Fandom Fate/Ultimatum OOC

[Hanarei]

Noooooo.

Leave me alone.

My first command seal will be to wish for you to dress manly. Not because I care... but because I know you do and its how I show i care.

 

[Birdsie]

My first command seal will be to wish for you to dress manly. Not because I care... but because I know you do and its how I show i care.

Using a JoJo gif against me? Fool, that's useless..

LostHaven can I resign as Saber?

 

[LostHaven]

To be honest, every time someone signs up as something ridiculous and I tear it down to pieces, I feel like a cranky old man yelling at youngsters about tradition and rules, while they're just trying to have fun and enjoy their youth.

Am I like that? Should I shut the fuck up? I should probably shut the fuck up.

eh.

Ares is probably a bit farfetched. I don't really care though. Wolf's incessant bitching about how Garm needs to be stronger because everyone else is op had made me give up.

He literally stole Saver's stats and slapped a few +'s on them, except for luck. He also has some sort of delusion that Rider is the definitive MC and called this the 'Garm-verse'. He literally slapped on the 'can't be negated' thing on Rider's NP so Saver can't stop it. His justification for the ridiculously high Agility stat was 'oh, he's a rider, so it's fine'. Apparently I agreed to it but I don't really remember so I'll just tell myself I did.

Just let people have their fun, that's less a pain than tearing into each other's sheets for being too op or something.

Plus I have a bad experience with denying an utterly absurd sheet once.

 

[LostHaven]

Using a JoJo gif against me? Fool, that's useless..

LostHaven can I resign as Saber?

Hanarei Have a Berserker, Saver officially stole Saber's position.

 

[Hanarei]

Using a JoJo gif against me? Fool, that's useless..

LostHaven can I resign as Saber?

Muhahaahahahahaha I know your Jojo weaknes!

Hanarei Have a Berserker, Saver officially stole Saber's position.

 

[Birdsie]

Hanarei Have a Berserker, Saver officially stole Saber's position.

Oh shit, didn't expect that to happen. Guess I'll save the Yamato Takeru sheet for later.

Ares is probably a bit farfetched. I don't really care though. Wolf's incessant bitching about how Garm needs to be stronger because everyone else is op had made me give up.

He literally stole Saver's stats and slapped a few +'s on them, except for luck. He also has some sort of delusion that Rider is the definitive MC and called this the 'Garm-verse'. He literally slapped on the 'can't be negated' thing on Rider's NP so Saver can't stop it. His justification for the ridiculously high Agility stat was 'oh, he's a rider, so it's fine'. Apparently I agreed to it but I don't really remember so I'll just tell myself I did.

Just let people have their fun, that's less a pain than tearing into each other's sheets for being too op or something.

Plus I have a bad experience with denying an utterly absurd sheet once.

This train has no brakes. We're all going to die in an explosion.

Rider is still OP and will kill all of us, literally. He's like light-years above Arturia in terms of combat power. The moment Ruler encounters him, Revelation will scream: "RUN!" or "Use Command Seal to force Rider to go the opposite direction."

Muhahaahahahahaha I know your Jojo weaknes!

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you posting JoJo memes, I thought you hated it.

 

[Hanarei]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you posting JoJo memes, I thought you hated it.

I am weaponizing the thing you love against you and you can't stop me!

 

[Birdsie]

I am weaponizing the thing you love against you and you can't stop me!

Yes I can.

 

[LostHaven]

This train has no brakes. We're all going to die in an explosion.

Rider is still OP and will kill all of us, literally. He's like light-years above Arturia in terms of combat power. The moment Ruler encounters him, Revelation will scream: "RUN!" or "Use Command Seal to force Rider to go the opposite direction."

One of these days, I'll think of some bullshit up. Just not today.

 

[Birdsie]

One of these days, I'll think of some bullshit up. Just not today.

One of these days, I'll sign up as Bruce Wayne just to see if you'll let me do it. And let's be honest here - of course you will. You will always be the bOtToM<bITcH.

No for real though, what's Avenger gonna do now that the Forces of Christ are upon her, tenderly massaging her asscheeks in preparation for the biggest kick they have yet to receive in the ever-growing timeline of universal asskickings?

Constantine: "You just need to take a bath, you filthy barbarian woman!" [pours liquid purification onto her]

 

[LostHaven]

One of these days, I'll sign up as Bruce Wayne just to see if you'll let me do it. And let's be honest here - of course you will. You will always be the bOtToM<bITcH.

No for real though, what's Avenger gonna do now that the Forces of Christ are upon her, tenderly massaging her asscheeks in preparation for the biggest kick they have yet to receive in the ever-growing timeline of universal asskickings?

Constantine: "You just need to take a bath, you filthy barbarian woman!" [pours liquid purification onto her]

Bite her lip in her equivalent of sexual frustration and lose a metric ton of blood by doing so while the pussy-ass-bitch of a beast speaks numbers to her and tells her to retreat.

 

[Birdsie]

Bite her lip in her equivalent of sexual frustration and lose a metric ton of blood by doing so while the pussy-ass-bitch of a beast speaks numbers to her and tells her to retreat.

Constantine: [holding a chalice of his Noble Phantasm in one hand and a crucifix in the other] [cooing, as if calling a cat to come to him] "Here, draco-draco-draco-draco... Who's a good little dragon? Come on, it's time to have a little bath!... you dirty fuckin' heretic..."

 

[LostHaven]

Constantine: [holding a chalice of his Noble Phantasm in one hand and a crucifix in the other] [cooing, as if calling a cat to come to him] "Here, draco-draco-draco-draco... Who's a good little dragon? Come on, it's time to have a little bath!... you dirty fuckin' heretic..."

Avenger: [Standing on all fours and hissing like an angry cat. Corrupted Dragons don't like holy water.]

 

[Birdsie]

Avenger: [Standing on all fours and hissing like an angry cat. Corrupted Dragons don't like holy water.]

Constantine: [throws the water at her, causing the corruption to sizzle and die where the droplets fall]
[or]
Constantine: [raises his palm, red marks glowing] "THE POWER OF SEALS COMPELS YOU! ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT MAXIMUM NO CHILL!"

Alternatively, we can have a soap opera sitcom, where Ruler is the father, Avenger is his unruly daughter, and Beast is a mischievous, trouble-making biker boyfriend with a gang of fellow bikers (eldritch abominations), while Lancer is the "loser girlfriend" who got dumped. Or maybe her sister.

Ruler: "Young lady, you will stop seeing that man! He's a bad influence on you!"

 

[LostHaven]

Constantine: [throws the water at her, causing the corruption to sizzle and die where the droplets fall]
[or]
Constantine: [raises his palm, red marks glowing] "THE POWER OF SEALS COMPELS YOU! ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT MAXIMUM NO CHILL!"

Alternatively, we can have a soap opera sitcom, where Ruler is the father, Avenger is his unruly daughter, and Beast is a mischievous, trouble-making biker boyfriend with a gang of fellow bikers (eldritch abominations), while Lancer is the "loser girlfriend" who got dumped. Or maybe her sister.

Ruler: "Young lady, you will stop seeing that man! He's a bad influence on you!"

Lancer's the lesbian friend who has a huge crush on her and is open about it except Fafnir's completely clueless. Saver is that one cliche character who seems perfect on the outside but is actually a huge pervert.

Garm is the family dog.

 

[Prince_]

Lancer's the lesbian friend who has a huge crush on her and is open about it except Fafnir's completely clueless. Saver is that one cliche character who seems perfect on the outside but is actually a huge pervert.

Garm is the family dog.

Bork.

 

[LostHaven]

Bork.

Birdsie Ruler, get the spray bottle with holy water!

 

[Birdsie]

Lancer's the lesbian friend who has a huge crush on her and is open about it except Fafnir's completely clueless. Saver is that one cliche character who seems perfect on the outside but is actually a huge pervert.

Garm is the family dog.

The family dog is the most dangerous person in the city/country.

I can buy that, actually.

The series ends when Lancer confesses her feelings to Fafnir and they kiss under a starlit sky full of fireworks, while Beast just watches. And then he tries to get near them and fight or something, but Ruler (Avenger's dad) steps in with Garm on a chain, and tells him, "Sic' em, boy!"

And then Garm pounces on Beast, biting him in the butt, and Beast kicks Garm away. This causes Beast to stumble and fall two floors down into a dumpster, bringing about his own demise like all Disney villains.

When you realize that Ruler is a Christian dad in a family full of non-believers and there's no mom.

 

[Prince_]

Birdsie Ruler, get the spray bottle with holy water!

*Insert image of Garm doing his best puppy dog eyes*
"Please, no spray bottle!"

 

[LostHaven]

*Insert image of Garm doing his best puppy dog eyes*
"Please, no spray bottle!"

I will set Saver loose on your stupid dog. Your Ragnarok bullshittery stands no chance against the guy who was meant to literally nope it out of existence.

 

[Birdsie]

*Insert image of Garm doing his best puppy dog eyes*
"Please, no spray bottle!"

Ruler: [pets the good doggo]

Can we have a sort of Apocrypha-esque post-credits scene where it turns out Ruler's Noble Phantasm's property of "rebirth" is more literal than people think? And he actually used it on himself to reach incarnation and is now living in a sunny studio apartment in Malibu, using Revelation and Church magecraft to make an easy fortune by predicting the stocks? And Garm has transformed into a dog and is living with him?

I will set Saver loose on your stupid dog. Your Ragnarok bullshittery stands no chance against the guy who was meant to literally nope it out of existence.

I love the doggo but he's dangerous, overpowered, and will kill us all.

Big Dog vs Big Dog.

AND THE BIG DOG WINS BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!

 

[Prince_]

I will set Saver loose on your stupid dog. Your Ragnarok bullshittery stands no chance against the guy who was meant to literally nope it out of existence.

He was meant to nope it but look where that got him, accidentally murdered by the gods.

 

[Birdsie]

Ruler's Noble Phantasm's property of "rebirth" is more literal than people think

Come to think of it, this'd be such a troll moment.

What if Ruler knew in life that Heroic Spirits exist, and decided to set up events in motion that will result in him having a Noble Phantasm that lets him do this as a Heroic Spirit? Scammed all of existence, up to and including: The Throne of Heroes, Gaia, Alaya, the Counter-Force, and the Holy Grail.

 

[LostHaven]

Ruler: [pets the good doggo]

Can we have a sort of Apocrypha-esque post-credits scene where it turns out Ruler's Noble Phantasm's property of "rebirth" is more literal than people think? And he actually used it on himself to reach incarnation and is now living in a sunny studio apartment in Malibu, using Revelation and Church magecraft to make an easy fortune by predicting the stocks? And Garm has transformed into a dog and is living with him?

I love the doggo but he's dangerous, overpowered, and will kill us all.

Big Dog vs Big Dog.

AND THE BIG DOG WINS BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!

Oi, did you just call Saver a dog?! Why would he shapeshift into a dog?! A spider is so much better for peeping on hotties in the shower!

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Oi, did you just call Saver a dog?! Why would he shapeshift into a dog?! A spider is so much better for peeping on hotties in the shower!

Ryuga: Agh! Spider!! *Throws Shampoo bottle at it.*