Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[1stLt HChurch]

This place is always so violent.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

We've all watched Red vs Blue. Honestly, I think that's enough explanation. I think we all have a little piece of Texas in us.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@Huntrey[/URL] Do you agree with that Texas part, Hunter, since you have the most of anyone here?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Time to head off.


 

I would finish this joke, but Hunt is definitely a steer.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Yeah. I've been tired all day, even with the two-hour nap I took a while ago. And the pace I went today at skiing didn't help a lot (I was more gutsy today, and went WAY faster than I usually do. I think it's because I was partially asleep the whole time and wasn't giving many fucks about how steep the runs were that I went on).


Nighty night, anyone who is still awake.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Time to head off.
 

I would finish this joke, but Hunt is definitely a steer.

[/QUOTE]
A steer?! Do you even know what a steer is?


 
Or even a heifer, for that matter?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Yeah. I've been tired all day, even with the two-hour nap I took a while ago. And the pace I went today at skiing didn't help a lot (I was more gutsy today, and went WAY faster than I usually do. I think it's because I was partially asleep the whole time and wasn't giving many fucks about how steep the runs were that I went on).
Nighty night, anyone who is still awake.


 



A steer?! Do you even know what a steer is?

[/QUOTE]
T'was just a joke, Church. No hard feelings towards Hunt.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]T'was just a joke, Church. No hard feelings towards Hunt.

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I know, I know. I just sometimes freak when people call others livestock terms like that when they don't know what they really are (you probably know what at least a steer is, but most people don't usually know what any of them actually mean).


I just remembered that one time, some little shits were jokingly calling this senior in my math class a heifer. She tried to ignore it, but it was still bothering her. I found it slightly funny, but they were calling her it so much that I had to ask them if they even knew what a heifer was. They grudgingly said no, and I said, "A heifer is a female bovine that hasn't given birth yet. So you're basically calling her a young cow." They just laughed, talked about the name a bit, then started to call her that more. I just ignored the little annoying shit heads. People using livestock terms on other people just makes me laugh.

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Psh, that's not real skiing. I'll teach you how to really ski or snowboard someday.
 



You sound like you are trying to take over for Mock right now.

[/QUOTE]
Who, me? Nooo, not really. Its just, I can get a little hyper now and then. I had just had a cup of coffee that I really didnt need... But hey, worth it. I ended up DDoS-ing my neighbour.


And when I imagine Church skiing, I see this

Dont even bother asking why.

 

[Hibiscus]

@Huntrey[/URL] Do you agree with that Texas part, Hunter, since you have the most of anyone here?

I feel as though y'all don't embody the Texas Fury as much as me, but y'all are getting there.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I fancy myself a Jean-Luc Picard type, above your petty emotions!


 
Why the shit am I up so early? This is awful.

 

[MockingXbird]

DA FAUQ RP NATION?! WHY YOU NO NOTIFY ME?! OAO


 
And I....uh....totally didn't mess with Lopez's system..... *lowers tools* Totally not trying to shape him to be a second me.......Psh. you guys are crazy with your crazy accusations >w>;

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I know, I know. I just sometimes freak when people call others livestock terms like that when they don't know what they really are (you probably know what at least a steer is, but most people don't usually know what any of them actually mean).
I just remembered that one time, some little shits were jokingly calling this senior in my math class a heifer. She tried to ignore it, but it was still bothering her. I found it slightly funny, but they were calling her it so much that I had to ask them if they even knew what a heifer was. They grudgingly said no, and I said, "A heifer is a female bovine that hasn't given birth yet. So you're basically calling her a young cow." They just laughed, talked about the name a bit, then started to call her that more. I just ignored the little annoying shit heads. People using livestock terms on other people just makes me laugh.

[/QUOTE]
I probably wouldn't know what it is if I didn't search it up after watching Full Metal Jacket. That movie educated me A LOT MORE than it should have... No regurts.

 

[Wintermute]

@Mockingbird Lopez dos punto o does not like to be tampered with. dsasd


Yo os rip out vuestros intestinos and cerebros and me los comere with a dish de rice.


See? Perfectly normal.


You will all die.

 

[MockingXbird]

*whispers* He suspects nothing

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Who, me? Nooo, not really. Its just, I can get a little hyper now and then. I had just had a cup of coffee that I really didnt need... But hey, worth it. I ended up DDoS-ing my neighbour.
And when I imagine Church skiing, I see this

Dont even bother asking why.

Lol. If someone was that close to the ground while positioned like that, they are fucked and going to lose at least one ski as they do the splits. That's why I like staying on the ground and going relatively slow, cause I'm a wuss.


That would be an awesome helmet to wear while skiing, though. It would protect your head, keep the snow off your face, keep your face otherwise warm, and take a bit off the glare of the sun. I would definitely wear one if I had one.

 

[MockingXbird]

MORNING EVERYONE

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@Mockingbird[/URL] Lopez dos punto o does not like to be tampered with. dsasd
Yo os rip out vuestros intestinos and cerebros and me los comere with a dish de rice.


See? Perfectly normal.


You will all die.

Why...would a robot want to rip out our insides..and eat them with rice.....YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A TRUE MOUTH, DAMMIT.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Mock! Do not mess with my robots! God damn it.

 

[MockingXbird]

Uh...um..I DIDNT. CHURCH DID *angel face*

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Uh...um..I DIDNT. CHURCH DID *angel face*

I don't know how to do any of that shit, Mock!! It was all YOU!!! Fess up to your devious acts, Mock!


Well, either you or Shadow....

 

[MockingXbird]

LIES. YOU SIT ON A THRONES OF LIES, I KNEW IT. IT WAS ALL YOU

 

[1stLt HChurch]

That's a load of horseshit!! I didn't do it, you crazy girl!! Don't blame your terrible acts on me!

 

[MockingXbird]

Lies are written all over Chirch's face

 

[Hibiscus]

Both you girls shut up before I give you something to really scream about.

 

[MockingXbird]

O.o ....*sulks* fin =m=


xD I'm tired xD Hgf g dtgj god. In creative writing we have to do memoir shit and I hate it