Fandom Gamestuck (A Homestuck AU RP)

[electroShogun]

Ken: Search for card


You start tearing your room apart (figuratively, of course) looking for your Strife specibus.


ES: Why


ES: Whats it do


ES: And how do you know so much about the game





You find a copy of your favorite manga underneath your desk. You CAPTCHALOGUE it to read later.

 

[Nawmoo]

QA: Lets just say I know a lot and leave it at that, for now.


QA: But right now that doesn't matter.


QA: Prototyping the Kernelsprite with something weak will help us out in the long run.


QA: That's all I have to say on the matter, at least until we enter.


QA: Any other information on the subject will be irrelevant.


QA: Just trust me on this.

 

[electroShogun]

ES: If you say so


Ken: Find Strife specibus


There it is! Tucked away with your COLLECTIBLE CARDS, you find your Bladekind card! You put it in your STRIFE PORTFOLIO and store your FUCKING GIANT SWORD in it.

 

[HeavenlyTraitor]

A young child stands in their bedroom. It is quite small, but that is irrelevant. Today is a big day. The supposed day of Armageddon! That them and a few friends will cause! You have no idea why you're excited about this, because there's no way it's true. Anyways, what is the name of this child?


SUCKFACE FISHMAN_ X





Wrong, and what kind of name is that? Try again.





SAM SOTHIA_ !





There you go! Your name is indeed Sam, and you are 16 years old. Your birthday was four days ago, but that's not relevant either. You have a few boxes strewn about your usually 'organized' room, with gifts in them. You won't go through them yet, because they're not important. What's important is that you message at least one of your friends, saying you're online and available.





-- serendipitousMagician [sM] began pestering electroShogun [ES] at 12:42 --





SM: hey!!


SM: i am exist now!


SM: when is armageddon?

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Answer Sam


Sam worries you sometimes. You have no idea how they can be so cheerful in the face of Armageddon.


ES: Hey


ES: Apparently its in 38 minutes


ES: For Aura at least


ES: Do you have your copy of Sburb


ES: If so you need to install it immediately

 

[HeavenlyTraitor]

Sam grins. They had the disc waiting all day on their crappy looking pc. The computer itself is actually amazing. It's steampunk. At least, that's how Sam sees it.


SM: oooo


SM: why, whats happening to aura?





After sending that, they start to install the game.

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Shes playing the game


ES: She has until the meteor hits to make her artifact and get the hell out of there


ES: But shes just standing around and Im getting worried

 

[MoltenLightning]

Aura: Wonder what the fudge just happened.


You have no clue what was happening, and before you knew it a counter had appeared on the machine and a sphere had popped out. You read the messages Ken sent, then proceed to turn the valve. Several cylinders pop out, and you again become confused. You look around your room, and grab a random plush you kept around your room. For some reason, you have the urge to throw it at the sphere to check if its safe...


Aura: Throw Alligator Puppet at Thing.


A flash occurs, and you step back in surprise. Next thing you know, a floating ghost thing appears, with the face of your alligator puppet.


Aura: Continue to be very, very confused.


DC: Oh god what did I do!!?


DC: Its looking at me funny!!!


DC: No! Bad Alligator!


Aura: Run from Mr. Huggles


You run, as the floating ghost chases you, trying to hug you.

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Notice shenanigans


You notice that Aura has moved, and that the glowing thing has changed. You quickly message her.


ES: WHAT DID YOU DO

 

[MoltenLightning]

Aura: Flip the fridge out.


DC: HELP HES TRYING TO HUG ME AND IN ACTUALITY I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A FLOATING GHOST


DC: HHEEEELLLLPPPP

 

[electroShogun]

ES: AURA CALM THE FRAK DOWN


ES: ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU

 

[MoltenLightning]

Aura: Try and calm down.


You can't because a flippin' alligator ghost is after you. You decide to lure it into a room, where you do a u-turn and lock him in.


Aura: Try and do things that are productive


DC: *Deep breathe*


DC: What do I do now?!


DC: What are these cylinders!


DC: WHAT IS HAPPENING

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Okay Aura calm down


ES: Take one of those cylinders over to the Totem Lathe


ES: Also take this thing Im about to put down


Ken: Deploy pre-punched card


You drop the PRE-PUNCHED CARD near Aura.

 

[MoltenLightning]

DC: Okay... Um...


Aura: Pick up card and put it in the Totem Lathe


You captchalog the pre-punched card, then walk over to the Totem thingy. You put the card in, then put a spare cylinder lying around in the space that looks meant for it. As you do, it carves some weird jagged curves into it. You take it out the totem, then look at the timer. Oh god.


DC: Um, what now!? The timer is... Getting low...


DC: Okay, wait. I got this one.


Aura: Walk to the only other device


You take the textured totem thing over to the... Alchemiter? Alchemizer? Who knew. Anyway, you were about to place the thing down when suddenly the sphere with an alligator head and small hands on it came out of nowhere. You accidentally drop it, then run towards your room. You face down the alligator sphere.


DC: I WILL NOT DIIIIIIE


Aura: Make a last stand


No! You refuse to die here. Instead, you dodge him and go back to the alchemizing thing. As you fasten the totem into the position it needs to be in, you watch as a light bulb appears. And, in the sky, you see a red, flaming ball.


DC: OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO!


DC: I SEE IT!


DC: THE LIGHT!


DC: IF I DIE


DC: I AM GOING TO HAUNT YOU SO HARD!

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Panic


The countdown lied! The meteor's already here! Oh God what do you do?!


Ken: Do something


You hurriedly type out a message, not caring about spelling.


ES: QUIKC USE THE BULB


ES: PUT IT IN A LAMP OR SOMETHIGN

 

[MoltenLightning]

Aura: Pick up the bulb


You pick up the bulb, then see that the Alligator Puppet Sphere has shown his face again. You run, then try to get around him. As you enter the living room, you fall on one of the cylinders.


Aura: Cue slow-mo


The light-bulb falls out of your hand, as you see the meteor closing in. As you yell something Darth Vader would be proud of, the light bulb shatters on the ground.


BOOOOOM

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: ...


You stare at the screen, shocked into silence. The viewport is obscured by dust. You can't see a thing.


Oh, God. It's too late. She's dead.

 

[Nawmoo]

Duke: Be relevant.


You have been busy waiting for both your copies of Sburb to be done downloading. It seems like its been taking FOREVER, you don't have time for this. People need you right now. You better check in with Ken, been a while since he last updated you.


Duke: Continue chat.


QA: You have been quiet, Ken, what's up?

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Answer Duke


You reluctantly tear your eyes off of the viewport and reply to Duke.


ES: Aura


ES: She


ES: Uh


ES: How do I say this


ES: She didnt make it in time

 

[MoltenLightning]

Aura: Wake up


You wake up, with a very strange vision. You could have sworn that was real... Oh well. You go to look out the window, and your mouth drops to the floor. Were you just.. Floating in SPACE?! You look behind you from your current position and find Alligator Puppet there, which he must have been there the entire time. Maybe he didn't want to murder you... But still.


Aura: Remember the situation.


DC: KEN


DC: HELLO!?


DC: WHERE THE FUDGE AM I?!

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Be relieved


You can't help yourself. You start to cry a bit as you see Aura's messages. You quickly send another message to Duke.


ES: WAIT SHES OKAY THANK FUCKING GOD


You then turn your attention to Aura.


ES: THANK GOD YOURE OKAY


ES: YOU SCARED ME SO MUCH

 

[Nawmoo]

Duke: Have mix emotions.


First you hear that Aura's dead and now you receive word that she's okay. You're very confused.


QA: Just tell me if she made it in.

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Answer Duke.


ES: Shes in


ES: Her house is kind of floating in space or something

 

[Lollypopsicle]

Alright, you got this shit handled, you're server's finally up and running. Ten out Ten would upgrade your bandwidth. Mark Chenan is the god forsaken child of the desert and connecting his server to Duke's client. Fan fucking tastic work there dollface.


-- digitalTestimony [DT] began pestering quirkyAlien [QA] --


DT: hey i can run your server client now if youre still interested in that titfondle of a game

 

[MoltenLightning]

Aura: Answer Ken


DC: Yes, but now what?!


DC: I'm in the middle of space!!!


DC: WHERE DID THE FOREST GO!?


Aura: Calm down


You decide to look out the window to keep your mind off of the stress. Wait. What... IS THAT?!


Aura: Inform Ken


DC: Ken, do you see that


DC: Or am I just going insane?


DC: I mean, it seems reasonable enough to assume the worst, but


DC: WHY ARE THERE BLACK CREATURES WITH ALLIGATOR FACES?!?!