Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
(Such a good book, right? Too bad idiots had to ruin it with zombies.)Xan said:(I ACTUALLY KNEW THIS QUOTE)
Soren smacked Crowley on the elbow. "Don't put words in my mouth!" He said, coloring slightly high on his cheeks and tries to pick a noodle out of the strainer, hissing when they were still hot enough to burn him, but shoved it in his mouth anyways.
"Ugh," he said, swallowing. "Pride and Prejudice. Unfortunately, in the next part she rejects him." The vampire said, flapping his fingers in the air to ease the pain and standing on his tiptoes. "Kiss."
Crowley, being a man to his word, lifted the vampire off of his feet and into his arms before giving him a long kiss. "Do you need some ice for your fingers?" The demon said.