Fandom Gamestuck (A Homestuck AU RP)

[MoltenLightning]

"Um... I-I don't..."


The wind from your lungs just wasn't there anymore. It was gone, and your mouth felt dry.


"Never again..."


You collapse onto the branch, then slip and fall from the tree.


Aura: Look down.


You realize that the drop is at least 50 or 60 feet off of the ground. You, almost immediately, start screaming. If there wasn't air before, there's air now.

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Crisis reflexes activate!


You notice Aura falling off the tree, and reflexively reach out and grab her arm before she falls too far. You end up hanging half off the branch, holding on to Aura with one arm while holding yourself up with the other.


"I gotcha!"





@MoltenLightning

 

[Nawmoo]

Duke: STOP!


Holy crap, you're getting a response on pesterchum. Haha, Ken's alive and well...and with Aura? This is too mind-boggling.


Duke: Continue pestering Ken


QA: Wait, wait, what?


QA: You AND Aura are together?


QA: How did you achieve this?


QA: Did one of you enter through the portals?


QA: What's going on?


@electroShogun

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Search Hive


You look inside to see if Kersin is inside, but no luck. Seems the Hive has no residents at the time being. All you know is that you have definitely left the Land of Rams and Lies.

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Pester Kersin


tyrannicalFigment -TF- began trolling nobleHunter [NH]


TF: Kersin I found your Hive


TF: Where the Fuck are You


@Kurai Okami

 

[electroShogun]

You receive a message from Duke. Fortunately, your interface goggles run off of your brainwaves, so you can reply without letting go of Aura.


ES: Yeah Aura went through the portal above her house


ES: It led somewhere in her land and then she found another one that led to my house


ES: Then we went through the portal above my house


ES: I think the portals above houses all lead elsewhere in that land and the ones in the land lead to the land owners server players house


ES: Well find out if thats the case as soon as we find the portal in my land





@Nawmoo

 

[Nawmoo]

QA: Interesting...


QA: I have yet to enter the portal above my abode.


QA: So if I were to go through it, it would take me to another part of my land?


QA: Hmmm...


QA: I would theorize on this more, but more of those damn underlings keep bashing at my door.


QA: Ugh, they just keep coming.


QA: Are you having the same trouble or is it just me?


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Yeah Aura and I just got attacked by a huge swarm of em


ES: Fortunately we managed to escape using Auras Vegilamph Basher


ES: Unfortunately were now stuck in a tree





@Nawmoo

 

[Nawmoo]

QA: Vegilamph what?


QA: I'll just guess that both of you have been busy playing with the Punch Designix.


QA: I'd be fiddling around with it too, but Mark won't respond to my messages.


QA: I'm just guessing he's fooling around with something....or is dead, probably dead.


QA: Either way, I wouldn't be surprise.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Hmm that gives me an idea


ES: Id have to sidetrack a bit but


ES: I wonder if I can captchalogue a punch designix


ES: And if I can maybe I can punch a card for it and bring it to you so you can alchemize one





@Nawmoo

 

[MoltenLightning]

You hang on, quickly clasping onto his arm with your spare hand. You hear a fwoosh as you watch your weapon somehow fall out of your grasp, and onto the forest floor below. Great. You swing on Ken's arm, and lucky for you, you weigh almost nothing. You grab the branch again. You pull yourself up, breathing deeply.


"..."


For am moment, you only stare at Ken. Then, you swing onto the branch fully. Taking a second, you take a deep, deep breath.


"I SWEAR TO ALL THINGS HOLY AND RIGHT, I WILL NEVER CLIMB A TREE AGAIN."

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Make Shit


As you realize Kersin will not respond any time soon, you decide to use her machinery, and all that GRIST from the IMP CITY. Combining the HORNY POKER with the GILDED SCIMITAR creates a slightly curved and elegant Glaive, which you call the IMPERIAL PENETRATOR.


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[electroShogun]

"Well, we have to get down somehow."





You check your SYLLADEX for anything that might be useful.


...Nothing that will help you get down from here. Shoot.


"I don't suppose you still have your old Lamph?"





@MoltenLightning

 

[MoltenLightning]

"YOU ARE A GENIUS"


You point at him angrily, but in a very appreciative anger, as if you weren't angry at him, but were still fiercely telling him it was a great idea.


Aura: Grab your old LAMPH


You equip your old LAMPH, fist pumping mentally that you still kept it. You rose it to the air, looking back at Ken


"Lets blow this Popsicle stand"


You smirked at him, realizing just how cheesy that was, but not regretting it in anyway.

 

[electroShogun]

"Maybe keep it on setting 1 this time."





You smile coyly at Aura as you grab hold of the LAMPH.


@MoltenLightning

 

[MoltenLightning]

"Haha, very funny"


You reply, then carefully set the machine to 1. It slowly starts off, hovering toward the ground with the weight of both of them in tow making it go downwards. As you reach the ground, your feet dangle as Ken lands first. As you put away the LAMPH, you look up at Ken.


"Hows that for 'anti-climactic?'"

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Test your Weapon


You go outside to find a group of IMPS, and luckily, they are the same here as they were back home. You stab a few of them with the IMPERIAL PENETRATOR and it works nicely.

 

[electroShogun]

"After that last ride, I'd prefer anti-climactic to exciting. Anyways, we need to take a slight detour back to my house. I need to test something out for Duke."





@MoltenLightning

 

[Nawmoo]

Duke: Think


Huh, that would be a pretty snazzy idea. If it were possible, It would make things more simple, even practical.


Duke: Duck


Oh geez! Dammit, a horde of imps are messing with your shit and are taunting the consorts. Well that's just rude, how dare they mess with your stuff....and your associates! You send Palesprite to take care of business. Palesprite blasts the with a green beam of light back to whatever hell they crawled out of....Remind yourself not to get on Palesprite's bad-side. Ugh, this is getting annoying, why can't these imps just leave you alone!


Duke: Be the cuddled


Seeking refuge, the robot chickens cling to you like an infant to a bottle. You...oddly find it rather nice. You don't get many hugs, but right now is not the time. You push them aside and get back to your duties.


Duke: Continue Pestering Ken


QA: Interesting Idea.


QA: Tell me how it works out.


@electroShogun

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Pester Ken


TF: Sooooo


TF: How can We Merge our Games


TF: Cause I want to Fight You


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Will do


ES: See you soon hopefully


-- electroShogun [ES] ceased pestering quirkyAlien [QA] --





Ken: Answer troll


ES: I have no idea


ES: I guess one of you trolls would have to terminate your connection and connect to one of us


ES: If thats even possible





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: I may Have to Try that


TF: What happens If I disconnect Tho


TF: Will my Land explode or Some Shit like That


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

ES: I dont know


ES: Im no expert on this game


ES: But if you really wanna reach our session thats the only way I can think of


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Kurai Okami]

Kersin: wake up


You sit bolt upright in your recupracoon, in doing so giving yourself a headache. "Ow!" you half yell. whilst holding your head you change clothes and soon the headache wears off. you still wonder who those guys in your dream were and if they had noticed you before falling.


Kersin: check trollian





NH: You what?! how?


NH: never mind, im in my respite block

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Kick open Door


You walk up the stairs and kick open the door to Kersin's respiteblock.


"Thank FUCK I finally found another troll!"


@Kurai Okami