Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Shadowborn Omen]

You probably shouldn't have invited Mock. The scenery won't be as pretty afterwards.

 

[Daimao]

The minute you go to the West Coast, I am not allowing you people back over Altantic side. We don't like Westies over here.

Do you think you can stop me?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Form a line, I can take everyone here.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

The minute you go to the West Coast, I am not allowing you people back over Altantic side. We don't like Westies over here.

Well fuck you, too, TAC.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

See? He's against all of us!


 
Don't let his tyranny win! He'll make us all live in oppression!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Love you too, Church.


@Simmons2.0 it's like you're a hundred and fifty pages behind the rest of us. .

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

What the hell you talking about?

 

[Daimao]

I just had four girls in a row hitting on me. I just want to eat my fucking noodles!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Everyone has known I am conspiring against the group since page 90 Simmons!


@Daimao, little did you know but they were actually just in it for the noodles.

 

[Daimao]

Everyone has known I am conspiring against the group since page 90 Simmons!
@Daimao, little did you know but they were actually just in it for the noodles.

Noodle whores...


 
They're at a noodle bar though, they can just order their own fucking noodles!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Man, some women just want a free noodle! Even demand some sauce on it, just ignore them! You'll wake up with your meatballs itching all oddly if you give in.

 

[Daimao]

Fucking American women. I'll never comprehend them.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

It's best not to. I find that the Native Canadian women are the most legit. 2 hard 2 quit.

 

[Daimao]

I prefer strong Russian women. I find them attractive if they can snap my neck like little twig.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Strong women? What about the Amazonian women?

 

[Daimao]

Dated one of those. Couldn't get over the fact that they cut off one of their tits.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I don't like women who have quads the size of my chest. Just saying.


 

Everyone has known I am conspiring against the group since page 90 Simmons!
@Daimao, little did you know but they were actually just in it for the noodles.

I think you're just in denial that it's still happening.

 

[MockingXbird]

LOL


 
Wait


@Daimao WHATS WRONG WITH AMERICAN WOMAN HUH?! ....ok...so América isn't exactly the best..with...lots...of problems.. BUT STILL =^= SEXIST


lol, actually I couldn't give a shit. I'm tired as fuck and needed to yell

 

[1stLt HChurch]

You're just being your normal self, Mock.

 

[MockingXbird]

I'm FABULOUS~~~~

 

[TheAncientCelt]

That moment when you're half way done writing a sizeable character sheet, and you realize you actually don't like your own character. .

 

[Ian Temero]

... It's always very entertaining to look at this when I get home from work. It's like the average conversation in my house. All over the place.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Silent Ian! I need your vote to become Chat President!

 

[Ian Temero]

Not likely, Centurion. Now if you were running for village fool, then you would have my full support. ( )

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . . .


FINE! I don't need your help either. @Huntrey Me and you buddy, together we'll rule the chat. What do you say?