Fantasy Excelius: Academy of the Arcane Arts

[CoreyXIX]

No, grandpa, it's only 10 in the morning! You need to start eating healthier! No more bacon in the mornings. DID YOU HEAR THAT? YOU'RE GONNA START EATING FRUITS FOR BREAKFAST

I didn't fight in the Revolutionary War for you to backtalk me! If we didn't kick The Crown's ass you'd be speaking British English right now!
[QUOTE="Veyd Sahvoz]*Grim Reaper walks in* Hey, mind if I have one of those?

[/QUOTE]
Only if you take the brat when you leave.

 

[Drakerus]

Oh. I see you guys have been busy.


That Oedipus paper was like reading shmoop. Except much much worse.

 

[Veyd Sahvoz]

Sure. You can have one whiskey. Just one though.

I didn't fight in the Revolutionary War for you to backtalk me! If we didn't kick The Crown's ass you'd be speaking British English right now!
Only if you take the brat when you leave.

*breaks bottle with skeletal hand* Ya'll going to 5th level of the 9 hells!! Shit just got real!

 

[Kazehana]

I didn't fight in the Revolutionary War for you to backtalk me! If we didn't kick The Crown's ass you'd be speaking British English right now!
Only if you take the brat when you leave.

Grandpa, you weren't alive during the Revolutionary War. That was the Vietnam War. And you were drafted, remember? WHAT FRUIT WOULD YOU LIKE, GRANDPA?

 

[CoreyXIX]

[QUOTE="Veyd Sahvoz]*breaks bottle with skeletal hand* Ya'll going to 5th level of the 9 hells!! Shit just got real!

[/QUOTE]
Least it ain't the first. Heat rises and all that.

 

[Kazehana]

[QUOTE="Veyd Sahvoz]*breaks bottle with skeletal hand* Ya'll going to 5th level of the 9 hells!! Shit just got real!

[/QUOTE]
Are you aware that you way 'the 9 hells' more than literally anything else? xD

 

[CoreyXIX]

Grandpa, you weren't alive during the Revolutionary War. That was the Vietnam War. And you were drafted, remember? WHAT FRUIT WOULD YOU LIKE, GRANDPA?

The kind of fruit that makes the Grim Reaper take you with it! And I wasn't drafted! I volunteered like a real man!

 

[The Chronicler Croi]

Pfffft don't scare me I have a 7 yr old drama queen

 

[Kazehana]

The kind of fruit that makes the Grim Reaper take you with it! And I wasn't drafted! I volunteered like a real man!

*Sigh* Grandpa, you can't give away your grandchildren. I'm here for the summer, remember? I'll get you some blueberries. Maybe I'll mix them in with yogurt. DO YOU LIKE YOGURT, GRANDPA?

 

[CoreyXIX]

[QUOTE="The Chronicler Croi]Pfffft don't scare me I have a 7 yr old drama queen

[/QUOTE]
Forget these kids, they know nothin'! Back in my day Facebook was hitting someone in the face with a book (preferably the nearest dictionary)!

 

[Veyd Sahvoz]

Are you aware that you way 'the 9 hells' more than literally anything else? xD

And? I don't believe there to be one hell, no. I'ma follow the japanese beliefs of the 9 hells


And I like deathbell

 

[CoreyXIX]

*Sigh* Grandpa, you can't give away your grandchildren. I'm here for the summer, remember? I'll get you some blueberries. Maybe I'll mix them in with yogurt. DO YOU LIKE YOGURT, GRANDPA?

You ain't my grandkid you lil' hellspawn!I ain't even married! Who the hell are you?

 

[Kazehana]

You ain't my grandkid you lil' hellspawn!I ain't even married! Who the hell are you?

Grandpa, you're losing it again. Grandma will be back from the market soon. Then we can get this straightened out. In the meantime, I'll go make you that yogurt.

 

[CoreyXIX]

Grandpa, you're losing it again. Grandma will be back from the market soon. Then we can get this straightened out. In the meantime, I'll go make you that yogurt.

Only thing crooked will be your neck if you don't get out of my house!

 

[Kazehana]

Only thing crooked will be your neck if you don't get out of my house!

Don't make threats again, grandpa. You know you're just cranky because you're hungry. Have some yogurt. It's good. I have to dust now.

 

[CoreyXIX]

Don't make threats again, grandpa. You know you're just cranky because you're hungry. Have some yogurt. It's good. I have to dust now.

Back in my day we used dairy products to trick the Germans into eating them and catching dysentery! Easiest victory for the Allies ever!

 

[Drakerus]

This is me watching you two.

 

[Kazehana]

Back in my day we used dairy products to trick the Germans into eating them and catching dysentery! Easiest victory for the Allies ever!

That's nice grandpa. Just eat your food. I don't have time to make you do it; grandma will be upset if I don't get this done.

 

[Veyd Sahvoz]

Don't make threats again, grandpa. You know you're just cranky because you're hungry. Have some yogurt. It's good. I have to dust now.

No you ain't shit just got real and I'ma take you to hell with meh!! Same with you old man!


@Drakerus I see you have no puns today xD

 

[Kazehana]

This is me watching you two.

This is how much I care

 

[CoreyXIX]

@Drakerus[/URL] I see you have no puns today xD

You can't take me to hell, I'm already in it!

 

[Drakerus]

This is how much I care

 

[CoreyXIX]

That's nice grandpa. Just eat your food. I don't have time to make you do it; grandma will be upset if I don't get this done.

Good. Death can take her with us to Heaven!

 

[Kazehana]

NO.

 

[Kazehana]

Good. Death can take her with us to Heaven!

Grandpa, just stop. Watch your military documentaries.