Fandom Gamestuck (A Homestuck AU RP)

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: A


TF: Fuck You


TF: B


TF: I am In a Session with cyanideCrusador and nobleHunter


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

CG: OH, GREAT.


CG: YET ANOTHER UNIVERSE FALLS VICTIM TO THIS FUCKING DEATH TRAP OF A GAME.


CG: DID ANYONE ELSE SURVIVE THE RECKONING?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: I know Of another Session full Of Players


TF: All 3 Players in My Session have Survived


TF: As for The People that lived In My communal Hive Stem


TF: I left them All to Die


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

CG: OH THANK FUCK, YOU'RE ANOTHER TROLL.


CG: I WAS WORRIED I WAS DEALING WITH A HUMAN HERE.


CG: THE NAME REALLY SHOULD HAVE TIPPED ME OFF, THOUGH.


CG: ANYWAYS, WHAT ROLES DO YOUR PLAYERS HAVE?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: Roles


TF: The Fuck


TF: What are Rolls


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

CG: YOU KNOW, CLASSES AND ASPECTS.


CG: HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED YOUR GOD TIER YET?


CG: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE GAME?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: Our session Has lasted 3 Days so Far


TF: I think


TF: I personally Am a Seer of Life


TF: I Have told Fortunes for Years


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

CG: FUCK, ONLY THREE DAYS?


CG: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR, AFRIEN.


CG: OUR SESSION LASTED NEARLY A FULL SOLAR SWEEP.


CG: BUT NEVER MIND THAT, DO YOU HAVE A SPACE ASPECT PLAYER?





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: My Allies do Not have Aspects or Classes


TF: To my Knowledge


TF: But the Fleshbags in electroShogun s Session May


TF: We will be Linking our Sessions soon


TF: Let me Ask


Afrien : Troll Ken


TF: Fleshbag


TF: Is there a Space Aspect player


TF: In your Session


TF: A Troll acquaintance would Like to Know


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Fleshbag


ES: What the hell is that supposed to mean


ES: Anyway I overheard my sprite talking to another sprite


ES: I think she said that Im the Space player


ES: Knight of Space to be exact





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Respond to Troll


TF: electroShogun


TF: Leader of The Fleshbags


TF: He is the Knight of Space


TF: My Session will be Merged with His Soon


TF: So we will Have a Space Player


Afrien : Respond to Ken


TF: It means Human


TF: This is Good


TF: We need a Space Player


TF: For something


TF: Not Sure what Yet


TF: But it Is Good


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

CG: GOOD.


CG: HE IS ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL TO YOUR GAME'S SUCCESS.


CG: MAKE SURE HE STAYS ALIVE AT ALL COSTS.





ES: Im not sure what this is all about


ES: But if Space is important then Id better find out why





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Respond to Troll


TF: I will Make Sure he is Not Harmed


TF: May I ask Your name


Afrien : Respond to Ken


TF: Troll says you Are Special


TF: We need You to Succeed in Sgrub


TF: You need To be Protected at All costs


TF: Guess our Fight is off


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

CG: IT'S KARKAT. KARKAT VANTAS.


CG: SHIT, SOMETHING'S HAPPENING HERE.


CG: I'LL CHECK BACK IN ON YOU LATER.





-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling tyrannicalFigment (TF) --





ES: Damn and I was getting so excited about it


ES: Any idea why Im so important suddenly





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: Karkat says The Space player is Needed


TF: Maybe we Cannot beat Sgrub without You


TF: If you Die I will Beat you Up in Hell


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Whos Karkat


ES: Is he another troll


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: He is a Sgrub Veteran


TF: His session Has been on for A Solar Sweep


TF: I think We can Trust him


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Im not sure about this


ES: Whats his username


ES: I wanna have a word with him directly





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: He is Busy right Now


TF: Something Came up In his Session


TF: But his Name is carcinoGeneticist


@electroShogun

 

[MoltenLightning]

"Ken! We have company... Who're you talking to you? Lemme SEEEEEE!"


Aura: Grab glasses


You grab Ken's glasses respectfully, though still forcefully. You have no idea how to use them.


"How the fudge do these work?! AGH I CAN'T SEE!"


Aura: Flail around


You move your arms around like a blind person, seeing a strange interface with words, but still confused as all crud.


"I'M BLIIIIND!"

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Grab glasses


You take the glasses off of Aura's face.


"Careful with those! They're prescription glasses!"


You put them back on your face and respond to Afrien quickly.


ES: Ill have a word with him later





@Midnight Phantom


Ken: Notice company


You were so wrapped up in your conversation with Afrien that you didn't notice that imps had surrounded you and Aura.


"...Well, that's not good."


You reach to draw your sword, but an imp jumps at you, knocking you over before you can draw.


@MoltenLightning

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Break Silence


You begin to cough violently in an attempt to get Kersin's attention


@Kurai Okami

 

[MoltenLightning]

As the glasses leave your face, you blink a few times at the blobs of black surrounding you. Screens are not meant to be that close to your face, that's for sure. Before you knew it, a pile of imps had tackled you down. You were way too disoriented to act accordingly, and thus fell under the imps.They swarmed you both, but by then it was too late for her senses to come back. As you started to struggle, you noticed an Ogre had appeared in the crowd of imps. He looked fairly disgruntled, and had a scowl on his face. Fudge


Aura: Brace yourself.


You ready yourself for a face full of fist. But, instead, the ogre faces Ken, his fist at the ready. Don't panic, just take deep breathes. You'll think of something... One... Two... The Ogre's fist came down.


Aura: ... Three...


You can't just sit around and do nothing. So, you pull from the imps' embrace, and your rage starting to break from its cage. You shout an insult at the Ogre, your fists clenched around your mace. A fist hurtles towards you as he looks at you. You stare it down, until it gets a little too close.


Aura: FUDGE IT.


You scream, a sound that showed only a portion of your fury. You slam your own fist into his, a large crack sounding through the air. The Ogre's face resonates disbelief, pain, and fear all at the same time. His arm jerks upwards, bringing the rest of his body flying backwards as the strength of your punch sends him packing. You stare at him from a distance, and snarl:


"Fudge off."


He blinks a few times, then his eyes fill with horror and he quickly stumbles away. The herd of imps follow him, leaving both Ken and you in the dust.

 

[Nawmoo]

Duke: Be relevant


You cannot be relevant right now cause you are in the middle of a meeting. You're planing with the locals to make some modifications to your house, building up to the portals. They shall make the tower of course symmetrical, you would have it no other way. They start go getting supplies from outside, god knows there's enough metal to go around, and begin erecting the tower. Finally, some progress. You were getting really tired with those imps and ogres always bashing at your door. Now you can just leave those assholes behind as you go into a land full of other kinds of assholes.


Duke: Chill


You relax on a SPACE RECLINER as you wait for the robot chickens to finish building the tower up to the first portal.

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: ...


You stare in awe at Aura. Did she just scare off a horde of imps?!


Ken: Get up


You stumble to your feet, never taking your eyes off Aura.


"Um... T-Thanks."


@MoltenLightning