoles."Ah, is that so?" Minako nodded, rubbing her chin for a bit. She soon had an idea, declaring to Buff Frog. "Hey, why not hang out with us for the time being? I mean, since Ludo's not ordering you around, maybe we should try to, you know, talk about stuff!"
"I agree." Theodore nodded, facing the frog. "I, too, am curious about your master...Considering both of our masters does not require our assistance at the moment, after all."
"I'm coming with you. I think you'll need all the help you can get now." Meetra said towards Dougan. "If you do need more men, there is one person I think who is able to help." She added.The army stood had gathered on and around London bridge, looking down at William's body.
"What the hell do we do now, sir?" A British soldier asked his superior Officer "The Prime Minister was a robot, and a robot can only run for PM if they openly say they were a robot. Who's gonna lead the country out of this mess? This is a worse fuck-up than Brexit. What if the inspector were to come?"
"Didn't work that way with Thatcher." Ser Dougan muttered under his breath "I guess that means there'll have to be another ruddy General Election." He said, turning to face the army behind him
The crowd groaned, even the ones not native to that universe like Kenboni's men. D.Va wanted to point that out, but held her tongue just this once. She turned around, seeing a crowd of journalists and civilians approach the bridge only for the army to hold them back.
Dougan noticed 1812 Overture in the crowd and walked towards her
"Where are you going?" D.Va asked "My followers have a ton of questions."
"Tell them I'll catch up." Dougan replied "Keep streaming, I guess."
Meeting with the Panda warrior, Dougan couldn't find the words
"I-You said you had some stuff to tell me, about me mother."
1812 nodded understandingly "We should go somewhere more private, we have much to discuss."
HALF AN HOUR LATERThe group had gathered at the remains of Number 10 Downing Street, British soldiers and some of Kenboni's men running past them. Over the radio, Dougan and 1812 had asked them there, saying they had something to discuss.
Ser Dougan had a grim look on his face while 1812 remained silent.
"This isn't over."
"What are you talking about? We beat the final boss." D.Va replied
"The fighting never ends." Soldier 76 muttered grimly
"Me mother, and an old friend to 1812 Overture worked together some time ago. That amulet that William found, that turned him into a giant monster that could have destroyed all of Europe, the same amulet the PM kept goin' on about...
"I'll cut right to the chase. There are more of them...Some of them are even more powerful than the one William used." 1812 explained "I think that the same person William made a deal with for his army wanted that amulet, and that the invasion was just a distraction of some kind. William managed to get to it first though, so I suppose that plan was thwarted."
1812 paused, letting her words sink in before speaking again "Ser Dougan and I have agreed to travel the Multiverse in search of these amulets, to get them before the being, or beings William made a deal with get them first."
"How do you know where they are?" McCree asked
"We don't, but we do know the universes me mother and 1812's friend hid them in, so that's a start." Dougan replied with a shrug "You lot are welcome to join us, but we'd understand if you have your own universes to get back to. We can always drop you off home on our way through."
He looked at the crowd "Hold yer horses, where's Vadcus?" He asked, only for the group to shrug
"Erm, he went back to his own universe." One of Kenboni's men butted in
"Ah, fair enough." Ser Dougan replied "Now, like I said. We won't judge ya if you won't go on this dimension-hopping quest with us."
"We can handle Belfast." One of Kenboni's men butted in "It's the least we can do, and it's what our glorious leader would have wanted. We can protect your city while you're away."
"Us too." Toffee's Good Boy dog army butted in
Dougan nodded understandingly
"Wherever you go, I'll do." Toffee barked
D.Va raised her hand "I'll go with you." She smiled.
"Like hell." Soldier 76 snapped "I don't like the idea of sending a child on such a dangerous mission." 76 stated
"I'm not a kid anymore." D.Va replied, her smile fading
"If I can't stop you, I might as well go with you." He sighed heavily "McCree, you should go home. You'll need to be the first line of defence for our world if this mission goes south."
"But..."
"That's an order."
McCree walked towards a portal that had opened back to his home universe, with other portals opening to other respective universes.
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The soldier who had informed Dougan on Vadcus' fate turned away from the group, and there was a slight glow in his eyes as a grin formed on his face
MEANWHILE: In Another UniverseVadcus woke up strapped to a wall, he was shirtless, bloody, and dazed. The last thing he remembered was being in Belfast before he saw a flash of light and was knocked unconscious. The room was dark but he used the force to improve his vision, seeing that there was a large metal door with a large, horizontal mirror next to it.
Naturally, he reached out with the force, trying to open the door but nothing happened.
"That's not going to work, Jedi." A voice spoke. No matter how hard Vadcus focused on the voice, he was unable to find the source of it.
"Zoze reztrains limit your force abilitiez." The voice spoke again. It had a thick German-sounding accent "So ezcape is, quite frankly impozzible."
From the shadows, a creature moved towards Vadcus. He only had a moment to reel in horror as it stared him down.
Before Vadcus could say anything, the creature hit him with it's Toffee Crisp laser eyes, turning the Jedi into Toffee Crisp. The German-sounding man could be heard clapping, for the creature did not have hands, only wings.
"Very good, yas." He chuckled "Now, I shall fulfil my part of ze deal."
Thepotatogod
The Group of teenagers now found themselves in a new location; far different from Tokyo, Gotham, nor Japan. This is an entirely different country as far as they're concerned. Akira's consciousness stirred as he hears a familiar voice speak through his head.
Curses...It appears that wretched God is right after all... The voice hissed, Our work isn't done at all, is it?
This....This ought to be interesting. Another voice said calmly, and then fell silent as the other voice sighed.
Trickster of Fate, I am Arsene, Pillager of Twilight. The Voice introduced as Arsene, his own Persona. It appears we have quite the long way ahead of us for our quest to bear fruit...Shall thou continue to abide by thy own contract?
'For the sake of my own justice, let me be chained to hell itself.' Akira responded to Arsene inside his head as he began to stand up. Arsene cackled, soon disappearing from his head. Finally looking around, he noticed how most of the group are in familiar outfits...
"More importantly, look at your clothes, Skull." Akira said, shoving his hands on his pockets as he feel around for his phone. Ryuji merely looked at Akira with a confused glare.
"Huh? I thought we already said that we'll never...The hell?!" Ryuji looked down, only to find him wearing his Phantom Thief outfit; a black coat and pants along with bone like accessories on the back, his yellow gloves, and of course; his Skull-like mask. "Dude, what the actual eff is going on here?!" He asked, as everyone soon noticed that they're wearing their Metaverse getup.
"Impossible...I thought we were already relieved as Phantom Thieves..." Yusuke muttered in disbelief, feeling his mask as he looked around this new 'city'. "Could it be that the Holy Grail survived our assault?"
"Aw...They're cute!" Minako said as she looked at the frog's family photo. Theodore merely raised a brow, oblivious to her concept of cuteness. "I don't know if there's anywhere you can work here though...Monsters are kind of a rare deal here in the city..."
"Nah...I think that outing canceled for now, Nep-chan." Ann replied with a sigh, pondering their current location.
"Joker, did Igor say anything to you?" Morgana, now on his bipedal form, turned to Akira with a question. "I'm sure he brought it up to you before, right?"
"No...But he did say we'll meet some unexpected misfortune." Akira replied, recalling Igor's oracle about the impending future. Could this be it, he wonders.
"Well, what ever it is we're dealing with, it must've been powerful enough to make us retain our Persona ability." Makoto assessed, rubbing her chin. "I suggest we find some place to stay at the moment. Walking around town like this will surely bring some unwanted attention."
"I concur." Yusuke replied with a nod, noticing the slight emptiness of the streets. "Let us do so before our luck runs out."
"Friends that pop from my head?" Minako tilted her head for a moment, with Theodore immediately catching up on what the frog is talking about.
"Ah, you mean the Persona ability." Theodore said, opening his compendium with one arm. "To simply put it, The Persona is a mask that reacts to certain stimuli, building one's personality which faces certain hardships...Think of it as a mask of some sort; taking form of Gods and Demons alike." Soon enough, a blue card began to emerge from the book, glowing brightly as it span about in place. "Only a select few can ultimately wield their Personas; whether by the forcefully summoning them by the means of an Instrument of choice, or by naturally facing one's 'Shadow Self'." He explained, closing the compendium. "Miss Arisato's current Personas are the following; Orpheus, Thanatos, and Messiah...Two of which are stronger than the first."
"You...really didn't have to explain that much, you know?" Minako shrugged, "I mean, it's not like he's planning to summon his Persona, right?"
"It's a possibility." Theodore retorted with a smirk.
"Say, Akira-chan, that strange girl you know, didn't she mention something about her town looking like this?" Haru asked Akira."We're back on business, so we might as well go with it." Akira said, nodding. "However, if we figure out how to change back, that's when we address each other by our real names."
Buff Frog leaned in and said, "To be honest I doubt he could summon one... He does not have sharpest beak."So Ludo's going to summon a Persona, huh? The thought of that makes it...Quite worrying for both her and the Shadow Operatives as a whole. Nevertheless, that would mean that Ludo would have no experience on using one at all...Experience Vs. Power, as they say.
Soon enough, a voice rang throughout Minako's head...
Thou art I, I am thou.
Thou hast established a new bond.
It assists thee to fulfilling thy new Purpose.
Thou shalt receive blessing of the Strength Arcana
"Sure, why not?" Minako ndded, shaking his hand. "Hey, hey. Mind if you tell us what his Persona can do when he finally summons it? I mean, he might use it to terrorize some people."
"Yeah, did Pea-Chan ever tell you what her home is like, Akira?" Haru asked Akira."Yeah...She did." Akira was reminded of what Peacock told him in the past; something about her and her only friend living together in an orphanage somewhere in this city. Could it be that Peacock had finally returned home? "But why are we included, though?"
"That's a good question." Morgana rubbed his chin, his ears twitching a bit. "Maybe Peacock is around..."
"You'll never know what to expect...I mean, back in my day, a 10 year kid was able to summon one!" Minako joked a little, withdrawing her hand from Buff Frog's. "So...See you later?"
"How about we go outside and actually ask people?" Neptune suggested to the team."No...She only said that she lived in some kind of laboratory." Akira said, soon answering Neptune's inquiry about anything to worry about. "There's one thing though; Something called a Skullgirl."
"What's that? My fangirl or something?" Ryuji joked for a bit, who, in turn, was rewarded with a bop to the head by Ann.
"You wish! It's probably some skeleton or something." Ann shrugged, who immediately bore a cold sweat. "...Right?"
"Peacock did say she's an Anti-Skullgirl weapon...So it might be dangerous to pursue it without any further information." Akira said, admitting their lack of intel on the situation.
As soon as Buff Frog went on his way, Theodore soon nodded, saying that his sisters must be terribly parched, soon headed back to the Velvet Room while Minako finally goes in the Cafe Ala Noir, ready to take on her new Part Time Job...
As soon as Buff Frog went on his way, Theodore soon nodded, saying that his sisters must be terribly parched, soon headed back to the Velvet Room while Minako finally goes in the Cafe Ala Noir, ready to take on her new Part Time Job...
(Time skip?)
"Meh," Marco and Star said as the two continued to eat their nachos."I'm home~" Minako said as she opened the door, carrying two brown paper bags which contains both her maid uniform and some of the Cafe's food as part of her first day salary. She soon took off her shoes and headed inside; her japanese tradition still present as she went about in her socks, soon sitting on the couch near Marco and Star. "So...Anything interesting happened today?"
"You must be dumber than I thought," the girl pulled back her hood to reveal green hair and an eye patch.As Akira and the group get out of their now-beat up Van, Makoto and Morgana examining the damages while the others soon scattered around it. The group looked around the new scenery, Akira was soon dumbfounded by the moon when a voice of a young girl soon began to inquire.
". . .I can't say this hasn't happened before." Akira answered the young girl's inquiry, causing the group to turn to Akira's direction, spotting a hooded, green haired girl in the distance. "Say...Where are we, little girl?" Akira asked, approaching the young girl. Although he didn't mean to be rude, he just assumed her age judging by her height and voice.
"Seriously, how dumb could you people be?" the Girl shook her head, "You punks aren't ready for the Skullgirl and when she rises... all he-" the girl stuttered the curse worse before she could continue, "heck breaks loose...""Oh please! We survived fighting a frickin' GOD before!" Ryuji boasted, crossing his arms in pride. "What's the worse that could happen?"
"Unless this 'Skullgirl' we heard from Peacock is much stronger than Gods, that is." Morgana pondered, facing Ryuji then the girl; he was somehow reminded of Igor's assistant, Lavenza due to how old the girl really is. Nevertheless, he soon crossed his arms.
"Is there something that's gonna happen in this city?" Akira asked, fitting his crimson red gloves. "I believe we can solve that."
"Yeah, Minako's got a point, Star," Marco reinforced Minako's belief."Odd choice of career there, Star-chan." Minako giggled a bit, being reminded of Junpei's previous desire to become a hero that didn't come true. "But you're already a Hero, see? You saved your Kingdom and the entire universe! I mean..." She rested her arms behind her head, leaning backwards. "Being a Hero on both Earth and Mewni could be quite troubling, you know?"
