The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
Bound for Morty: Russo's RevengeanceA Green Portal opened up on a seemingly normal Earth
"Well, Morty... We're here! Earth F-32819! Home to the Multiverse's Second Greatest Ice Cream..." Rick proclaimed.
"Second Greatest?" Morty asked.
"Well... Actually it should be the Greatest Ice Cream now... since your S-s-sister ruined the m*uuuurrp*ltiverse's Ice Cream with her World Peace Nonsense... Now come on, L-l-let's get some Ice Cream before the Zook rots..."
12 da- "Hey! Nothing of any importance happened 12 days ago no RPer is interested in that!" "Didn't we also say we weren't gonna do this?" "That's exactly what we said! Now let's go fall through a wormhole!"
Just like that two portals appeared from above, and Deadpool and Gintoki fell, and in a very coincidental way, the two fell and ended up in a yaoi position, "Now that's just cold!" "I don't know some people like the kinky yaoi stuff..." Deadpool said seductively and gave one little wink. "Oh, boy..."
Deadpool however kept going with the moment, taking out a stereotypical 1800's southern girl hat from his satchel as well as a fan as well, and began fanning himself while still ontop of Gintoki speaking like a stereotypical southern girl as well, "Oh my! Is it just me y'all or ain't it gettin' all steamy in 'ere! Oh wait it's just this rugged, dashing, handsome young man I am mounted on!" This ended up setting off Gintoki however.
"Nuh uh! That's just you! I am up for getting it on, but not with you right this god damn second you clingy body bag corpse looking ninja wannabe. "Ah, fine... But if you ever want some, ya got some my man! But hey RPers, lets not go making shipping fests eh? We don't need ships that won't sail, although, Spideypool shall never die!" "Shippers are quite persistent, if fanboys and girls can't get it on with body pillows, or with us personally, they force ourselves with others. It's the mating call of otaku and nerds everywhere.. Now uh, let's get off me shall we, your lucky I am not a woman nor the stereotypical woman either, I would have totally beaten the shit out of you right there... Now uh, mind getting off?"
Deadpool then agreed to get off, and he then realized Rick and Morty, standing there, after it seemed appearing in the area themselves, "Welp, it appears we landed in a multiverse within a multiverse, because if Rick and Morty are here... Yeah uhhh, I gotta drink this one through this is going to be an absolute doozy... As they always say... Lubba wubba dub dub!" With that Deadpool took out from his magic satchel a flask similar to Rick's with beer in it and Deadpool's logo on it, and took a good long sip of it. "I think you flipped it around... Ah, screw it I will drink to that, give it here." Deadpool then gave over his flask to Gintoki who drank some more of it, and gave it over to Deadpool.
"Well! What random universe in your universe did we end up in? Also I got some good news for ya' Rick but your quest for Szechuan Sauce, is now over you can tell your screenwriters you need to write a new season 3! On the bright side looks like more people are going to scream and yell for season 3!" He then tossed over a packet of it from his magic satchel over to Rick.
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