Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Not gonna lie, I was just thinking about that last night.

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I think Lopez Dos Point O is a bit shy, though. Maybe you and Huntrey could go on a double date with them!

 

[Wintermute]

Come on guys, you cant be serious?


A mexican hell-bent-taco-devourer-robot like me and a destroyer of worlds like her?


Never would that work.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

That's like saying me and the DSF could get together. That wouldn't ever happen. We don't even call each other by name, just by title.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Oh my god, I just spent 3 minutes laughing non stop at that shadow. I can just imagine crickets in the background while you held eye contact XDDDDDD SO GOOD SO GOOD XDDDD
 
Well, make sure your dad doesnt see this on your screen, or there might be another awkward moment.

Hey, now. Don't be mean to Wash.

 

[Wintermute]

Hahahaha Wash is a little PUSSY


Just kidding Wash, nobody's judging

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Ah @Agent Iceland! Welcome to an OCC of sore death and destruction!
joke joke joke


joke


joke


 
Well I'm not a dingbat, keep those childish insults to yourself, numbnuts.

I ship you two even more now. And I almost never ship people together who aren't already together.

 

[Wintermute]

Mother of god... Church you have to listen to this...


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[1stLt HChurch]

I'm a shisno??
YAAASSSSSS


And I know, that video is amazing. I hadn't noticed that they swore that much O.o


 
I just made this, and its going to be my new profile picture.

I haven't watched the video yet because my Internet is shit, but go look up the RvB Fuck Count video. It is only about the first eight seasons, yet there is so many fucks given. So many.

 

[Wintermute]

I've found so many videos like this one! So effin amazing.


 
Oh I sent one of those. Mock and the new person liked it. Shadows dad heard it and they had a staring contest and Shadow won.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I swear I've read all the new comments, listened to some of the videoes posted and what not while doing other stuff. . But I missed ALL of those things. .

 

[Wintermute]

What do you mean Centy?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I think Lopez Dos Point O is a bit shy, though. Maybe you and Huntrey could go on a double date with them!

Lol. Both of them seem like shy little mice. But they are also both great examples of why the quiet ones are always the most insane.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

@Lopez Dos Point O: I think I may have been in the wrong chat. . Or my eyes aren't properly working.


@Church: I feel like Mock is always loud, though. Like deliberately shouting at all times.

 

[Wintermute]

I'm not understanding anything.


I'm just going to eat some hearts.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

You do that lover boy. . .Hey actually, I hear that Simmons2.0 has a juicy heart. Why don't you eat that?

 

[Wintermute]

Hmmmmm....


Nope, I confirm that you only want to eliminate resistance. I will not comply.


Also, screw you you shisno, I will never join the CTAC!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

That's fine, I'll just convince Huntrey to join me then!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

He'll never! He is my proud commander, and he shant betray us!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Hahahaha Wash is a little PUSSY
Just kidding Wash, nobody's judging

Don't be mean to Wash, you little shisno. I might go all bitch on you if you do. And he is far from weak.

 

[Wintermute]

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[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]He'll never! He is my proud commander, and he shant betray us!

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It's a simple three step plan.

1. Kidnap Church, Force Huntrey to join me.
   
2. ???
   
3. Profit.
   

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Alright, help me out guys. So, not much time to explain, so I'll give the short story. Girlfriend broke up with me, but I still have two tickets two prom. Who should I go with (both of these aren't romatic-y picks, but


1) My cousin who's a senior but doesn't have a date.


2) My friend (who's a guy) and make him wear a dress.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

That's fine, I'll just convince Huntrey to join me then!

Psh. He won't do that. And if he does, then I will convince him to change his mind.


 

It's a simple three step plan.

1. Kidnap Church, Force Huntrey to join me.
   
2. ???
   
3. Profit.
   

We would both beat the living shit out of you, TAC.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Incest is bad, mhkaay.


Homosexuality is bad, but only if you live in an overly conservative neighborhood. If you don't, then it's good mhkay, other wise you're an intolerable bigot. Mhkay.


 


[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Psh. He won't do that. And if he does, then I will convince him to change his mind.
 



We would both beat the living shit out of you, TAC.

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I think I am crafty enough to pull that off.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Incest is bad, mhkaay.
Homosexuality is bad, but only if you live in an overly conservative neighborhood. If you don't, then it's good mhkay, other wise you're an intolerable bigot. Mhkay.


 



I think I am crafty enough to pull that off.

At what point did I say that I was going to have any sexual relations with these people?