Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[1stLt HChurch]

Lies are written all over Chirch's face

Who is this "Chirch" you speak of? I've never heard of that person before. Lol.


 

Both you girls shut up before I give you something to really scream about.

Oh, lordy. I can only imagine what that would be.

 

[Daimao]

Anyone seen Cloverfield?

 

[Wintermute]

Mock! Do not mess with my robots! God damn it.

NO SOY SU ROBOT FOR FUCKS SAKE.


SOY UN AUTONOMOUS SENTIENT COSA.


Y LO ADMITO, IT WAS MOCHU, A TERRIBLE COMBINACION OF CHURCH AND MOCK. NOS WILL DESTROY A TODOS.


MATENLO BEFORE IT PONGA ANY HUEVOS


KILL IT WITH FIREEEEE


 
I have seen cloverfield, more or less. Its OK, but I just saw american sniper and all I can say is WTF.


Ah, and I also broke my first blade today! Really was proud of it, it had held up very nicely for a year and a half. Also, in the changing rooms, some dude kept staring at me until I responded with a "look away motherfucker or I kill you.", which he responded to by looking away. Its strange, because I dont consider myself to be very attractive. It must be the handlebar mustache I dont own... YET

 

[Daimao]

Why the fuck are you breaking blades?

 

[Wintermute]

Braking blades? Oh, because someone hit mine really hard, and the section of the blade where the strong thick part morphs into the weak two-sided tip was ripped off. Yeah... It did last for a long time though.


 
Gonna have to get myself a new one.


 
Oh in case you are thinking of me as a psycho, no, its not a sharpened blade. Although when broken, you could impale someone with it.

 

[Daimao]

What kind of blade was it?

 

[Wintermute]

Ever seen a sabre?

 

[Daimao]

I own one.

 

[Wintermute]

You fence?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Aheeem. I use to fence, I only got to the intermediate class before opting out, and only used a foil.


But damn it, I fenced!

 

[Wintermute]

Foil?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I mean, I meeeaaan... cool! Yeah!


SABRE FTW

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Do not mock me -.-


I'll beat you with the foil, maybe evens end you to church to rethink your life.

 

[Wintermute]

Hmm this went pretty silent.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Anyone seen Cloverfield?

I have.


 


[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I don't know how to do any of that shit, Mock!! It was all YOU!!! Fess up to your devious acts, Mock!
Well, either you or Shadow....

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What?! Me?! Devious acts?! You must have the wrong cyborg.

 

[Daimao]

No

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

It's been quiet today... More than usual... So, I will leave you guys with this. Good night.


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[1stLt HChurch]

http://techniker-auch-defekt.tumblr.com/post/112578448963/deepastheoceanfloor-colorfulcheshire-you-have-to


http://jacey21.tumblr.com/post/112576957046/lasolady-hellyeahthomassanders-camouflage-by


You are all required to watch these two amazing vines that made me laugh so hard I cried. No joke, and no exceptions.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]It's been quiet today... More than usual... So, I will leave you guys with this. Good night.
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That is insanely creepy, Shadow.

 

[Wintermute]

Its is very creepy.


Awesome vines.


And yeah, it has been pretty quiet... too quiet... could it be that everyone is dead?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Um... No. Totally not possible. Don't look at me like that.

 

[MockingXbird]

I'm dying ....again. ahdndkenend My head is freaking pounding QAQ


 
Good news...I'm halfway done with my post. Bad news, I stopped yesterday due to raging headache and dizziness

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I was going to say something, but then I decided even for an insane person... Actually, especially for an insane person... I probably should just not say it.


So, good luck Mock, get better.

 

[Wintermute]

Get better Mock. I'm starting to get a migraine right now actually, with the piece of shit aura. I can barely see.

 

[MockingXbird]

It's spreading....my plan is working

 

[Wintermute]

@Mockingbird God dammit, first your mutation fucks up Lopez dos point o's circuits making him go crazy, and now you are killing all of us. Shoo, shoo I tell you.


 
And everyone leaves... right when I get back home.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'm playing The Escapists and I had everything I needed to escape the prison, and they went on lockdown while I was in the vents so everything got confiscated. ;-;