Fandom Fate/Ultimatum OOC

[Birdsie]

"Death-Sempai Noticed me!"

Actually, kind of semi-disappointed Death isn't a cute anime girl.

On the other hand, I like the grittiness. It reminds me of King "I can kill anything in one hit" Hassan.

 

[Crow]

Well, we don't know what's beneath the cloak and mask.

 

[Birdsie]

Well, we don't know what's beneath the cloak and mask.

Pretty sure that's calcium, Jimmy. And also that's not a mask.

 

[Crow]

Calcium mask. All that milk went into creating an oversized chitin exoskeleton which is why she's a loli.

 

[Birdsie]

Calcium mask. All that milk went into creating an oversized chitin exoskeleton which is why she's a loli.

Ah makes sense.

 

[BlightGiver]

Death just saw the light. Doesn't know Saver is around, but is aware something might've unexpectedly shown up. LostHaven

 

[BlightGiver]

Calcium mask. All that milk went into creating an oversized chitin exoskeleton which is why she's a loli.

That's a pretty bold accusation. Do you have any evidence to support this hypothesis?

 

[Crow]

That's a pretty bold accusation. Do you have any evidence to support this hypothesis?

Nope, not until after the Scooby Doo hijinks.

 

[Birdsie]

For some reason, I just imagined a scenario where Beast and Avenger are trying to smuggle crack cocaine across Berlin in a sedan with black-tinted windows, but they get pulled over by a cop car. Beast says: "Ahh, shit. Here we go again."

This theme song begins to play, as Ruler and Saver (both in sunglasses) approach, a third cop behind them having Garm on a leash as a K9 unit. Ruler leans into the driver window, chewing bubblegum and having a generally dispassionate demeanor. He blows a bubble and pops it, then slowly and sensually moves it back into his mouth with his tongue, chewing for a few seconds until he finally breaks the silence by saying, "License and registration."

After that, Garm starts barking because he smells the crack, and they bust their asses.

 

[Birdsie]

*Belated realization that I could have gotten away with giving Constantine Imperial Privilege but forgot it existed*

*Slowly sips tea, wondering if it'd be wise to sneak changes to the Skillset past LostHaven 's notice*

*Realizes he probably wouldn't even give a fuck*

Is it

time? I think it's

time.

 

[LostHaven]

*Belated realization that I could have gotten away with giving Constantine Imperial Privilege but forgot it existed*

*Slowly sips tea, wondering if it'd be wise to sneak changes to the Skillset past LostHaven 's notice*

*Realizes he probably wouldn't even give a fuck*

Is it

time? I think it's

time.

K

 

[Birdsie]

K

I told you.

It's

time to

up in

this

with

.

 

[LostHaven]

I told you.

It's

time to

up in

this

with

.

 

[Birdsie]

Hey, you know how it is. The only way to combat overpowered monsters is to lose your own humanity, eat the flesh of dragons, and become an overpowered monster yourself.

You either die a Heroic Spirit, or live long enough to see yourself become a Counter Guardian.

EDIT: (For reals though, not adding anything. Though I should have added Imperial Privilege when I wrote the sheet.)

 

[Birdsie]

Garm sat in the gates of Hel, reading newspaper, and sipping a cup of tears of the damned souls

You guys should've told me this was a comedy, not a tragedy.

I'll fix this mistake post-haste, by educating Ray on the matters of utmost importance.

Ruler: "Gilgamesh fired weapons like rockets back in the day, Enkidu was a shapeshifting mud doll, Elizabeth Bathory had dragon blood, the origin of life is an insane giant, and vampires rule over humans in this odd way where they claim to be the apex of life and are perfect beings. Also every planet has super ultimate beings that are the apex of each planet and will one day come to Earth to rock our shit, and each of these ultimate beings are comparable to vampires."

 

[LostHaven]

You guys should've told me this was a comedy, not a tragedy.

I'll fix this mistake post-haste, by educating Ray on the matters of utmost importance.

Ruler: "Gilgamesh fired weapons like rockets back in the day, Enkidu was a shapeshifting mud doll, Elizabeth Bathory had dragon blood, the origin of life is an insane giant, and vampires rule over humans in this odd way where they claim to be the apex of life and are perfect beings. Also every planet has super ultimate beings that are the apex of each planet and will one day come to Earth to rock our shit, and each of these ultimate beings are comparable to vampires."

Its not a comedy. You see, i value my sanity and that little fuck won't stop winging

basically: how to get me to.let you do.dumb shit: bitch nonstop

 

[LostHaven]

But it is good to see some stupidity in midst a war. Like FGO. I did enjoy some of those text options

 

[Birdsie]

But it is good to see some stupidity in midst a war. Like FGO. I did enjoy some of those text options

Rules shows Ray how to summon a Servant and a lolicaster shows up. That should count for something.

 

[Crow]

Sometimes I see people take the Fate/Series too seriously. Raving about how Arturia's a girl, complaining about how Ivan the Terrible is a giant mammothian monstrousity, or criticizing Abigail Williams for having contracts with the great Yog-Sothoth because the actual Abigail Williams never met Yog-Sothoth and that would be historically inaccurate.

Yog-Sothoth's existence is historically inaccurate!

It's good to see a Fate RP and RPers that embrace the concepts that the series loves to pull out of its Scrooge McDuck vault pool and justify it with 4 paragraphs in typical Nasuverse fashion.

Seriously, source accuracy is why Fate/Prototype was scrapped from reality, and even if they did continue, they'd make a female Merlin.

 

[Mion]

Sometimes I see people take the Fate/Series too seriously. Raving about how Arturia's a girl, complaining about how Ivan the Terrible is a giant mammothian monstrousity, or criticizing Abigail Williams for having contracts with the great Yog-Sothoth because the actual Abigail Williams never met Yog-Sothoth and that would be historically inaccurate.

Yog-Sothoth's existence is historically inaccurate!

It's good to see a Fate RP and RPers that embrace the concepts that the series loves to pull out of its Scrooge McDuck vault pool and justify it with 4 paragraphs in typical Nasuverse fashion.

Seriously, source accuracy is why Fate/Prototype was scrapped from reality, and even if they did continue, they'd make a female Merlin.

Uhh, Fate/Prototype was just scrapped because it was an unfinished novel that nasu and takeuchi worked on in high school. It wasn't because of anything else really, when they were turning it into a game takeuchi suggested on making some changes (like MC being made a guy and Saber a girl), and a lot of things were reworked. For the most part Prototype was basically the Fate route but they only made like 1/3rd of it. And even then a lot of the things that happened in narrative in Prototype were changed to fit the new cast and setting and so on.

Prototype also hasn't been entirely 'scrapped' considering you have series like Fragments. Not that scrapped is really a correct way to describe it anyway its more it just evolved over time and also due to the medium change from novel to visual novel.

 

[Mion]

Also since I am not GM i won't really comment on other servants and such but to say they are justified like things are in the nasuverse... Well that isn't entirely accurate either.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Wait, that reminds me.

LostHaven Isn't Berserker a Pseudo-Servant?

Hold up, I'm going as Berserker Ares?

 

[Birdsie]

Hold up, I'm going as Berserker Ares?

Yeah, isn't Berserker a Pseudo-Servant? I'm asking, because Hanarei is supposed to summon you.

 

[Crow]

We have two Pseudoservants in this RP right

 

[Birdsie]

We have two Pseudoservants in this RP right

Actually, three now. Maybe more.