Dude, Where's the Bus? [ooc]

[TheDaftStudent]

...I'm sorry.


Yes, I'd like to be rehabilitated.


Thank you for the discount.


-cries into a pillow-


[dice]3845[/dice]

 

[Girouette]

It's okay, rehabiliation is only 9.99 by mail order, and it comes with a free hugging pillow and a nightlight!

 

[welian]

What on Earth have I returned to?


Oh, fun fact. I'm spending my birthday sitting in a class I'm not technically enrolled in, in hopes the professor takes pity on me and lets me in.

 

[Girouette]

It's your birthday?


Happy birthday! Good luck with that pity class!

 

[TheDaftStudent]

Hi, Welian.


Happy Birthday, gurl!


I wanted to tell you last night, buuuuut I got distracted.


That really sucks, but could it have been any other way?


Girouette is evil.


But gives pillows and nightlights.


So he's okay.


I guess.

 

[Girouette]

Why does everyone call me evil? I'm not evil! I'm a good evil overlord!


I'll discount it down to 4.99, and you don't even need to mail order it, I'll throw in a custom design on the hugging pillow! And a deluxe night light!

 

[welian]

Girouette might be the next addition to my collection of children, if he remains in my good graces

 

[TheDaftStudent]

Pffft. "Good evil overlord"


Is that a thing? xD

 

[Girouette]

What? I don't want to be in a collection! You can't just do that!


Yeah, the evil part is just a title, not a modifier, so the title is evil overlord, but good is a modifier.

 

[welian]

Patrician Vetinari would like to see you in his office. At your convenience, of course.

 

[TheDaftStudent]

Patrician Vetinari

I want his wall clock.

 

[Girouette]

...


I kind of get that but I also don't... It rings a bell...But.

 

[TheDaftStudent]

It's a Discworld reference. xD


He's the guy that runs Ankh-Morpork if I remember correctly.


Also, Ankh-Morpork is in my Firefox spellcheck.

 

[Girouette]

Oooooh.


Yeah. I've only read a few books in that series... So, anyway.

 

[joeymicl]

HAPPY BIRFDAY @welian !!!!!!!!!

 

[welian]

Thank you!


Giro, do you read for funsies? I used to, I stopped after I started college and I'm trying to make more time for reading on my own.

 

[Girouette]

I'll give you a cake!


for 19.99 Mail order





Yeah, I read all the time! I have like 6 or so books checked out from the library right now.

 

[joeymicl]

You're welcome!

 

[TheDaftStudent]

Sup with you and mail order?


I feel like this is some mail order scam.


Like, we keep payin' but seein' no return.


I forgot libraries existed.


Because I buy my books.


KINDLE FTW.

 

[Girouette]

Eh? No No No. I assure you the mail order is just a way to...Er....Legal...I...Uh...


2.99 mail order for an answer!


Libraries ftw.

 

[Giyari]

I should read more. I used to read quite a bit, the most I read now though is comics... Not that they're bad, comics can have good writing in them.

 

[TheDaftStudent]

I recently finished reading the entire A Song of Ice and Fire series.


Took a while.

 

[welian]

I just read Reaper Man last weekend, I have Raising Steam and Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff on my nightstand.


I like my humor.

 

[Giyari]

I've got The Runaways, complete collection: Vol.2, Drifters: Vol.3, Elephantmen: Vol.1, and a stack of miscellaneous independent graphic novels.


They're gonna be my reading at night after exams are done

 

[TheDaftStudent]

I've got... every comic I won. Vol. 1 of the Hellblazer collection... everything Jhonen Vasquez has ever created... all of the Coheed and Cambria comics... Hellboy Library Edition collection 1. And much more.