explosiveKitten
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Helena
Helena really didn't want to think about giant cannibals in cheerleader outfits.
Yet here she was, standing halfway up Half-Blood hill with a terrified son of unidentified god/goddess and two massive Laestyrgonians staring at them from the bottom of the hill, looking at the pair like wolves staring down sheep. They looked hungry for that demigod flesh.
"Meat! Come back meat! We hunger for flesh!" They shouted, bashing the ground with giant pom poms made of rusty scrap metal. Those skirts they had on barely covered what needed to be covered in gaudy gold and blue fabric. The shirts, forget the shirts those had been discarded a while ago. Ugh.
"You're not allowed to have this flesh! I-I'm really stringy and I taste horrible!" Jamie shouted, hiding behind the daughter of Hades and gripping the bow in hand so hard she thought he was about snap it in half. "Dude, calm down, just get to the top of the hill!"
"How am I gonna be calm! They wanna eat my sexy southern flesh!" He shouted, his lip twitching.
"Sexy- ARE YOU KIDDING ME- UGH! You'll be safe once you get to the top, the camp has like a magic f***ing forcefield, just get past the pine tree!" She shouted angrily, looking back at him.
That was a mistake.
It was then that they threw their pom poms.