Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

WHAT IS THIS SANITY YOU SPEAK OF? *chewing on corpse* I don't know what you mean OAO *omnomnomnom* And I'M PISSED. FOUR. FUCKING. PARAGRAPHS.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Eh. I'll just let you be. You'll tire yourself out soon enough.

 

[MockingXbird]

I posted. I gave up. Its midnight. I was so happy before the post first got deleted. Fuck everything. Aurgh. Just...fvnvjnjrnv

 

[Ian Temero]

Holy cow! The game's not going anywhere but look at that OOC!


I've finally decided how I'm going to bring Utah back in to the main group (Oregon's group), but it won't happen till the end of the fight. All that I ask is that you guys save one Brute for my rather comical entrance.


Also, @Huntrey , I am still waiting for the UNSC side of things.

 

[MockingXbird]

It's not a brute. It's a Veloci-robot-fuck-asaurus +w+

 

[Ian Temero]

You are thinking of the Elites...

The enemies we are fighting are the Brutes. They are the ugly Planet-of-the-Apes-wannabes down below...

 

[MockingXbird]

....still look like mother fucking robot dinosaur shit xD


 
With ape mixed in


 
Don't judge QAQ it's midnight OAO

 

[Wintermute]

What time zones are you all in? Because you are all late night animals to me. You only seem to be on at 10 pm at the very least >.>

 

[MockingXbird]

I live in Arizona soooo


And still..FUCK IT ALL FUCK IT ALLLL. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORREEEE (for the time being)

 

[Wintermute]

Could it be... *Takes out knife* ...That you guys hide from me?

 

[MockingXbird]

...vhat? O.o


YOU WANNA DANCE FUCKER? *pulls out tickle feather and knife* LETS FIGHT OAO

 

[Wintermute]

Oh no! She has a feather! FUCKING RUUUNNNNNNNN


*Hides behind corner*

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Ian Temero]You are thinking of the Elites...

The enemies we are fighting are the Brutes. They are the ugly Planet-of-the-Apes-wannabes down below...

[/QUOTE]
But Elites are cool and noble. Brutes are just overly emotional cockbiting fucktards that want to destroy and/or eat everything. They even eat Grunts and humans. *shiver*


 

...vhat? O.o
YOU WANNA DANCE FUCKER? *pulls out tickle feather and knife* LETS FIGHT OAO

I first read that you had a feather and knife, both used for tickling. Those tickles would be painful sons of bitches.

 

[MockingXbird]

Exactly.....


*CHASES AFTER DARK WITH FEATHER AND KNIFE RAISED*

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Oh, lordy...

 

[MockingXbird]

I died a little but last night. I blame the robo-fuck-asauruses


 
I JUST realized last night I quoted my thing......*facedesk*

 

[Wintermute]

People where are you all.

 

[MockingXbird]

FOUND YOU *TICKLE TICKLE MITHERFUCKER*

 

[Wintermute]

GET AWAY FROM ME OR I WILL EAT YOUR GUTS CRAZY LADY


*Runs for his fucking life*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Screw the snow. Raining since ten last night, and turned to snow early in the morning! Ice and snow everywhere, and it's still going!

 

[MockingXbird]

*TACKLES AND TICKLES* MWAHAHHAHAHHABBA

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Sorry I haven' been chatting much. Personal life problems...


Anyways, I'm in EST, it's 4:12 as of me posting this.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Simmons2.0, thank God! A sane person to talk to.


You're on the East Coast too? You seem like a solid Florida guy. .

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Simmons2.0, thank God! A sane person to talk to.
You're on the East Coast too? You seem like a solid Florida guy. .

I wish! All this snow makes me want to live in Central Murica.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Vermont? You'e from Vermont!


I mean, until you realize it's hot, full of dangerous fauna and flora, with corrupt governments and deadly cartels! I'll just go and move to Europe. The stable place.