Fandom Gamestuck (A Homestuck AU RP)

[electroShogun]

Ken: Help everyone


You realize that everyone deserves to have extra inventory space. You send the same message to everyone that's in the game.


ES: When you get a Punch Designix use the code 11111111


ES: Itll give you more captchalogue cards


ES: Youre welcome

 

[Midnight Phantom]

tyrannicalFigment -TF- began trolling cyanideCrusador [CC]


TF: Place an important Object in the Cruxtruder to get A Dowel


TF: Get a Punched Card from the Punch Designix


TF: Then place The Dowel and Punched Card into the Totem Lathe


TF: Then Use your item


TF: Oh Yeah Using the Cruxtruder initiates a 60 Minute Countdown to a Meteor Strike so move Fast


 
Afrien : Fuck with Captchalogue


You enter 11111111 into the Punch Designix and get a shit ton of Captchalogued stuff.


Afrien : Pester Ken


TF: How do I get a Small Computer

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Answer Aura


ES: I cant see you anymore


ES: I think I can only see your house


ES: Are you safe


 
Ken: Answer troll


ES: Combine a computer with some small light item


ES: Even better combine it with something wearable like glasses


ES: Just be careful some combinations are fucking weird

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Fiddle with stuff


You copy your glasses and your computer, before fusing them into a pair of TECHNO LENSES. They go onto your glasses and give you your PC UI. Nice. Then you try to fuse more shit, before you are out of GRIST. You go outside and begin killing more SHIT MONSTERS. GRIST everywhere. You go back inside and start fusing Beefgrub Steak and Fart Niblets. You create GASEOUS BEEF NUGGETS. The Nuggets have the taste of Beans and Beefgrub blended nicely. And Portably. Nice.


 
Afrien : Pester Ken


TF: Dude


TF: I just Ate the Best Food


TF: Holy Shit


TF: Captchalogue ID is 48372910

 

[MoltenLightning]

DC: I'm fine, it just sucks that you can't see this gorgeous landscape!


Aura: Realize you don't have any of your machines


DC: WAIT


DC: OH GOD


DC: THE MACHINES!!!


DC: FUDGE


DC: Okay, wait. I can fix this.

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Answer Aura


ES: Take it easy Aura


ES: There has to be a way back to your house


ES: Look for another portal nearby maybe

 

[Cronix]

Arouri: Freak out


No! Do not do that. That will only cause more problems. You calm down and decide to follow his instructions step by step.


Arouri: Look for important item to place in CRUXTRUDER.


You avidly search your room for something that would qualify as important. You quickly find your SMALL ORNATE DAGGER. You have no use for this anyways.


Arouri: Place item into the CRUXTRUDER


You place the item into the machine and watch as it carves a strange dowel like thing. You then watch as a countdown begins and a bright orb pops out of the machine.


Arouri: Ignore bright orb for now and continue instructions given.


You grab the dowel and CAPTCHALOGUE it. You then walk over to the PUNCH DESIGNEX and press buttons until you somehow obtain a punch card.


Arouri: Ask server player what the orb of light is


You decide before continuing that you should ask you server player what this glowing orb of light is.


CC: what is this shiny thing in my room


CC: what do i do with it

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: That is the Sprite


TF: Use it on a Useless object to get a Kernelsprite


TF: Make sure its Something Useless to Weaken the Monsters


TF: I Used Lusus Shit

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Use code


Against your better judgment, you trust the troll and enter the code into your Punch Designix. You alchemize GASEOUS BEEF NUGGETS.


Ken: Taste the food


You cautiously lift one up to your mouth. Oh, God, the smell. Smells like bugs and rotten beef. You carefully put it in your mouth and chew...


BLUH


You spit out the vile chunk of whatever the hell it is. Dear God, it tastes horrendous! You rush to your kitchen and wash your mouth out. With soap.

 

[Nawmoo]

Duke: Answer Ken


QA: Hey Ken.


QA: What do you need?


QA: Please don't say you want me to baby sit something?

 

[ShadowHuntress]

A young troll sighs and she sits up. She had been laying on the roof of her hive for far too long. She had gotten a couple of game disks awhile ago and didn't know what to do with them. Maybe she'd install them to check. As she headed back down, she tries to remember her name. What was this young troll's name again?


Rowdy Fatalism...X


No, that's not it. Try again.


Shadow Malria...


There we go, that's it.


Shadow headed into her respiteblock and sat down at her desk, pushing a few books aside to get to her HUSKTOP. Beside it was the two discs she had laid down. She decided to install them and see what they did. She remembered there was a new game coming out that needed more than one player. She wondered if she should ask someone.


As she thinks this over, let's get to know her a little better. Shadow is a shy troll who's interests include reading, writing horrible stories, and enjoying the breeze on her roof. She isn't very social and prefers to listen than to talk and she has a knack for helping others.


Shadow: Look around room


Her room is very plain with bookshelves littering the walls. The few other things included her desk, HUSKTOP, dresser, and her recuperacoon. She has made sure to keep this space clean in case she ever needed to find anything in a hurry.

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Answer Duke


You finish washing your mouth out, then answer Duke.


ES: No nothing like that


ES: Look way above my house


ES: Theres a ring there


ES: I need you to build up to that ring so I can get up there

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Pester Ken


TF: How was It


TF: Awesome Right


TF: Its So Fucking delicious

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Answer troll


ES: ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING


ES: THAT SHIT WAS VILE


ES: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO TRUST A TROLL

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Afrien : Be Confused


TF: What do You mean


TF: The Nuggets were The best Thing I have eaten In Years


TF: Do Humans not Like Troll Cuisine

 

[electroShogun]

ES: Clearly not


ES: What the fuck were those made of anyway

 

[Midnight Phantom]

TF: Beefgrub Steak and Fart Niblets


TF: Beefgrub is an insectoid Creature


TF: Fart Niblets are what Humans call Beans

 

[Nawmoo]

Duke: Examine


Yup, you see it, that is surely a portal.


QA: I see what you're talking about.


QA: I will begin making you a stairway to heaven.


QA: By the way, can you inform me of out "connection situation", if you don't mind?


QA: I mean for both us and the trolls.


QA: It's very vital that we understand who is connected to who and how.


QA: Mark is still not in and he requires a Server User.


QA: I'm not sure if any of our other friends are also in need of one, but I know Mark still does.

 

[MoltenLightning]

DC: Okay... I'll try


Aura: Explore surroundings more.


You decide that using the LAMPH to get around would be the best option, since you are on floating islands. You set it to 2 and fly around, looking around. Whilst doing so, you accidentally run into one of the flying purple snakes. The creature flails about in your arm, but letting it go could be bad. You switch it to 1, then go back towards the ground. As you land, you try and talk to him.


Aura: Talk to denizen of lands


"Hi! I'm Aura, an-"


"GOOOO, KEEP GOING, NEVER STOP!"


"Huh? Hey, take it easy, I'm not gon-"


"DON'T STOP, YOU HAVE TO GO! OR YOU'LL DIEEEEE!"


The serpent writhes around again, but you keep him in your grasp.


"Why are you going to die?"


"WE ARE GOING TO DIE! BOTH OF US! ALL OF US!!!"


"But why are we going to?!"


"BECAUSE THE GOD ISN'T ANGRY!!!!"


"Wh... What?"


"HE ISN'T! AND IF HES NOT, THE ISLANDS WILL STOP EMITTING HEAT AND KILL US ALLLLL!!!! SO WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVIIIING!!!!"


"Oh... Uh, well, I'll try and fix that then, I guess..?"


"OH THANK YOU! I SHALL TELL EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY!"


He struggles out of your arms, and flies away anxiously. Well that was... Weird. You sit down for a second to contemplate what he just said.


Aura: Tell Ken about predicaments


DC: Um...


DC: This purple snake with wings just made me the profit or something


DC: War hero, maybe?


DC: I don't know, but apparently I have to save all of their existence somehow...

 

[electroShogun]

Ken: Freak out


ES: OH GOD I ALMOST ATE BUG


ES: FUCK


ES: EW


Ken: Vomit


You vomit into the sink. Turning on the faucet to wash it away, you wipe your mouth and check on the connections list. You relay the information to Duke.


ES: Okay the connections go from Mark to you to me to Aura to Sam


ES: Sam still needs to become Marks server player


ES: As for the trolls theyve already made a full loop


ES: Theyll need to break that at some point to merge with us


ES: Their connections are Kersin to Afrien to Vrouri to Kersin





[P.S. All useful information (Locations, connections, prototypings, etc.) can be found under the Notes tab]


Ken: Answer Aura


You rinse your mouth out again as you respond to Aura.


ES: Uhhhh okay then


ES: Maybe this is part of the game


ES: Just go with it I guess

 

[Nawmoo]

Duke: Reply to Ken


QA: Interesting...


QA: How are we going to achieve this merging of sessions?


QA: Wait, never mind, that isn't important right now.


QA: So Sam needs a client, I'll see if I can fix that


QA: Brb.


-- quirkyAlien [QA] ceased pestering electroShogun [ES] --


Duke: Continue pestering Mark


QA: Well, Mark, today is your lucky day.


QA: Our dear friend, Sam, is in need of a Client User.


QA: A.K.A. you.


QA: Try asking politely to see if Sam would be interested in being your Server User.


QA: Then we can get things rolling.


QA: Just don't die, I still need you to upgrade my equipment.


QA: Try to see if you can give me something cool with the grist I got so far.


QA: Talk to you later, Mark.


-- quirkyAlien [QA] ceased pestering digitalTestimony [DT] --


Duke: Wait


You swear you can feel this egg kicking. Kind of weird, you wonder what's gonna pop out. You just hope it isn't something that inserts alien babies in your chest, that would majorly suck.

 

[ShadowHuntress]

Shadow: Try asking one of your fellow trolls.


She doesn't like the thought of communicating with the others, but it was the only thing she could think of to learn more about this game. She looked through Trollian to find anyone who was on. She clicked one and hoped they could provide some answers.


severedWorth (SW) begins trolling


cyanideCrusader (CC)





SW: Hello


SW: May I ask something of you?


SW: If it isn't too much trouble.





Shadow leaned back in her chair after sending the request. She hoped she didn't sound rude in any way. Maybe she should have picked someone else to ask. What if they felt bothered by someone like her asking a question? She couldn't help but sigh, wishing she could now take it back.

 

[Cronix]

Arouri: Look around for useless thing to throw into orb


You look around your room. You see guns, movies, and books. Well that and your tip top secret collection of LIZARD PLUSHIES. You decide one of these will have to do and grab a blue one. You throw it into the glowing light and watch as it turns into a floating lizard ghost creature.


Arouri: Look at time


Oh no! The time is now at one minute! You decide to hurry your butt up and finish what you have to do. You quickly combine the punched card and dowel in the TOTEM LATHE. You watch as a trophy of some sort come out of the machine. You do not have enough time to look at it, as you jump for cover from the oncoming meteorite. You land on top of the trophy and it breaks in the process.


Arouri: Open your eyes


You notice that you are not dead. You look around and you are still in your hive. You walk outside and realize you are now in the land of RIDDLES and TRICKS. You walk back into your hive and decide to check your HUSKTOP for any messages. You quickly see you have one from a random troll.


Arouri: Answer troll


CC: what is your question


CC: i am currently not troubled

 

[ShadowHuntress]

Shadow: look at HUSKTOP


She does, for what felt like the hundredth time. She had been so nervous that she couldn't bear looking away for too long. She was relieved to know she wasn't being a bother. That didn't, however, calm her for too long as she went to reply.


SW: It is about the game


SW: that everyone has been


SW:excited over.


SW: I was wondering the, um,


SW: purpose, of the game


SW: and if there was anything


SW: I needed to know about it...


SW: besides that I had to install it.





She leaned back again, wondering if they were going to be troubled with how she wrote it out. Was she too forward? Maybe she wasn't clear enough.


Shadow: Commence panicking


Already on it. She always got this way whenever she talked to someone new. It's why she had her hive built away from everyone else, though her lusus wasn't to thrilled about it.

 

[Cronix]

Arouri: Reply


You see that yet another troll has gotten the game. You decide to inform them as best s you can.


CC: you are going to need a serVer player


CC: they will help you progress in the game


CC: speaking of which i should contact mine





Arouri: Contact server player





CC: yo serVer player


CC: i teleported somewhere else


Arouri: Notice lizard like imp creature walk in


You watch as an imp walks in. It has lizard like features. Two more follow, one with robotic extremities and the other a Pegasus/crocodile like creature. You quickly deduce that they are not friendly and pull out your DUAL WIELD PISTOLS.


Arouri: Strife!


You unload each clip onto all three imps. Two die dropping weird blue objects. The last one still stands. You quickly reload and unload another clip onto it before it also dies. This one also drops the blue objects. You walk up to them and somehow they are added into a section of the game labeled GRIST. You decide to ask your server player about this.


Arouri: Troll tyrannicalFigment





CC: ok so i killed the imp like creature and collected something called grist


CC: what is it