Calvin Klein and Cigarettes

Oh god, Keegan going after him. Not unless Oscar has a make over. Maybe Craig convinces him to do a little modeling. I'm sure the stylists would love a challenge. I'm laughing at my own cruel words. God. Help me.


Ooooooh maybe things turn south with the bae because he works for a brand name company. Since Craig does enjoy modeling he doesn't want to quit but bae doesn't want him to work for a big nasty mainstream brand.


"Haha hey Craig there are so many guys here. Sausage fest am I right?"


Ooh what if he gains a stalker at the gaaay bar, gay bar gay bar WOOO. Literally that's all I can sing now.
 
It's so very stuck in my head too xD


Sick burns for poor old Oscar, although I think he probably agrees with them xD maybe they can do a 'not what to look like' line, and he can make dem monies doing that -w-


The dangers of dating a hipster. I cannot wait for Oscar-taking-the-piss time. =w=


The moment when the penny drops is going to be golden. 'Craig dude, two guys are making out over there! Oh, and over there! Oh it's okay, there's some women too. Who are making out with each other... wait a-"


Thanks for the heads up Craig - not xD
 
What does 'Taking the piss' mean? xD


Poor Oscar omg the poor baby. They put Craig in edgy clothes to show how it is supposed to look. The swan and the pigeon. (It's like 3am and I just spat my drink and snorted and I think I woke my roommate.)


Oh god, Craig is going to break the news by singing that song under his breath. "Craig. Where. Why. Is this a..." Craig: "At the gaaay bar, gay bar, gay bar woo~"
 
It's like taking the Mickey, or mocking/making fun of something. So if Oscar took the piss out of waiter-boy for being a hipster, he'd be making fun of him for it :P


The swan and the pigeon. It sounds like the best B-movie ever.


Albeit now I'm imagining Craig dressed up with a 'swan' theme, and Oscar wearing a pigeon costume.


Sexy and he knows it.


Oscar just stands still in shocked silence as Craig keeps creepily singing Gay Bar too him. His date is going to be so perturbed by these two losers xD
 
Ooooh. I've never heard it before!


I'm dying. Craig would just continue to walk with Oscar, ignoring his pigeonness because he is a lovely oblivious, nonjudgemental friend yo. Oh god Craig is like a mom who thinks their child is beautiful no matter what.


Bae is just confused by Craig got booty so it's A okay. Poor Oscar. Time to write Oscar getting hit on.
 
xD I'm pretty sure it's a real thing. Then again, I could be going mad :P


Oscar is literally in a freaking pigeon suit xD Ah Craig, it's a good thing you're blind when it comes down to him or you two would never have a hope in hell :P


The booty will make an excellent distraction from their insanity xD And oh lordy, this'll be fun. Alcohol may be required :P
 
Just like beach butt is a thing. Or ocean butt. Whatever I called it. Beach butt sounds totally better than Ocean butt.


Craig would just fucking coo at him I s2g.


Oh dear god I think I am throwing up gay for this post.
 
The magic of alliteration >w< And yes, if you get ocean/beach butt, I get taking the piss :P All real things.


Pretty sure Oscar would coo back, but in a lame impersonating-a-pigeon way rather than Craig-u-adorable way, accompanied with a "how the hell did I let you talk me into this?"


I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while xD Just imaging how confused Oscar is right now >w< And jealous Craig is waaaay too adorable. I feel like I need to apologise to him for letting Oscar go on magical gay adventures :P
 
I'll make it catch on here. People from my city typically say: "Wicked Pissa" so I'm sure it will catch on pretty quick.


I don't know if you watched Ed Edd and Eddy ever, but in one episode they made a city out of boxes and Eddy dropped yogurt on people while cooing like a pigeon and I swear to god Craig and Oscar have to do that.


Craig is going to pray that Oscar won't remember jack shit then come tomorrow he will make happy bacon like usual and go to work without any awkward gay moments. With Oscar anyways.
 
Wicked Pissa? What the flippdy flip is that? It sounds awesome xD


YES. Yes and more yes. I swear their lives are just a series of shitty tv references, gay panics, and junk food. I'm incredibly jealous, on a side note.


This awkward sad and hilarious gya breakdown between these two is going to get me expelled since I'm just sat in the middle of my art lesson crying into the keyboard. Oh Craig, you precious bae you. To his credit, oscar is pretty wasted, so there's a decent chance of that :P
 
"Wicked" means very. Like, "Craig is wicked gay" Very, or really gay.


"Craig being gay is wicked pissa." means it's really awesome or really cool that Craig is gay.


Aside from the gay panics, my life is exactly like Oscars! xD I guess I get gay anxiety FROM THESE TWO.


Oh god I'm dying. You know how 'bae' is sort of a new term? I just imagine a high Craig touching Oscar's face going: "Bae. Bae bae. Hey bae bae. Bae. Baeeeeee. Eyy you my baeee." Then out in public, he just pokes him. "Bae." On the train, poke, "Bae." Out at a restaurant, poke, "Bae."
 
Wow, that is a weird but cool saying *casually steals it* =w=


Heh, I'm not cool enough to live up to his frequency of drinking, but aside from that same :P And god, so much angst >w< Remember the early days, where they just watched crap and got stoned? Now everything's so dramatic xD Not that I'm complaining in the slightest :3


Oscar is never going to be able to pretend he's a hardcore punk rocker again, is he? He'll get his epic revenge in some kind of glorious tickle fight or slinging Craig over his shoulder again he-man style ;P
 
I'm teaching all the japanese students here to say it. xD Ehehehe.


I don't drink nearly as cool sounding drinks. xD Oh god, don't worry, those will come back for a little while. I think I might have Craig hold back the 'gay' for a little while, to see if they can go back to friends while he sort of dates hipster lad over here, but it doesn't last long.


Every time Oscar tries to be hardcore, Craig will just be like: "Yeess you are! Who's my little hardcore punk rocker~? You are! You are!!" Like with a puppy. xD Oscar is totally he-man anyways. The manliest of men.
 
>W< I can imagine it with a japanese accent, and it somehow got better :P Where are you from originally, if you don't mind me asking?


I guess Oscar will have to forget/pretend to forget what happened to delay the whole facing the homo urges thing xD Ah man, Craig's hipster dating is going to ruin him :P Poor Danny, getting left at the bar for drunk shouting matches and making out =w=


Being unable to cook is manly, right? Not just plain incompetent :P And god, Oscar's never going to be able to take him anywhere public, particularly not around Beth or anyone like that xD
 
I'm from Boston, America! Studying abroad right now in Japan. I love teaching them swear words. I literally taught my friend today that it is totally okay to say fuck in every sentence. I read through her English sentence book which just has a bunch of sentences and the 'practice' we did was: "Put the word Fuck somewhere in this sentence to make it still sound correct."


Some of her answers:


I'm so lonely. "I'm so fucking lonely."


I hate school. "I fucking hate school."


My favorite: This grape juice tastes delicious. "This fucking grape juice tastes wicked pissa."


I'm so proud of my students. <3


Them homo urges. I just imagine like, Oscar and Craig are talking and out of nowhere Oscar starts hearing someone whisper homo in his head.


Danny was supposed to be the butt head but here Craig is playing with the D (D FOR DANNY LOL), stringing the D along.


Oh god. They all go drinking and Craig just keeps nudging Oscar. "So. did. You. Tell her about..." Then he makes a ridiculous amount of inappropriate gestures.
 
That is the most street way I've ever hear someone talk about grape juice >w< Why were my language lessons not like this? I might actually have paid attention in that scenario xD and wow, that's quite a distance to travel for study; how come you chose to study in Japan? Also, incredibly jealous, both of where you come from originally and because you get to study in Japan :P


The homo force is calling to him... and heh, poor D, it just wants to be loved and avoid the mainstream. Someone is going to have to give him the nickname 'The D' now, sorry Danny xD


To which Oscar will reply in deadpan, 'No, you're clearly such a fantastic communicator, why don't you tell her?' And just watch on in amusement as Beth tries to work out what the hell Craig means. Her face when the penny drops would be worth it :P
 
I am such a great english teacher. I should totally get paid for my patronage. I got me some street cred.


I took Japanese in college and liked the language and culture and I knew I wanted to study abroad. So, I figured Japanland! :D


Where are you from?


Idk, the D is totally a better nickname than what Craig will constantly call him. Oscar Myer Weiner. (Though I guess, if you are not from US you might not know that reference?)


Craig just makes a circle with his forefinger and thumb and tries to put his whole other hand in there. "Lol no jk it's actually." Repeats with pinky finger.
 
Heh. I tried to learn Japanese. Crashed and burned so bad xD What choo study over der in Japanland? And I'm from England, hence the reason Oscar has accidentally taken up the habit of completely overusing and abusing the world 'bloody' xD Sorry about that btw >w<


I am not from the US, but the power of google and youtube allowed me to educate myself. I'm slightly dazed and confused by my findings, but now get the reference xD Also... that song is far too catchy :P


Oscar thus proceeds to just rugby tackle him and avoid Beth for the rest of the week out of embarrassment, all whilst hissing 'It is at least deserving of your bloody forefinger!' From that point on Beth would accept Craig as a mastermind genius though =w=
 
It's so difficult. DX It's just so different compared to any western language. Hahaha, that's fine! I don't mind him saying bloody.


I think every american knows the oscar myer wiener song and it's wonderful. We all know how to spell bologna because of that company. America is a bunch of fucking wieners (same with our role play please don't ban us)


Ehehe even tackled, Craig will be satisfied with himself for that one. "How about this finger?" Flips him off.
 
I learned the alphabets and then gve up :P it's fine, anime has subtitles -w-


Heh, hopefully we won't get a telling of again. I think wve been very well behaved, thank you very much :P and dammit, if I sing it under my breath creepily here people will just think I'm mad -w-


I'd say he'd bite his finger as revenge but that might sound a bit racy :P


Will reply ASAP, currenty kidnapped by family and on phone in here :P
 
Subtitles are my friend, in anything. I don't watch too much anime.


Well at least you now know how to spell bologna. Thanks to Oscar.


Oh. Well. Oscar. "You bite my finger. I bite you were it matters." Z snap.


That's okay! I'm gunna head to sleep. Then probably get a post out early in the morning, which is in like three hours, then I will be gone for the day ahaha.
 
I used to be a tragic weeaboo and couldn't stop watching it, but haven't watched any in yeeeaaarrsss now :P Still love the art style though.


It is an essential skill to have in life :P


Oscar genuinely fears for his manhood here. Craig's already demonstrated he has a knack for hurting Oscar's soft spot and potentially leaving him incapable of having children. Poor guy xD Craig, I don't think these threats are great tactics for encouraging Oscar to let you in his pants :P


Gah, sorry for not replying sooner btw, I fell asleep when I got home so it proved difficult to sleep-write :S
 
I do too~ I love pairings, like JeanMarco, never seen that naked giants show. I debated giving Craig freckles but it's too late. xD


I'll base Craig off of me a little bit. I had a knack for hitting guys in their knick nacks. Extending umbrella? Right in the nards. Just... so many times.


That's okeee~ I was gone pretty much all day and am now pooped. But will probs finish up the post soon. xD
 
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