Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Ruler: [hypnotizes a driver with a Compulsion spell] "I am confiscating this vehicle in the name of the Holy Church and the Roman Empire. Contact the Caesar or the Senatorium Imperialis for its retrieval. We thank you for your understanding."Garm: "I've got better things to do then watch people cry. I need to get steal a car."
Ruler: [gives Rider the car]
Ruler: [hypnotizes the driver again with a Memory Manipulation spell] "This car was never yours. You never had a car. You don't even know how to drive! Any driver license you find definitely isn't yours."
I just love the idea of Ruler using Jedi Mind Tricks on every uninvolved normie he meets.
[smashes Black Keys into your face]Humanity is unworthy and has lost their way. I will spare them from such shame through death... and allow their souls to exist within a new paradise. It is the greatest mercy I could give man at this point.