Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

Pft. Totally would be insanity


.....*tickle tickle*

 

[Wintermute]

OH DIOS MIO NO PLEASE


*Lopez starts laughing so hard his circuits start to short out* NO PLEASE PARA NO


Lopez dos point o dies.


 
Lopez dos point o revives.


Seriously, where the hell is everyone?


I blame it on the time zone.


FUCK YOU TIME ZONE!!

 

[Daimao]

@Mockingbird I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

 

[Wintermute]

God damn... Its 2:30 am and I know I have to wake up really early, but instead of sleeping, I keep on watching youtube videos and writing character sheets. Is this normal guys? I want to be sure.


Oh also Dai, that blade that broke a while back and you asked why the hell I was braking blades? Well, it is a blunt fencing blade ant it broke because some sunnofabitch hit me too hard while I was parrying, and it flew off. You probably already understood that, but just wanted to clarify.

 

[Daimao]

Ah ok. I don't own any blunt swords...

 

[Wintermute]

Its not that its blunt, I mean, it is but its not exactly a real blade or a replica. You wouldn't be able to sharpen it to the point where it would slice. Its pretty much a sports sword in other words. The problem is that there is a certain point of the blade where it goes from being three-edged blade to a normal blade, and that area is very prone to breaking. Specially if you're fencing against really violent people xD

 

[1stLt HChurch]

ME SHIT EN LA PUTAAAAA

You're going to shit in the bitch?? WHAT THE FUCK?!?

 

[Wintermute]

No, you see, in spanish there is a swear that is me cago en la puta. It pretty much means I am going to shit on a whore, or on that whore. Depends on the context. Do not trust google translate. Dont do it.


Also good night because I am about to pass out.


 
Oh and in my trip around the internet I found this.


And it wont let me show it. Never mind then.


Aparently 1/5 of the US thinks that Obama is a plant.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I was trusting my high school Spanish class that I am currently in, not Google translate. I didn't even touch Google translate to read that. I mean, it wasn't hard to read that, but I was still able to. I guess I shouldn't try, anyway, since Spain Spanish is a bit different from Mexico Spanish.

 

[Wintermute]

Yes indeed it is.


Oh also, not just any plant, most people think Obama is a cactus.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

What the Hell? RPNation is just NOT giving me any alerts for this chat now.


It's due to sloppiness like this that got Simmons2.0 the two thousands post and first post on the two hundredth page.

 

[Wintermute]

But just to be clear, because I may repeat it a lot in the future: Puta is indeed whore. Perra is bitch. Zorra is female fox but it is also used as bitch.


Welcome to Spanish 101, I shall be your teacher.


And yeah, good night. *Passes out*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Io non capisco el hisanola. Parliamo il lupo ho caldo?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I was taught that puta means bitch, so that's what I use it as. And I use it a lot, because my best friend and I call each others putas all the time. It's a fucked up habit that we have had since, like, the seventh grade. Lol.


 

Io non capisco el hisanola. Parliamo il lupo ho caldo?

I really hope that wasn't directed to me. Because the only word I know in that is masculine the.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

That was to Lopez Dos Point 0, let's see that bilingual menace understand that!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

That was to Lopez Dos Point 0, let's see that bilingual menace understand that!

Thank the lord. Cause that was all types of confusing to me.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Ohhh, on that birthday zodiac chart, turns out I am Sarge. Coulda been worse options, like CT.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Now, what's so bad about CT?? She's not my favorite character, but she is still strong and badass.

 

[Daimao]

He dislikes strong, independent female characters.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

With my common sense telling me not, I shall fully agree with Daimao's statement.

 

[MockingXbird]

*Mock is still raging. She is currently going Mock-zilla on Japan*


 
FUCK THIS ALLLLLLLLLLL. FUCK YOU. AND YOU. AND YOU YOU LITTLE BABY AHIT. AND THIS BUILDING. AND THIS FENCE AN-ooo chocolate owo Omnomnomnom =w= ...AND THIS ROCK

 

[Daimao]

No! Not the noodles! I fucking love noodles!

 

[MockingXbird]

AND FUCK THESE NOODLES *DESTROYER NOODLES EVERYWHERE*


 
*RAGE GOD MOD ACTIVATE*

 

[Daimao]

Hey Mock, you're not my second ex-girlfriend, are you? Because you act a lot like her......


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....SON OF A BITCH! NOT THE NOODLES!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

*Mock is still raging. She is currently going Mock-zilla on Japan*
 
FUCK THIS ALLLLLLLLLLL. FUCK YOU. AND YOU. AND YOU YOU LITTLE BABY AHIT. AND THIS BUILDING. AND THIS FENCE AN-ooo chocolate owo Omnomnomnom =w= ...AND THIS ROCK

Holy fuck. Mock, for all that is good and holy, please CHILL THE FUCK DOWN. You don't need to lose anymore of your sanity.