Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Daimao]

@TAC, the egg fucker


Don't fuck eggs. That's gross.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I don't admonish your fetishes, Big D! Don't you play me like this.

 

[Wintermute]

Man this has been silent today.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Hey, I'm not one to judge others (unlike you, CTAC.), but that's disgusting, CTAC.

 

[Wintermute]

Shadow I know where you live.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Really, now? Bet you you're wrong.

 

[Wintermute]

Muahaha. You live in muncie, now all I have to do is find out your IP and then I can hold you up with the threat of DDoS-ing you.


MUAHAHAHAHAH


And this, is how the evil eighteenth spanish Reich will be born, led by Lopes dos punto o.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

You think I'm enough of a simpleton to put my real location online?

 

[Wintermute]

But that, my friend, is the trick. Now you think you need to protect your location more than your firewall, so I can DDoS you easier. You will all fall, one by one. HUE HUE HUE


 

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Also I dont think you are a simpleton. One who is a shisno labeler cannot be a simpleton.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I think you're lying!

 

[Wintermute]

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!

 

[Daimao]

But that, my friend, is the trick. Now you think you need to protect your location more than your firewall, so I can DDoS you easier. You will all fall, one by one. HUE HUE HUE
 

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Also I dont think you are a simpleton. One who is a shisno labeler cannot be a simpleton.


Have fun trying to DDoS Mother Russia. Fuck firewalls, we have flaming bear walls.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I have to do a full school day's work of homework by midnight tomorrow... I probably should have done some of that before Sunday...

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I'm going skiing as well! I got the Wii out and ski resort game, it's gonna Be great.

Psh, that's not real skiing. I'll teach you how to really ski or snowboard someday.


 

But that, my friend, is the trick. Now you think you need to protect your location more than your firewall, so I can DDoS you easier. You will all fall, one by one. HUE HUE HUE
 

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Also I dont think you are a simpleton. One who is a shisno labeler cannot be a simpleton.


You sound like you are trying to take over for Mock right now.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Lopez Dos Point O grew up so fast.


I remember it was just a few days ago I was handleing his nuts, putting him together. And now he's already the new Mock.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Lopez Dos Point O grew up so fast.
I remember it was just a few days ago I was handleing his nuts, putting him together. And now he's already the new Mock.

Handling his nuts? Despite the fact that could be taken out of context, that's just not right IN context! You would never even attempt to put a mechanical being together!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

UNLESS HE WAS ENGINEERED TO BE A DEATH MACHINE TO ALL OTHER MECHANICAL BEINGS.


Does anyone here watch Futurama here?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I believe there were two opposing robots in BGC at one time. We both see how that went #TeamLopezandSheila


...Nevermind. We'll just go with your idea. I don't want mine.

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Psh, that's not real skiing. I'll teach you how to really ski or snowboard someday.

[/QUOTE]
And I'll teach you how to love, one kiss at a time. :3

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Lopez Dos Point O grew up so fast.
I remember it was just a few days ago I was handleing his nuts, putting him together. And now he's already the new Mock.

0_0 That's scary, TAC.


 

And I'll teach you how to love, one kiss at a time. :3

Oh, I don't doubt that. But I already love you, so that won't be very hard for you to do.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

It's perfectly natural. I feel as if I am, in some way shape or form, Lopez Dos Point 0's creator.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

It's perfectly natural. I feel as if I am, in some way shape or form, Lopez Dos Point 0's creator.

You have quite the god complex, don't you, TAC.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]You have quite the god complex, don't you, TAC.

[/QUOTE]
You don't have to ask him, I have the answer.


Yes.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Someone just jelly I can create life all by myself? Don't be Jelly Simmons2.0

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Jelly? Hah! I create millions of functional universes and run through every possible outcome of every individual universe every second! Can you do that? No, because you're not an advanced machine! I've already run through every outcome of this argument, and do you want to know what they are? I win in 95% of the cases, I let you win out of pity in 4%, and assassins kill us both in the remaining 1%!