Burberry Preserves
The Last Straw
Mami stood there and stared at the girl who had just appeared out of thin air.
He was 100% sure that these people were Enlightened now. Are those blood stains? Please let them be ketchup stains. Of course they're just ketchup stains!
... Yeah, dream time over. Those are blood stains. Mami smiled and a single tear ran down his face. He was going to die, he was sure of it. The Enlightened girl was going to kill him.
Mami threw himself on the ground, and kneeled into a bow, looked up at the blood-stained girl (who was incidentally, one of the hot babe's he had been hoping to see), and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"AaaaAAAAAAH! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME, OR KILL ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE, AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
He was 100% sure that these people were Enlightened now. Are those blood stains? Please let them be ketchup stains. Of course they're just ketchup stains!
... Yeah, dream time over. Those are blood stains. Mami smiled and a single tear ran down his face. He was going to die, he was sure of it. The Enlightened girl was going to kill him.
Mami threw himself on the ground, and kneeled into a bow, looked up at the blood-stained girl (who was incidentally, one of the hot babe's he had been hoping to see), and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"AaaaAAAAAAH! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME, OR KILL ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE, AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"