Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Azure Sky]

The Jun-Squad will not save you in the end...

Archer: Now, now, the more, the merrier, right master?

 

[ChazGhost]

Melvin- I'd rather not have our enemies have a number advantage over us.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Sleeping on Xel 's lap as the last page is read*
Saber:.... and so the little bunny, after being lost for so long...found his way home. The end
Jun:

 

[Azure Sky]

Melvin- I'd rather not have our enemies have a number advantage over us.

That works better for Archer though.

 

[ChazGhost]

Good point, is better for archer.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Saber puts Jun to bed...before wasting more of his money*

 

[Azure Sky]

Better yet, having all of Jun's colleagues go after Dorian works as well :3

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Like a bunch of professional assassins would do that...

 

[Azure Sky]

Like a bunch of professional assassins would do that...

What, get killed needlessly? Ah you are right...

*Sad face*

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Man fuck your sad face
Imma beat you like Mr Libido beats himself!!!

 

[Azure Sky]

Man fuck your sad face
Imma beat you like Mr Libido beats himself!!!

You could have formulated that differently.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

You could have formulated that differently.

Yes
Yes I could have

 

[Azure Sky]

Good to know that you agree.

Still, don't make Jun, or any of his friends fight Dorian without Saber. Healthy advice :3

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Saber is vanguard

 

[Azure Sky]

Good. There's no guaranteed win even then.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

You don't scare me
Now Mama, Mama scares me
*Looks over her shoulder at a plush of BearBearBear *

 

[Azure Sky]

You don't scare me
Now Mama, Mama scares me
*Looks over her shoulder at a plush of BearBearBear *

That reminds me of how the Scotsman from Samurai Jack talks about his wife sometimes

You call that singing? [...]
Now my wife, she can sing...

 

[Lucem]

More than winning the war, I hope these two leave some lasting marks on each other

That has already happened. Eli's income has increased.

 

[QuirkyAngel]

That sounds...kinky.

Think what you will.

That has already happened. Eli's income has increased.

Yes, the wealth of God is on Eli's side. He'll just have to deal with Caster's nagging.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Think what you will.



Yes, the wealth of God is on Eli's side. He'll just have to deal with Caster's nagging.

Caster is a nagging housewife

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Caster is a nagging housewife

To a degree, yes. You'll see it more later.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

UBW Dub Archer Voice is best Archer Voice
You cannot get more snarky and bored

 

[Xel]

Iskandar I wasn't clear enough in my post but the cuts wont scar. They wont heal. They'll bleed for the rest of the war. Any wound inflicted can not be healed by any means. That's why Saber didn't focus on landing lethal blows, because death by a thousand cuts is a valid strategy for her.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Saber will now be a member the Junforce

 

[Xel]

Plot twist: Saber owns Junforce.