Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Wintermute]

Come here guyyys, we want to show you something very very interestiiiing.

 

[MockingXbird]

Oh yes~ It's super duper fun~ There is totally no death...or pain....or bad shit for you~ Just fun and cookies~

 

[Wintermute]

Yeaaaaaah


 
*Sharpens knife*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I just want to point out I've sealed myself inside a Starlite/Graphene alloy. Basically, you can't break or burn your way through. Good luck CTAC,

 

[Wintermute]

How about eat?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Depends. Do you have highly acidic saliva?

 

[Wintermute]

Duh, of course.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Hm... Yeah, if you drool a lot while eating, you should get done in... *Reads info* ...About 6.5 years. By then I'll have the second nano-meter put up though.

 

[Wintermute]

No matter, I produce at least 10 liters of highly corrosive acid for every half a kilo of food I consume. Plus, I'm a robot.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

You think you're the only robot! I was a cyborg before you even got here! That's the intelligence of a computer and the ingenuity of a human! I'm unstoppable!!!


That's obviously why Huntrey chose me as his General.

 

[Wintermute]

Well then, change that to 30 liters of saliva per gram of mass I consume.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Shit.

 

[Wintermute]

Im a fuck yo hideout up m8, get rekt.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Time to replace the Graphene with Carbyne. I'll get on that extra nano-meter right away.

 

[Wintermute]

Alright, now I produce 200 liters of nitric acid for every milligram of mass consumed...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Where do you store all that Nitric Acid?

 

[MockingXbird]

Dark, you make me proud. Go. Destroy our enemy

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Now it's "our" enemy? You're not making the shipping any less relevant, here.

 

[Wintermute]

We have to eliminate him as quickly as possible. *Grabs 300 tanks with 100 kl nitric acid each and connects it to mouth.* Time to chow, motherfucker.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Simmons2.0, I will help you if you were to just. . . Ally with me. You can be the Lopez to my Doc. The Caboose to my Washington, the North to my South!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

All this time, CTAC is completely vulnerable. However, I find it honorable you want to take on an enemy many times stronger than yourself. You are a brave robot, Dark, a brave robot. I commend you.


@TheAncientCenturion I cannot team with you until you take back your anti-cyborg ways!

 

[Wintermute]

*OM NOM NOM NOM*

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@1stLt HChurch[/URL] If by nice you mean when I tell her my girlfriend broke up with me the first thing she asks is "can I fight her now?" then yes, she's nice.

Are you kidding? That's totally nice! That is a good relative! And, no, I am not being sarcastic. For once in my life, I'm not.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Are you kidding? That's totally nice! That is a good relative! And, no, I am not being sarcastic. For once in my life, I'm not.

[/QUOTE]
Um... Let me add some back story to that one. She hates my ex, like, they got in 3 fights while we were dating and tried to start rumors to get us to break up.


So... She wasn't asking to make me feel better, she was asking because she just wants to fight her.

 

[Wintermute]

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