Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Wintermute]

Oh no...


How long did it take you?


I'm playing devil may cry right now. Gonna get DMC 3 for the ps2 emulator and play the shit out of that one.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I am here, I am not a steer, but I want beer.


No seriously guise, what's up? It's so quite here as of recently. Let's get a good old conversation started!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Want to talk about how fucking cold it's gotten lately? Because it's getting way too cold again.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I was hoping for a conversation about our feelings and cute panda babies. But the cold works too.


It's actually pretty nice here now, before it was a pain in the arse though. Two-three weeks of solid "2-8 degrees" but really it was in the negatives with the damn windchill!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Shit! That sounds like how my dad is right now in Montana! Where in the hell do you live, TAC?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I am that original guy who picked his character's name after his own state.


I hail from the land of leathery, tanned whores and corruption! New Joisey. I'd love to go to Montana though, is it really that. . .Hostile?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Oh, okay. Same here. I have always lived in Oregon (my dad is technically a resident of Oregon as well, and still married to my mother, but he lives in Montana for work. Just wanted to clarify that).


Montana is either extremely open or covered with mountains, it all depends on where you go. And I haven't actually met many people in Montana, even though my dad has been there for three years and we stay with him there for at least a week every year. The people in Missoula, Montana (the city where my dad works and lives just outside of) are actually known for being weird people. And from what I have seen, it's true. They don't even give a fuck what people think of them for it, either, and they love a bumper sticker that says something like "Keep Missoula Weird." I have gone to other cities and towns before, and I hate people in them because of stuff I fight for, but the people in Missoula are weird people that I don't really have a problem with. And Montana is just a weird state..that makes me think of Texas in the north that is way too fucking cold. Lets just leave it at that.


 
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So my zodiac sign is Taurus and I am REALLY FUCKING HAPPY WITH THIS. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. NONE AT ALL.


This also explains a lot...

 

[Wintermute]

Wooohooo guys! Yeah, ever since we got to page 200 (AKA When I got here) The things been going downhill. We need to talk more!

 

[MockingXbird]

I swear to fucking god I'm about to kill RPnation. After I get past like.....three paragraphs it literally takes 3p seconds to a minute for it to put down ONE word. I type a shit ton and have to wait 5 minutes for it all to get on. and when I try qith word and copy paste I have to refresh the page or try it over and over again. Ajndkf no rkdl I'm so not excited to start again after this review guide =m=

 

[Wintermute]

Oh wow, RPN is being a little bitch it seems.


 
Please dont ban me...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I got sick again ;-;


There's a plague that is being transferred through this role play. I never get sick, and I've gotten sick twice in no time. -.-


Has anyone seen Bates Motel? I couldn't go to sleep last night (as in I fell asleep at 5:30 and woke up at 6....), so I binge watched to catch up. I just finished the Second season on Netflix and I'm pissed.

 

[MockingXbird]

MWAHAHAAHA MY EVIL SICKNESS SPREEAADDSSS

 

[Wintermute]

God damn it Mock, two of my friends fell ill with gastroenteritis and I bet it was your fault...

 

[MockingXbird]

*Evil insane laughter*


 
RPNATION DELETED MY REPLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 4 PARAGRAPHSHSUDJNDVJKBNSJINMFV I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH OHIO JNBCDJHBVJKNBLIAUJJEVBNYBNBNBNBNBNBYUIGHAHYR4982HGFU4RBIVEYVBN,aiVJNHJUDBNVJKNLASJV;FJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKFN,DVNMRIOSGJAVEUJRBGVNFUGVUIJENGBNAV

 

[Wintermute]

Urgh, Lopez hasnt been happy lately. He keeps on coming over to my bed and whispering things like


"Sorpresa Culo sex" or "You are going to all die" or "Nunca will you ver your amigos otra vez"


Its creeping me out.


 
Uuoh boy. We've got a crazy Mock on aisle 3, we request a clean up team ASAP.


Oh wait, Mocks always insane. Never mind.

 

[MockingXbird]

*HIGH PITCH GLASS SHATTERING ANGRY SCREAMS*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

So, that's a negatory on the motel?

 

[MockingXbird]

I COULD HAVE BEEN DOOONNEEE *HEAVY SOBS*

 

[Wintermute]

God damn RPN for not sending me notifications.


There there Mock *Pats head* I'll let you eat the developers.


 
And not really, Shadow. I dont watch TV shows. I watch anime and stuffs. Not really into TV shows, except maybe Band of Brothers and Brothers of the Third Reich.

 

[MockingXbird]

DONT. TOUCH. MEEEEEEEE *EATS YOUR HAND*

 

[Wintermute]

OH FUCK, MY HAND


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT IS PAINFU- not. I dont have hands, silly!

 

[MockingXbird]

....*starts setting you on fire*

 

[Wintermute]

Im a robot, silly! Fire solo hace Lopez dos point 0 angry!


ME SHIT EN LA PUTAAAAA


I VOY A KILL TODO EL EVERYBODY!!!!!


 
I just dont like to be set on fire.

 

[MockingXbird]

I CAN MELT YOU YOU LITTLE BIACH *LAVAAAAAA*

 

[Wintermute]

*AI announcer speaks* Lopez dos point 0's battle ready frame is made out of gods steel, and is extremely op and is immune to everything, except to tickling. I dont know why, ask the creators.


 
Now, mock, if you were to have a themesong, I'd either choose the Chaos Can Can remix, or Coward Killing Time. They are both... well, insane.