Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Xel]

She can join Team Saburr
Also we will get her ALL THE COMBAT STOCKINGS

Team saber is probably the only team she could join, maybe team caster.

*cough highrankingclassskill cough*

High ranked independent action just delays it, doesn't prevent it. She'd still die without a master, especially if she fights.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Team Saber Recruitment Video:
Hi there I'm Jun Hyuga, Master of the Saber class Servant known as Saber
We want YOU to join us and play a vital role in our capture of the Holy Grail
YES, the Holy Grail... the wish granting apparatus made with great magic
If you join up now, you'll receive a free Saber plushie and half priced deals on all the food from the Hal's Grocer next to us
What are you waiting for, a sword to the face?
BE the sword in the face
Join Team Saber

Now for a message from our Saber
*Walks over and angles camera at Xel *

 

[QuirkyAngel]

He'll probably get with the program eventually. The plot demands it.

His stubborness is kind of endearing.

You have no idea how tempted I was to have Caster stalk Eli to the bank.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

His stubborness is kind of endearing.

You have no idea how tempted I was to have Caster stalk Eli to the bank.

Metal Gear Caster

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Metal Gear Caster

*blinks confusedly* I'm sorry?

 

[Iskandar]

When safari on your phone makes it look like quirky wrote their thesis or some shit

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*blinks confusedly* I'm sorry?

I guess Caster wouldn't need to sneaky sneak with the spirit form
*Throws smoke bombs... throws chicken nuggets instead*

 

[QuirkyAngel]

I guess Caster wouldn't need to sneaky sneak with the spirit form
*Throws smoke bombs... throws chicken nuggets instead*

Johnny will make an appearance in my next post.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Johnny will make an appearance in my next post.

Don't you mean... JOHNNY? *Female voices whisper "Johnny" as runway music starts playing*

 

[QuirkyAngel]

When safari on your phone makes it look like quirky wrote their thesis or some shit

I'm sure a thesis is supposed to be much longer u-u

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Lucem
Edited the last line of Caster's dialogue because I thought Eli actually mentioned it was his day off aloud when he hadn't. My bad. I have no intention of making Caster a mind reader.

 

[Xel]

Team Saber Recruitment Video:
Hi there I'm Jun Hyuga, Master of the Saber class Servant known as Saber
We want YOU to join us and play a vital role in our capture of the Holy Grail
YES, the Holy Grail... the wish granting apparatus made with great magic
If you join up now, you'll receive a free Saber plushie and half priced deals on all the food from the Hal's Grocer next to us
What are you waiting for, a sword to the face?
BE the sword in the face
Join Team Saber

Now for a message from our Saber
*Walks over and angles camera at Xel *

A recruitment message is kind of pointless since it's only because of Archer's independent action, and thus low mana upkeep, that'd enable Jun to double up on servants. He couldn't have anyone BUT Saber and Archer, as anyone else would cost too much mana and burn him out.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

A recruitment message is kind of pointless since it's only because of Archer's independent action, and thus low mana upkeep, that'd enable Jun to double up on servants. He couldn't have anyone BUT Saber and Archer, as anyone else would cost too much mana and burn him out.

Well theres $20 we're never gettin back

 

[Iskandar]

I'm sure a thesis is supposed to be much longer u-u

Well duh. Come on keep up Quirky

 

[Xel]

Well theres $20 we're never gettin back

And this is why you shouldn't waste our budget on poorly thought out ad campaigns.

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Well duh. Come on keep up Quirky

...*kicks dirt*

Made more edits to my post because I noticed grammar errors.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

And this is why you shouldn't waste our budget on poorly thought out ad campaigns.

It seemed alright AT THE TIME
Now... it doesn't
Lets just start the #LetsMurderMelvin

 

[Xel]

It seemed alright AT THE TIME
Now... it doesn't
Lets just start the #LetsMurderMelvin

Saber can't murder Melvin if Archer surrenders

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Saber can't murder Melvin if Archer surrenders

I expect excellent terms.

 

[QuirkyAngel]

I expect excellent terms.

Please ignore this statement as I have just read Xel's post. Saber went with standard terms.

 

[Xel]

Please ignore this statement as I have just read Xel's post. Saber went with standard terms.

Not many terms you can level when the only option is the death of the servant.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Saber can't murder Melvin if Archer surrenders

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Not many terms you can level when the only option is the death of the servant.

*imagination*

Saber: Heh. You're pretty strong for an Assassin. Join me and help me obtain the Holy Grail. I'll give you a swift death once we are the last two Servants standing.

Archer: *she'll be easy to backstab* Agreed. I surrender.

 

[Xel]

*imagination*

Saber: Heh. You're pretty strong for an Assassin. Join me and help me obtain the Holy Grail. I'll give you a swift death once we are the last two Servants standing.

Archer: *she'll be easy to backstab* Agreed. I surrender.

Pfft, like Saber needs some backstabby assassin. Master's are the ones who are all about teaming up, Saber's confident she can win this with her own strength.

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Pfft, like Saber needs some backstabby assassin. Master's are the ones who are all about teaming up, Saber's confident she can win this with her own strength.

Can't deny it would've been a hilarious way to end the fight in the catacombs^^