Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Plot twist: Saber owns Junforce.

Plot Twist: No she doesn't, its in the name...JUNpatrol

 

[Xel]

Plot Twist: No she doesn't, its in the name...JUNpatrol

>He thinks he can have something that doesn't belong to his Emperor.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

>He thinks he can have something that doesn't belong to his Emperor.

His Emperor will wear a maid uniform and call herself Dolores if he uses a Command Seal or two

 

[Xel]

His Emperor will wear a maid uniform and call herself Dolores if he uses a Command Seal or two

Question is, do you wanna waste a command seal?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Do you wanna be a kitty?

 

[Xel]

Do you wanna be a kitty?

Question still stands. Is it worth wasting a command seal?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I don't know...IS IT?

 

[Xel]

I don't know...IS IT?

Only Jun can answer that question.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SABER BALL Z
*ED Plays*

 

[Iskandar]

Even with the blessings of a God of Healing? Xel

 

[Xel]

Even with the blessings of a God of Healing? Xel

"The basic power of the sword is to cause wounds that cannot be closed, leading to an inevitable death for weaker foes who are struck by it. This effect is in practice doing “maximum damage” with each strike, which means that every blow that hits will somehow cause a major wound, which cannot heal. "

No room left for exceptions. No matter what the wounds can not be healed. It's just, against someone of Rider's caliber they'll be nothing more than annoyances and not any significant hindrances.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Uses Saber's cape as a blanket*
Saber
Can you read me the story about the bunny again?

 

[Iskandar]

Hmm.

 

[Xel]

*Uses Saber's cape as a blanket*
Saber
Can you read me the story about the bunny again?

No, bad boys who spend too much time sleeping and not enough time fighting don't get bedtime stories. Besides, you already fell asleep.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Pouts*
Well maybe if you didn't drain me like a succubus on drugs, I wouldn't be napping so much

 

[Xel]

*Pouts*
Well maybe if you didn't drain me like a succubus on drugs, I wouldn't be napping so much

Pfft, didn't even drain that much. At this rate Saber will just outright kill Jun if she goes all out. She'll have to pull from her own reserves moving forward.

 

[Iskandar]

I shall assume that Saber's weapon allows for this ability, as I cannot find an actual skill that does so. Hmm.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

KILL ALL THE MASTERS

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Then... the Clocktower

 

[Xel]

I shall assume that Saber's weapon allows for this ability, as I cannot find an actual skill that does so. Hmm.

It is indeed her sword, not a skill.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Hmmmm an army of assassins led by Jun and Saber
That sounds like a decent 24 Episode Anime

 

[Xel]

Hmmmm an army of assassins led by Jun and Saber
That sounds like a decent 24 Episode Anime

Last time there was an army of assassins in Fate they all died miserably, though.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Last time there was an army of assassins in Fate they all died miserably, though.

I didn't capitalize the first A
Those Assassins weren't up to snuff
This crew has the stuff

 

[QuirkyAngel]

"The basic power of the sword is to cause wounds that cannot be closed, leading to an inevitable death for weaker foes who are struck by it. This effect is in practice doing “maximum damage” with each strike, which means that every blow that hits will somehow cause a major wound, which cannot heal. "

No room left for exceptions. No matter what the wounds can not be healed. It's just, against someone of Rider's caliber they'll be nothing more than annoyances and not any significant hindrances.

lol, what if Berserker went and wished the wound away? Or that it never happened?^^

I shall assume that Saber's weapon allows for this ability, as I cannot find an actual skill that does so. Hmm.

All of Casters skills, except for the class skills, are pretty much made up...

Gaius Danius Griinia
Command seals are there to be wasted~

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

What would Yu Narukami do?
*Lies on her stomach*