Fandom Fate/Ultimatum OOC

[Prince_]

Oi, did you just call Saver a dog?! Why would he shapeshift into a dog?! A spider is so much better for peeping on hotties in the shower!

The shapeshifter is a perv, great. Time for Garm to correct this imbalance in the universe.

 

[LostHaven]

Ryuga: Agh! Spider!! *Throws Shampoo bottle at it.*

The bottle breaks because STR A. Spider just bites the bottle and the whole thing shatters.

 

[Prince_]

The bottle breaks because STR A. Spider just bites the bottle and the whole thing shatters.

Inb4 she calls Garm to slay the spider.

 

[Birdsie]

Oi, did you just call Saver a dog?! Why would he shapeshift into a dog?! A spider is so much better for peeping on hotties in the shower!

Your shapeshifting is sooo pedestrian!

Just use money to buy bitches/concubines, and get money by predicting stocks with Revelation. Let God be your pimp.

The shapeshifter is a perv, great. Time for Garm to correct this imbalance in the universe.

Ruler: Good boy! Eat the stupid pervert!

The bottle breaks because STR A. Spider just bites the bottle and the whole thing shatters.

Alwyn: "Well, I cast Reinforcement on the bottle to improve its concept of durability. Also I cast Alteration on it, to give it the concept of 'kills spiders easily.'"

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The bottle breaks because STR A. Spider just bites the bottle and the whole thing shatters.

Ryuga: NANI?! *Runs out of shower and bathroom, forgetting to put on a towel or clothes on.* Ruler-san, Baka-Saver is being a pervert again!

 

[LostHaven]

Inb4 she calls Garm to slay the spider.

Your shapeshifting is sooo pedestrian!

Just use money to buy bitches/concubines, and get money by predicting stocks with Revelation. Let God be your pimp.


Ruler: Good boy! Eat the stupid pervert!


Alwyn: "Well, I cast Reinforcement on the bottle to improve its concept of durability. Also I cast Alteration on it, to give it the concept of 'kills spiders easily.'"

TFW Otr is kind of but not kind of perving on his sister.

 

[Birdsie]

Ryuga: NANI?! *Runs out of shower and bathroom, forgetting to put on a towel or clothes on.* Ruler-san, Baka-Saver is being a pervert again!

Ruler: [was reading a newspaper]
Ruler: [looks up]
Ruler: [blinks]
Ruler: [blushes]
Ruler: "You forgot to put your clothes on."
Ruler: [beat of awkward silence]
Ruler: [sighs and manifests four black keys, walking in the direction of the bathroom]
Ruler: "I'll go deal with Saver. You go and, uh... get something to cover yourself."

Alternatively, Good Guy Ruler gives her panties made out of a holy shroud.

 

[Prince_]

Ruler: [was reading a newspaper]
Ruler: [looks up]
Ruler: [blinks]
Ruler: [blushes]
Ruler: You forgot to put your clothes on.
Ruler: [beat of awkward silence]
Ruler: [sighs and manifests four black keys]
Ruler: I'll go deal with Saver. You go and, uh... get a towel on.

Meanwhile Garm is crouched under the table munching on half a grandfather clock like a dog with a bone.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Meanwhile Garm is crouched under the table munching on half a grandfather clock like a dog with a bone.

Ryuga: *Swipes clock* Bad Doggie! That clock was what helped tell time!

(I just realized Ryuga would be Garm's owner while the others are just, sub owners.)

 

[Birdsie]

Meanwhile Garm is crouched under the table munching on half a grandfather clock like a dog with a bone.

Ruler just goes down to a clock store every other day, puts a bunch of clocks on a cart and pays for them. And the salesman just squints at him, but when he starts getting suspicious Ruler bribes him or hypnotizes him to buy the clocks.

Later, he cockblocks Saver by giving him a clock which results in Garm biting Saver to tiny bits. Subsequently, Ruler gets the nickname, "Clockblocker."

 

[Prince_]

Ruler just goes down to a clock store every other day, puts a bunch of clocks on a cart and pays for them. And the salesman just squints at him, but when he starts getting suspicious Ruler bribes him or hypnotizes him to buy the clocks.

Later, he cockblocks Saver by giving him a clock which results in Garm biting Saver to tiny bits. Subsequently, Ruler gets the nickname, "Clockblocker."

Please be canon

 

[Hanarei]

I really needed to bring in my Berserker to help ensure this war ends swiftly in a beast victory and humanity rightfully gets purged.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Please be canon

You mean Be AU Spin-off Parody[/]

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

I really needed to bring in my Berserker to help ensure this war ends swiftly in a beast victory and humanity rightfully gets purged.

*Smacks Hanarei*
No! Bad Loli!

 

[Hanarei]

*Smacks Hanarei*
No! Bad Loli!

 

[Birdsie]

I really needed to bring in my Berserker to help ensure this war ends swiftly in a beast victory and humanity rightfully gets purged.

Ruler: [stares at you in the most uncanny valley way possible]

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Agh! No! The tears!
*Melts away*

 

[Birdsie]

Agh! No! The tears!
*Melts away*

She is my wife. Take my word for it: she cannot be trusted. Those are crocodile tears. In reality, she is a dark monster fraught with bloodlust and killing intent. You mustn't believe her facades.

 

[Prince_]

Agh! No! The tears!
*Melts away*

Garm: "I've got better things to do then watch people cry. I need to get steal a car."

 

[Hanarei]

Ruler: [stares at you in the most uncanny valley way possible]

Humanity is unworthy and has lost their way. I will spare them from such shame through death... and allow their souls to exist within a new paradise. It is the greatest mercy I could give man at this point.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Garm: "I've got better things to do then watch people cry. I need to get steal a car."

Ryuga: Cool. Can I tag along?

 

[Prince_]

Maybe in this rp Garm will actually get to show off his riding skill.

 

[Prince_]

Ryuga: Cool. Can I tag along?

Garm: "I know a guy, with a ferrari. I do not respect this man as his goal was to counteract my purpose. Come with me if you dare"

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Maybe in this rp Garm will actually get to show off his riding skill.

Only if it's to pilot the Colossus of Caster Jaeger.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Garm: "I know a guy, with a ferrari. I do not respect this man as his goal was to counteract my purpose. Come with me if you dare"

Ryuga: Say.... That car sounds familiar..... How bout we nuke it instead?