Fandom Fate/Ultimatum OOC

[Gundam Watcher 27]

What the fuck... Why are there so many Pseudo-servants?! ARRRRUGH Birdsie Ruler, do something you useless slave of the cup!p

Berserker: Hey! Don't you dare oppose your superior! I am the God of War! I deserve to be here!
Ryuga: Did you even plan a wish out if you win?
Berserker: ......
Ryuga: Also, why do you look like my Niece?

Oh god! Ryuga's age would definitely make sense in this part!

 

[Hanarei]

So chatty in her e... keep in down I'm sleepy I wanna sleep more I had to get up early to do stuff and have been busy all day. T.T

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

So chatty in her e... keep in down I'm sleepy I wanna sleep more I had to get up early to do stuff and have been busy all day. T.T

Of course of course. *Nods to Berserker who shoots a sleep dart at Hanarei*

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Also, who is mastering over Berserker?

 

[LostHaven]

All that matters is that Beast and Avenger are vanquished as existences.

Tfw you realize I literally cucked myself with Saver who negates almost every trick Beast had on Ruler.

 

[Hanarei]

Of course of course. *Nods to Berserker who shoots a sleep dart at Hanarei*

 

[LostHaven]

Also, who is mastering over Berserker?

I'll give her an NPC and dispose said NPC first chance I get.

Maybe overseer tries to summon a servant himself lol.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

I'll give her an NPC and dispose said NPC first chance I get.

Maybe overseer tries to summon a servant himself lol.

Who is Overseer anyways?

 

[Hanarei]

I'll give her an NPC and dispose said NPC first chance I get.

Maybe overseer tries to summon a servant himself lol.

I'll take Berserker over some useless half baked trap Saber.

 

[LostHaven]

Who is Overseer anyways?

He saw something so ugly that he went bonkers.

I'll get him up when I'm at school or something.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

I'll take Berserker over some useless half baked trap Saber.

Ares: Just don't get on my bad side okay? *Pets Loli*

 

[Birdsie]

I'll take Berserker over some useless half baked trap Saber.

I'm halfway to resigning that spot just to leave you Servantless tbh.

Tfw you realize I literally cucked myself with Saver who negates almost every trick Beast had on Ruler.

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Tbh with yah, I'm mostly scared of Rider. I think he's stronger than Beast.

• General Info
• Appearance

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  True Name: Aerith/Aeris
  Class: Berserker
  Gender: Female
  Apparent Age: 17
  
  Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Blood Thirsty
  Personality: Aerith is a goddess of war, and enjoys combat, as well as massacres. She gets pissed when she is challenged to a fight, and her opponent runs away from getting their butt kicked. Whenever she is in a tight space, she gets claustrophobic and panics.
  Origin: Greek Mythology
  
  Parameters:
  Str - B
  End - B
  Agil - C
  Mana - D
  Luck - C
  NP - EX
  
  Attributes: Psuedo Servant, Divine
  
  Skills:
  Martial Arts/Wrestling
  Skilled with non magic mortal made weapons
  Knowledgeable about all kinds of weapons and war machines
  Hunting
  
  
  Class Skills:
  
  Mad Enhancement: Aeriths Madness Enhancement is not ranked. The reason is because her madness only occurs when she is involved in combat, which reveals her bloodthirsty sadistic nature. She knows which side she is on, and she keeps her sanity... Mostly.
  
  Personal Skills:
  
  Blood Frenzy EX: Dealing damage to her opponent and seeing blood spill from her enemy grants Berserker the feeling of excitement, and in doing so, she gets faster and stronger with her attacks, aiming to spill more of her opponent, not letting up on her assault. Her Strength and speed rank go up by 1 rank during this time, and drops once the fight is over.
  
  Mana Burst (Flame) B+: By infusing Mana into her weapons, Berserker can shoot energy at an opposing enemy. These energy beams are infused with Fire, able to inflict deadly burns to those it connects with. The Mana in her weapons can work like a Magical overcoat as well, enabling a non magic weapon to deal damage to a servant or spirit.
  
  Charisma A: Normally, Berserker would scare people with her sheer ugliness, but due to possessing the body of a attractive maiden, Berserker Actually has more ability to be viewed as a queen, and most people (excluding Servant and such) will bring her gifts and the like, just because of a air of royalty on her.
  
  Weapon Creation EX: Berserker can forge any Weapon in an instant, of any type but limited size, if it is not a Magical or Legendary Weapon such as Excalibur or mjolinir. A weapon can only be created by Berserker if it was a mass produced Weapon, like a Gladius, or has existed, but not not been fully expanded on, like a Halberd that is also a musket.
  
  Psuedo Servant Restrictions: While Aerith is inhabiting a mortal, she is not a deity that is unkillable. She can suffer the same ways of death as her mortal host, but she is in exchange, given her original attributes as if she never had a Host to begin with. She also can't take a spectral form.
  
  Noble Phantasms:
  
  Arena of Mars
  Reality Marble
  Rank EX
  Targets Self and opposing enemies.
  
  Behold foolish mortals!
  To make an enemy of me is to make an enemy of Olympus!
  Prepare yourself for a battle where the winner takes all!
  A battle befitting of a god of war!
  A battle which a great crowd can watch and cheer!
  The bloodiest of all arenas,
  The Arena of Mars!
  
  Transporting herself and whoever she is engaged with to a pocket dimension of her own vision, the combatants are transported to a gladitorial arena with a blood stained floor. This Arena is based on classic roman gladiator arenas, where Ares herself is in the emperor booth, watching her targets struggle to survive getting gored alive by 3 meter tall boars, which is her sacred Animal. A total of four Boars are in the arena at once, while a strange force seals the powers and abilities of the entrapped targets, rendering them to be around the same power and capability of a mortal human. If the caught targets can defeat the four Boars, then Ares herself will personally fight them 1 on 1, under the same restrictions. The marble vanishes once Ares or her opponent, has died in the arena.
  
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  Battle Form:
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  Casual Clothes:
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@HellsHaven
Nevermind what I said earlier.

This War's Servants are about to get purged. I get one Pseudo-servant. I get two, even.

Three in a single War? Bitch I will obliterate you.

What is this doing in a Holy Grail War? Why are Gods here? Gods don't even exist anymore.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

I'm halfway to resigning that spot just to leave you Servantless tbh.


Tbh with yah, I'm mostly scared of Rider. I think he's stronger than Beast.

@HellsHaven
Nevermind what I said earlier.

This War's Servants are about to get purged. I get one Pseudo-servant. I get two, even.

Three in a single War? Bitch I will obliterate you.

What is this doing in a Holy Grail War? Why are Gods here? Gods don't even exist anymore.

*Coughs*
There are ways to Summon one. Never forget that.

 

[Birdsie]

*Coughs*
There are ways to Summon one. Never forget that.

Why would a God respond to the Holy Grail War? How? This just feels wrong and random to me, like sharting in the middle of a piano concert, causing the pianist to fall off-key and getting everyone to glare at you.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Why would a God respond to the Holy Grail War? How? This just feels wrong and random to me, like sharting in the middle of a piano concert, causing the pianist to fall off-key and getting everyone to glare at you.

Well, Ares is the God of war.
Sooner or later, she was going to show up. I mean, Ares was present at litterally every war in Greek mythology (except Titans vs God's). I'm pretty sure there was a point where he was forgotten, so Ares would find a way to get into a holy Grail war. He sadly was unable to appear in the past, just because of Gatcha rolls.

 

[Birdsie]

Well, Ares is the God of war.
Sooner or later, she was going to show up. I mean, Ares was present at litterally every war in Greek mythology (except Titans vs God's). I'm pretty sure there was a point where he was forgotten, so Ares would find a way to get into a holy Grail war. He sadly was unable to appear in the past, just because of Gatcha rolls.

*Shakes head*

That's not how Divine Spirits work. Gaia's regression means they aren't active in any form or shape. At best, a magus in some obscure corner of the Clock Tower might have a vial of Divine Spirit blood that keeps regressing and getting weaker and lower in Mystery every year unless he spends half his time doing spiritual maintenance on it (or if he throws it into a Bounded Field, Reverse Side of the World, or some other bullshit). Gaia would probably not care about it or actively purge it, while Alaya would actively purge it.

The only way I can imagine Ares being in a Holy Grail War is if someone powerful, wealthy, magically talented, and with a whole lot of time went out of their way to do this for some reason. And when I say "magically talented," I am talking about a magus on the level of Lorelei.

Either that or some truly exceptional circumstances. I can accept Archer and Lancer because those have plausible and slightly plausible circumstances respectively, but this is going too far. Unless a True Magician is involved.

In the first place, if Ares was actually summoned, they'd blitz mostly everyone here in short order because once they were summoned, Gaia isn't letting them go. Ever. Alaya can put pressure all she likes but the planet won't allow a Divine Spirit to wither away again at this juncture.

What's more, somehow, Charisma made it to your Ares sheet, but Divinity EX didn't.

 

[LostHaven]

Tbh with yah, I'm mostly scared of Rider. I think he's stronger than Beast.

This War's Servants are about to get purged. I get one Pseudo-servant. I get two, even.

Three in a single War? Bitch I will obliterate you.

What is this doing in a Holy Grail War? Why are Gods here? Gods don't even exist anymore.

Wolf was adamant on buffing rider from Drifters because he's jealous of the other servants xD And yes, Rider is more of a threat than Beast. His 'modern clothes' is more horrifying than an eldritch god, and he eats clocks and watches.

And I'm tempted to say no to Berserker. I havenht given anyone the green light yet.

 

[Birdsie]

Wolf was adamant on buffing rider from Drifters because he's jealous of the other servants xD And yes, Rider is more of a threat than Beast. His 'modern clothes' is more horrifying than an eldritch god, and he eats clocks and watches.

And I'm tempted to say no to Berserker. I havenht given anyone the green light yet.

Speaking of Rider, I was going to tear into him too.

Yet another non-human Servant (is there a human Servant in this War, Saber and Ruler aside? I'm pretty sure there's more dragons, forces of nature, and divinities here than actual humans.) This time we have a dog who's doggier and more agile than Cu Chulainn plus Mana Burst to raise that further and even further beyond and Mind's Eye to make him unbeatable in straight combat.

That's not too bad, I hear you say. And I agree. But wait, there's more.

Hound of Death to give him an advantage in killing all Servants except maybe Assassin (if you didn't notice yet, Servants are literally spirits of the dead. They are undead all the way my friend, so this Skill applies to them. Well, usually. This War breaks more rules than True Magic,) and Battle Continuation that also makes him immortal and keeps him from dying via retroactive fate alteration (half-sure that not even Assassin can kill him) and a Skill that makes him mana independent so long as he's standing in front of a door.

You think that's overkill? Just wait.

A Noble Phantasm that puts him in front of a door and isolates him with a single enemy, that saps said enemy's power (at this point it doesn't matter if it's Servant or Master, they're fucked,) he gains constant free mana burst, Kratos chains for extra attack range so he can be an Archer while he's being a Rider, and he shoots omni-directional blizzards. If he kills an enemy (and if you think he can't do that at this point, you're deluded,) then he keeps all stat bonuses for three days.

Also, he can create a field that fucks up everyone's parameters, especially if they have Divinity and that can't be dispelled by anything up to and including Noble Phantasms.

You think that's overkill? You think that's funny? Bitch, please.

Here's the kicker: Rider doesn't even have anything to ride.

This is the most yorokobe Servant that I've seen so far.

11 mapo tofus out of 10.

 

[LostHaven]

Speaking of Rider, I was going to tear into him too.

Yet another non-human Servant (is there a human Servant in this War, Saber and Ruler aside? I'm pretty sure there's more dragons, forces of nature, and divinities here than actual humans.) This time we have a dog who's doggier and more agile than Cu Chulainn plus Mana Burst to raise that further and even further beyond and Mind's Eye to make him unbeatable in straight combat.

That's not too bad, I hear you say. And I agree. But wait, there's more.

Hound of Death to give him an advantage in killing all Servants except maybe Assassin (if you didn't notice yet, Servants are literally spirits of the dead. They are undead all the way my friend, so this Skill applies to them. Well, usually. This War breaks more rules than True Magic,) and Battle Continuation that also makes him immortal and keeps him from dying via retroactive fate alteration (half-sure that not even Assassin can kill him) and a Skill that makes him mana independent so long as he's standing in front of a door.

You think that's overkill? Just wait.

A Noble Phantasm that puts him in front of a door and isolates him with a single enemy, that saps said enemy's power (at this point it doesn't matter if it's Servant or Master, they're fucked,) he gains constant free mana burst, Kratos chains for extra attack range so he can be an Archer while he's being a Rider, and he shoots omni-directional blizzards. If he kills an enemy (and if you think he can't do that at this point, you're deluded,) then he keeps all stat bonuses for three days.

Also, he can create a field that fucks up everyone's parameters, especially if they have Divinity and that can't be dispelled by anything up to and including Noble Phantasms.

You think that's overkill? You think that's funny? Bitch, please.

Here's the kicker: Rider doesn't even have anything to ride.

This is the most yorokobe Servant that I've seen so far.

11 mapo tofus out of 10.

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At this point, this is more an FGO Singularity than amything else.

 

[Birdsie]

At this point, this is more an FGO Singularity than amything else.

I'm just waiting for Alaya to bust our ass with Counter Guardians for disrupting the natural order of things, more than anything.

Can that be the canon ending? It should be the canon ending. Either that, or this is a fever dream. At the end of this RP, Shirou Emiya wakes up, realizing he just had a terrible nightmare. And beside him, a woman whose lewdness is a great nightmare and whose anus is defenseless also wakes up and smiles at him.

And then he screams, wakes up again, and he's back in the Emiya residence, with his harem sleeping all around him.

 

[Thepotatogod]

I'm just waiting for Alaya to bust our ass with Counter Guardians for disrupting the natural order of things, more than anything.

Can that be the canon ending? It should be the canon ending. Either that, or this is a fever dream. At the end of this RP, Shirou Emiya wakes up, realizing he just had a terrible nightmare. And beside him, a woman whose lewdness is a great nightmare and whose anus is defenseless also wakes up and smiles at him.

And then he screams, wakes up again, and he's back in the Emiya residence, with his harem sleeping all around him.

E m i y a c e p t i o n

 

[Birdsie]

E m i y a c e p t i o n

S e i g i n o m i k a t a c e p t i o n

 

[Birdsie]

To be honest, every time someone signs up as something ridiculous and I tear it down to pieces, I feel like a cranky old man yelling at youngsters about tradition and rules, while they're just trying to have fun and enjoy their youth.

Am I like that? Should I shut the fuck up? I should probably shut the fuck up.

 

[Hanarei]

Yeah you slacker, please if you want to get a Divine Spirit into the war, be cool like me and know the right people to cheat the rules by playing the rules.

*Sunglasses*

Now... I was going to wait to summoner Saber... but I suppose I'll be nice, modify my starter to be a day before that way the whole nighttime summoning still works.

 

[Birdsie]

Yeah you slacker, please if you want to get a Divine Spirit into the war, be cool like me and know the right people to cheat the rules by playing the rules.

*Sunglasses*

Now... I was going to wait to summoner Saber... but I suppose I'll be nice, modify my starter to be a day before that way the whole nighttime summoning still works.

Noooooo.

Leave me alone.