Fandom Gamestuck (A Homestuck AU RP)

[Nawmoo]

Duke: Panic


Dammit dammit dammit, beautiful buildings and cheerful chaps everywhere, but no way out. Dammit, why did you have to die so soon? No, no no no, you can't be thinking like that, not right now. There was no way you died, you're too better than to just die tired and hungry. Get it together! Stay focus and keep looking!


Duke: Wake up


You cannot wake up because you don't know how to. You are currently sleeping on the metallic ground, but you are not alone. Purple-cloaked figures stand before you, looking down upon your unconscious body. One commands the rest to drag your body off to somewhere. Seems like they're taking your body to a rundown building, looks like it hasn't been used in years. They place your body onto a mattress. One of the cloaked figures removes his hood, revealing to be a robot chicken. Something seems different about him, compared to the rest of the robot chickens, he's wearing goggles and has a metal beard. He watches as you sleep, not as creepy as it sounds. You guess it could be weirder. That is, if you were awake.

 

[Kurai Okami]

NH: Uh, the game, remember?


NH: ...


NH: ...


NH: You've fallen asleep haven't you.





Kersin: experiment with game


You spend the past half an hour observing how to do stuff on your clients hive through trial and error, unfortunately you've used up half of the grist building extra unneeded space on the roof. You hardly notice your lusus entering your respite block and half jump out of your seat when he huffs to get your attention.





"what the heck dad?!"


he nudges you toward the hall way where there appears to be some black ink splaters. Imps possibly? You approach the hall slowly whilst gripping TOASTY STICK tightly. You end up following the ink splatters to the very bottom level of your hive where you start to hear a low groaning noise from the kitchen. Slowly you open the door to see a basilisk has gotten into your fridge.


Kersin: angrilly strife


NOBODY SNEAKS INTO YOUR HIVE AND EATS ALL OF YOUR FOOD THAT IS JUST THE WORST MOST RUDEST THING IMAGINABLE. You swiftly take out the basilisk quite easily. CONGRATULATIONS! you've climbed up the echiladder from the fourth to the fifth rung and earn the noble title of FROZEN FIGHTER, and you gain 5,000 BOONBUCKS! yay?

 

[Cronix]

Arouri: Reply to server player


CC: oh! >


CC: that's probably going to take a lot of grist though huh


CC: well i better get grinding





Arouri: Build more stuff


You decide if your going to head out into the world you're probably going to need some equipment. You place your HUSKTOP in the TOTEM LATHE and receive a carved dowel. You also place a pair of GOGGLES into the machine and receive another carved dowel. You place both dowels into the ALCHEMITER and receive a GOGGLETOP. Now you can troll anybody while on the go.


Arouri: Suddenly remember that you have a client player


Oh no! You've totally forgotten. You better check on her quick. For all you know they could be dead.


-- cyanideCrusader [CC] began trolling nobleHunter [NH]


CC: are you ok?

 

[Kurai Okami]

Kersin: respond to Arouri


NH: Yes I am fine.


NH: A basilisk was in my fridge though.


NH: >

 

[Cronix]

CC: that is...


CC: quite interesting


CC: have you gone through any portals in the sky yet?

 

[Kurai Okami]

NH: No


NH: But considering my lusus is a dragon I have every possible ability to do so.

 

[Cronix]

Arouri: Remember your lusus


You suddenly remember that your lusus was in your hive when you teleported. You decide to go back into the hive and check. You search each room of your hive, but you are unable to find him. You feel slightly sad by this. You remember now that you meant to go grind imps to get grist.


Arouri: Grind


You take your sadness out on many imps. Time seems to disappear as you get lost in the monotonous battle. Eventually after who knows how long, you stop. You have collected a large amount of grist and decide to inform your server player so he can build you a ladder to the portal.


Arouri: Inform sever player


CC: i haVe collected a large amount of grist


CC: i also cannot find my lusus


CC: i think it is time that you start building a ladder to that portal

 

[Nawmoo]

Elder Consort: Examine


Elder Consort? Really, he says? Ugh, fine, "Elder Consort" searches the fleshy meat-sack. He pulls out his MOBILE COMMUNICATOR. He fiddles around with it, unfolding it and pushing a few buttons. He's not sure what it's initial purpose is, but he suspects that it's some sort of weapon. He throws it to one of his lackeys to sort in the armory. He doesn't seem to have anything else. Odd, where does he keep the rest of his weapons? Oh well, he assumes that he had thoroughly disarmed the boy.


Elder Consort: Tie up boy


He secured the boy in a down to the mattress, to make sure that he could not escape. Well that was easy. He expected the unconscious boy to put up more of a fight for some reason, but he isn't complaining. Now, the Elder Consort waits for the boy to awaken so that he may interrogate him.

 

[ShadowHuntress]

Shadow: Ponder about Humans


She was already doing that. Humans sounded interesting, but there was the matter of talking to them. She knew almost nothing about them and didn't want to upset them. But, from what the nice troll who bothered helping her said, they were hard to anger. But then again, that kind troll didn't know she had drove her own lusus to leave because she was so worthless and unwanted. She couldn't help but sigh as she thought about this. She had already made up her mind she would ask a human, but which one? It would be hard to tell how they act just by their screen names, but maybe it's a start?


Shadow: Troll a Human


She began trolling a random human. This could either work very well, or not well at all. More than likely not at all, seeing as she screwed most things up.


severedWorth (SW) began trolling electroShogun (ES)





SW: Excuse me,


SW: um,


SW: Human, I believe your


SW: species was called.


SW: I do not mean to bother you


SW: while you might be busy, but


SW: I was wondering if you


SW: could provide some answers


SW: about this game.


SW: If it is not to much trouble,


SW: of course.

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Reply to new person


ES: Uhhh sure I guess


ES: Ill do my best at least


ES: What do you want to know

 

[ShadowHuntress]

SW: I was told that to play


SW: one must acquire a server player


SW: and a client player.


SW: How would one go about


SW: that?


SW: Would anyone do or


SW: does it have to be someone


SW: you are close to?

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Its better if you get someone youre close to


ES: Like a good friend that you can trust


ES: But in a pinch I guess anyone that has the game could work

 

[ShadowHuntress]

SW: Alright


SW: Thank you very much.


SW: Is there anything else I would


SW: need to know as I start?


SW: And, if it isn't too much


SW: trouble, would you mind


SW: telling me if anyone from


SW: where you are from needs


SW: assistance in going further in


SW: this game?

 

[electroShogun]

ES: I think Mark still needs a server player


ES: His screen name is digitalTestimony


ES: Also Sam serendipitousMagician doesnt have a client


ES: But before you join you should know some things cause once you start you have to move fast


ES: Your server player will put down some machines in your house


ES: Use the cruxtruder to get a cruxite dowel then put it in the totem lathe to carve it


ES: Then take it and put it in the alchemiter and use whatever you get


ES: But before you do that youll get a glowing ball thing called a kernelsprite


ES: You need to put something in it before you use your item


ES: Preferably something weak


ES: You following me so far

 

[ShadowHuntress]

SW: Yes, I follow.


SW: But, if it isn't rude of me to ask,


SW: what is a house?


SW: I'm not accustomed to


SW: human terminology.


SW: But, you don't have to


SW: answer if it bothers you.

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Oh then you must be a troll


ES: Its not a bother at all


ES: I think the troll term for it is hive

 

[ShadowHuntress]

SW: Oh alright.


SW: Thank you for clarifying.


SW: Now, is there more to


SW: this game that I need to know


SW: before I contact


SW: um...


SW: Mark?


SW: Was that the human's name?

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Yes that was his name


ES: Before you contact Mark you should gather supplies


ES: Food weapons stuff like that


ES: Once you use your item youll be transported to a place called the Medium


ES: Theres monsters about so youd better arm yourself


ES: By the way my names Ken


ES: Whats yours

 

[ShadowHuntress]

Shadow: Panic


Name? Why would this human...no, I know his name now. Why would Ken want to know her name? She was sure she was a bother, so she couldn't imagine why he would want to know, but it would be rude not to answer. Maybe sag it to be polite and hope nothing comes of it? Yeah, that sounds like it will work.


SW: My name is Shadow.


SW: And thank you, Ken, for


SW: the help. I shall gather


SW: supplies before contacting Mark.

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Youre welcome


ES: I wonder why all the trolls arent like you


ES: Youre so nice unlike some other trolls Ive met


ES: Good luck getting into the game Shadow

 

[ShadowHuntress]

Shadow: Become confused


She was nice? She was just trying not to anger the human, and that deserved a compliment? Humans were definitely strange, but they seemed friendly enough. At least, Ken did. She couldn't say for certain with the others, but she hoped they were as nice as Ken.


SW: Thank you, but I don't think


SW: I'm anything special.


SW: The others are just behaving


SW: how their lusi raised,


SW: or didn't raise,


SW: them to be.


SW: Please don't be too hard


SW: on them.





Shadow: Gather supplies


What should she gather? She already had her daggers captualouged, so she was already armed. Food she could always hunt for later; it's how she stayed alive this long without her lusus. Maybe she could bring along a few books in case she grew bored, and maybe a few writing things so she can document what she sees, does, and anything that catches her interest.


Shadow: Begin packing


Shadow began putting everything she believed she needed into a corner of her respiteblock so she could easily find it later before gathering a few things she could survive on until she found a more adequate food supply later on. She then decided to starting trolling the human Ken called Mark to see if he was okay with the idea of her being his server player.





severedWorth (SW) began trolling digitalTestimony (DT)





SW: Hello.


SW: I am hoping you are the human


SW: named Mark, correct?

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Think about Earth


For the first time since entering the game, you begin to worry about Earth. You're sure there were more people who obtained the game, and likely didn't have the same level of help as you. They were likely killed by meteors. And what about people who didn't play the game? Did they get killed, too? Did the meteor strikes alter Earth's ecosystem? Can Earth even sustain life anymore?


Ken: Get sad


These thoughts weigh on your mind like a ton of bricks. You do what you always do when there's a lot on your mind: lay down and cry yourself to sleep. You're man enough to admit you cry sometimes.


Ken: Cry self to sleep


You eventually fall asleep.


...


Ken: Awaken


You wake up in the purple room again. Is this gonna be a recurring dream?


You look around and notice that this isn't your own room, but Aura's. Aura isn't on the bed. You turn around and see someone standing at the window, looking out.


Ken: Call out to her


Ken: Aura


Ken: Is that you

 

[Lollypopsicle]

Mark is actually, alive, the mun apologizes, she has a busy work schedule that involved hours of training courses. Now, back to the action. Mark's pesterchum has gone live and exploded TONS of messages while he was making food, so replying to all of them wouldn't be much help now would it? So he's going to respond to the last message he got.


DT: yeah im mark and you are


DT: are you a friend of duke or something like that


DT: i mean i know a dude named same needs help but other than that


DT: i am completely clueless

 

[ShadowHuntress]

SW: No, I am not a friend of


SW: any of the other humans.


SW: But a human named Ken


SW: told me you are in need


SW: of a server player for this game.


SW: I don't know if this is asking


SW: too much, but,


SW: if you'd like,


SW: I could be your server player.

 

[Lollypopsicle]

DT: alright


DT: that sounds pretty cool? thats for sburb though right cause thats the game i was the server for


DT: duke whatshisface


DT: anyway im mark


DT: whats your name