Calvin Klein and Cigarettes

It's so funny you picked sharknado, by the way. I was thinking about the Japanese equivilent during the last typhoon and something about sharkphoon is so funny to me.


Omg tickling while thinking about fancy pants. Oscar. You are a naughty straight boy. I guess Craig and repent for his sins for now.


I'm going to make him a drunk only Oscar can love.
 
There's a Sharkphoon too? Guess I know what I'm watching tonight xD And I'm sorry, I have never really watched a proper horror film, so I didn't know what to pick >w<


Oscar is so very, very straight. Providing he doesn't get a boner whilst pinning Craig, he can probably continue to believe that for a while :P And oh god. Drunk Craig.


I cannot wait to see this xD
 
No no there isn't. Yet. Soon there will be I bet.


Uhg wow I am making Craig the most annoying person ever. Doesn't matter how sexy that bastard is, he is too annoying for a normal relationship.


He will get very personal I think. "Whenever I got into the changing areas at work half of the guys stand in front of the mirrors admiring their ding dongs and you know what? That's okay. Let me tell you exactly why it's okay!"
 
I need more shark-related natural disaster films. Have you heard of Birdemic: Shock and Terror? Because Bird-disasters are great too :P


And Craig's casual annoyances are probably going to be the only thing that drags Oscar reluctantly out of the closet. And pfft. Normal relationships. Tickle fights and nerf wars sound much better to me -w-


... Poor Oscar. Poor poor Oscar. Also wow, can I sign up to work where Craig works?


You okay with me letting Oscar smoke weed btw, as a drunk movie-night thing?
 
Oh god yes I've heard that!! xD Have you heard of "Black Sheep" and "Rubber"? If not I feel like Oscar would own those and/or want them for his birthday.


Oscar will see why Craig can't find a normal relationship. Ehehehe.


Literally best place to work at. Go into work, give your dick a pep talk and model like a god.


Yes! Actually I was going to suggest that. xD Since this is totally a kind of night for it. It's funny because so far Oscar is like a man version of me. Aside from the last thing I made Craig say. That was actually one of my date ideas with my current boyfriend.
 
I have not; I shall have to add them to the to-watch list, for Oscar-research purposes of course *nods wisely*


o____o dear lord, I'm almost afraid to start the drinking now xD and now all I can picture is Craig giving his dick a pep talk. I can't work out if this is disturbing or not >w<


I feel like bad movies were made for getting stoned to :P and I s2g, Craig is a freaking genius for that idea. Did you try it with ur boyfriend, and if so: did it work?


Asking life's big questions here xD
 
Literally they are the best movies ever.


Just half way through the movie Oscar hears Craig mumbling while looking down.


Not yet! But when I go home we will try. I can't waaaaiiittttt. I've lost weight this year which is great but as soon as I get home I will gain it all back. Within a week probably. And we'll probably be stoned for that too.


Craig is a philosophical man.
 
Just know that Craig drunk pep-talking his dick is going to kill the both of us. Me from laughter, Oscar because he'll realise his best friend gives his dick fucking pep talks.


I pretty much hold Oscar's attitude of meh, weight is weight, all shapes and sizes are good. And dammit, I need someone I can make pizza-chinese-food combos with. I'm just imagining this happening in some sick parody of Frankenstein xD


That... that is one way of putting it. As he sings about getting smashed and relates orgasms to consuming pizza (which, to be honest, is probably true xD )
 
I made him drunk pep talk Oscar's peenie instead! xD


Have you heard of pizza cones? If not, look them up on amazon.com. Those. Those are the future of Craig and Oscar.


Only when drunk though. Every other time? Blonde derp-a-lerp.
 
That was both the most disturbing and hilarious pep talk I have ever heard xD totally hollywood film worthy :P


o_____o


THESE HAVE TO BE IN THE RP SOMETIME. PERFECTION.


xD Heh. And I'm sorry Oscar turned into such a nostalgic stoner, I didn't know he was like that. I blame Craig crushing his organs -w-
 
Idky I used dick sock but hey. They. Exist I bet.


AREN'T THEY SO WONDERFUL. UHG.


Omg he is so cute. I don't know if Craig should tease him about being a softy or go along with it and be just as nostalgic~
 
[QUOTE="Pretty Peach]Idky I used dick sock but hey. They. Exist I bet.
AREN'T THEY SO WONDERFUL. UHG.


Omg he is so cute. I don't know if Craig should tease him about being a softy or go along with it and be just as nostalgic~

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Like... would they be for warmth, or for pleasure? These are the questions that keep me up at night xD


I need them irl too now.


Craig is the ultimate tease-troll. And ah man, I don't know who's going to find a) the dick pic and b) the kiss pic, but I am so looking forward to the moment when someone does xD


I am so sorry for my most recent post too btw, it was constructed in pretty much the same environment as Craig and Oscar are currently in, so that is why it was so littered with adverbs and 'kind of's :P It shall not happen again, this I swear =w=
 
Idk. Depends. Like a sweater. They are for... pleasure? Idk. I love wearing sweaters cause they are so soft. I get that cuddly warmth pleasure. But for warmth... Oh god idek. Like a fuzzy condom. Dear god I should stop.


Maybe Oscar goes through his phone while Craig is peeking over his shoulder and he flips to the kiss one (but looks away at that moment so Craig sees it first) and Craig just takes his phone and throws it out their window (idk like 6 stories? Idek). "My hand slipped. Sorry. Let's order chinese and play dino crisis"


That's okay. xD I picture Oscar saying a lot of kind ofs and stuff so it's totally okay. I say idek and idk at lot. Looking around my room, I am an Oscar, not a Craig. xD
 
Fuzzy condom. I'm just imagining the horrifying intercourse that would happen with this. Oh god. Make it stop. Help. I hold Craig responsible for this shit with his trash talk pep talks xD


At which point Oscar will just think maybe Craig has finally snapped and gone batshit crazy, whilst crying over the broken remains of his phone. How's he supposed to find out the homework for the classes he never attends now, huh? Pretty sure ordering Chinese would mend his broken heart though, if not his phone. He could try fix it with Chinese, but I fear even amazing takeout has its limits.


I don't have swanky enough underwear or enough epic troll-teasing powers to pull of being a Craig :P And it's okay, I understand the Oscar room xD


Oh, also, serious RP question here (shocking, I know), Craig and his fancy gymness; is that a morning gig or something he intends to do later in the day?
 
It will probably happen again. Craig the dick trainer. I mean... gym trainer. ;;>> Just screaming at his dick. "COME ON YOU BABY. LIFT AND LIFT AND LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT. IMPRESS THOSE LADIES."


Craig will just buy him a new iphone, full of dick pics probably though. Well chinese and pizza then. Maybe he will cook for him.


Uhg, Craig tries to be sexy and cook bacon with only his undies on and burns his chest, that's all I can think of right now.


I can't afford swanky undies. Literally i had no idea how much calvin kleins were until I looked them up and I choked on my store brand ramen.


Mm... maybe afternoon this time. xD Since even he has his limits and that hangover is killing him.


 
Though typically he is a peppy morning type~
 
Craig's control over his dick is almost impressive. Like I don't know much about them but I'm still pretty sure being able to instruct its direction of movement is a great achievement. I'm not sure how Oscar would cope with finding out that he was a dick trainer though. I mean, if he had trouble with just the fancy underwear... :P


Craig is too adorable and perfect for me to handle. And I feel literally just him cooking would be sexy enough for Oscar, though sexiness might be a lil' distracted from by the fact of freaking bacon. Dammit I'm really hungry now xD


I just though they cost the usual amount of underwear until this roleplay :P see, educational purposes. I also didn't know they could magically-transform a good ass into the god of all asses.


Gym with a hangover would be pretty hardcore xD And danke for question answer.


I think it's safe to say Oscar is not a preppy morning person. He is not any kind of morning person. He avoids the things habitually, vile as they are.
 
I think it's a trait. Some people can wiggle their ears, others can train their dick. Dear god Craig needs a better hobby. He will never help Oscar get the ladies now.


"Bby u want bac--- fuck my nipple!"And Oscar just goes to make sure the bacon is okay. Idk I probably would too. I love bacon. Haven't had it in nearly a year. I need it.


No problem yo~~


Oscar will hate sheets day. Craig just goes into his room super early and starts pulling off the sheets. "Come on time for laaaundry." Then just drags (or tries to drag) poor Oscar on the floor by his sheets.
 
I dunno, he could be his dick trainer. Albeit I feel like telling 'da ladies' that you've been training your dick is more likely to earn you a drink to the face than a lay. Sorry Oscar.


I think you've understood Oscar and his entirely sensible priorities completely :P And bacon is the perfect hangover food, so basically Craig is an angel of the lord xD


I'm sensing that sheets day is the day their friendship is truly put into jeopardy. If they can survive sheets day and remain friends, they can brave anything. I can imagine Craig secretly loving ruining Oscar's life as well and gloating as he insists that the sheets have to be done xD Oscar may contemplate murder. People will just think the screams are Craig singing -w-
 
Oh dear god, Craig is the one falling in love. I didn't plan this. Oh dear god, Craig gives Oscar dating advice and it's all awful. "Idk why it's not working! I always bring home the guys that I use those lines one!" They aren't even listening to him and just staring at his great body, that's why.


I love being hungover and waking up to bacon. That's literally the best morning ever. Then being able to crawl back into bed.


Oh dear god. I just picture like, Craig sucks at laundry, puts a bunch of Oscar's whites in with his red clothes and bam, pink. All his sheets become pink, his white undies, all pink. Oscar will have to get a lock for his room. Craig would just pick the lock though probs.
 
I fear Oscar doesn't have the 'mainstream' popular body to pull that off quite the same way Craig does :P He really is doomed on the lady front -w-


On the note of that, apologies for vanishing; I fell asleep xD


Watching Oscar trying to pull off baby pink clothes as punk is something I would die to see. Still, I reckon he'd be proud that he could do at least one thing better than Craig :P
 
Oscar is totes not mainstream.


That's fine ahaha.


He can do laundry better than Craig! I'll give Craig more flaws in comparison ahaha. Not sure what yet though.


I am debating putting Craig in a 'nicer' magazine, just to keep within rules and such. What are your thoughts?
 
Did we just convert Oscar to hipster-ism?


Heh, I'm proud of Oscar and his advanced life skills >w<


And as for the magazine, I think it's okay for him to stay where he is providing neither of us go into too much detail about what he's doing for shoots and stuff, or to mention people's manly bits, but if you want to change it anyway that's fine too :)
 
Well he wrote a poetry essay right?


Okee. I'll change it eventually when he gets a promotion but I will keep it the same for now. n.n Sorry, I was waiting for your input before I posted.


 
Sorry for the 'dark' post. I figured it could be a push towards a nicer career.


Also, I didn't want to assume Oscar would come home and play hero. But if you want him to, ignore under the ----------- but if not, then that's why I put the last paragraph~
 
True. He is clearly hipster trash :P


It's okay, I understand after we got in trouble xD


Omg Craig baby Oscar is so going to falcon-punch the crap out of that rapist piece of crap. It's okay, we can keep it, and have sad times and later serious I will kill you revenge times.
 
Uhg. I just picture him in Starbucks with thick rimmed glasses, calling up Craig. "Yeah about that Chinese-pizza. Is it vegan?"


Whenever you say falcon punch I just imagine Oscar whispering that while he punches Keegan.
 
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