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That's why I said these characters have 4 vests of plot armor on them.
Yeah, that's also pretty dumb. Why do charm spells come in the form of a kiss? You'd think the Demigoddess of Love can do that with a lustful look, or just showing them two, large, juicy, beautiful...Or like, Y'know. Stand about...ten feet away at all times.
You have a friend-crush?
Homo?"God, this person is my BFF"
Yeah, that's also pretty dumb. Why do charm spells come in the form of a kiss? You'd think the Demigoddess of Love can do that with a lustful look, or just showing them two, large, juicy, beautiful...
....
EYES! I SWEAR I MEANT EYES! JUST WINK AT THEM AND THE EYELASHES WILL DO THE REST!!!
Either way, I'm cooking up a really cool and complicated Villain Simulator Quest. I'm fleshing out every little detail of it to make sure it works wellMaybe it's just more powerful if it's a kiss? Either way my guy has like a gigantic amount of Will.
Maybe it's just more powerful if it's a kiss? Either way my guy has like a gigantic amount of Will.
Either way, I'm cooking up a really cool and complicated Villain Simulator Quest. I'm fleshing out every little detail of it to make sure it works well
Villain Simulator is the odd part.Excuse the stupidity, what's a Villain simulator quest?
Well, Saverous has to tell them of how a large number of sorcerers attacked his village, killed many, and took any child they could. I mean, they'd have no reason to doubt his story... besides his rather well known ties to Seth.Lucrezia wanted to put up a "no plot armor past this point" sign on the front door but they didn't have the budget for it.
Supervillian like the Joker, or main antagonist villain like Sauron?Villain Simulator is the odd part.
Quest is a type of roleplay where the GM posts an update every few hours/days/weeks and posts options for the players. The players then vote on the fate of the Quest's main character and depending on the outcome of the vote, the GM posts what the character does in the next update and gives more choices.
Example:
Update #1.
Jimmy is walking down the street, then, he is suddenly jumped by a thug with a knife!
[Players vote and a vast majority of them choose the option: Run!]
- Run!
- Fight!
- Write-in.
Update #2.
Jimmy backs off and sprints in the opposite direction, but the thug runs after him.
[One of the players chooses option 3 and writes: "Jimmy should stop suddenly and stick his leg out to make the thug trip," then the rest of the players heartily agree.]
- Go into an alleyway.
- Try to call the police.
- Write-in.
Update #3
Jimmy comes to a sudden stop and steps to the side, before sticking his leg out a bit above the ground. The thug, affected by inertia, doesn't have the time to stop and trips to the ground, knocking his teeth out.
[And so on.]
Of course, most quests have lengthier updates.
In this case, my idea is a Quest where the main character is an aspiring supervillain.
As in: You start out in a city with barely nothing and get to choose what kind of evil-doer you will be kind of Supervillain. The players, depending on their choice, can be anything from a loathful mage to a classic evil overlord to a mad scientist to.......Well, Saverous has to tell them of how a large number of sorcerers attacked his village, killed many, and took any child they could. I mean, they'd have no reason to doubt his story... besides his rather well known ties to Seth.
Supervillian like the Joker, or main antagonist villain like Sauron?
Either way, I'm cooking up a really cool and complicated Villain Simulator Quest. I'm fleshing out every little detail of it to make sure it works well
I have an idea!That's some serious plot armor dude. Yes the plot thickens as my Bard doesn't hope around like a frog...
Either way I honestly have no idea how to proceed.
I would like that, but I'm also Craving a kinda War of The Worlds type thing. I think in a questing format. I'm talking like a modern version like the 2005 movie.
Advice, if you want to make a crowning moment of comedy:I have an idea!
Hop around NOT like a frog WITHOUT croaking!
Or CROAK like a frog while your body has intense tremors from resisting the effect!
Anti-Magic - Rakuyo is capable of absorbing spells and deflecting stronger magical attacks. This, combined with Lucrezia's speed makes her well suited to fight spellcasters.
- The Scholar - As is to be expected with noble families, Lucrezia is very well read. She enjoys reading and has an excellent knowledge of literature.
- She has a special fondness for paintings and illustrations, but is actually a rather terrible painter herself.
- Enjoying a second life as a avid scholar, Lucrezia has a fascination with the pre-Cabrinate era and is actually planning to write a thesis on the historical impact of the Empire on ancient civilization.
*True story about to happen*
- The Diplomat - Lucrezia's position has meant that a certain understanding of the political world is vital. She's charismatic and persuasive.
*True story about to happen*
Seth's Minion: M'lord, what do you think of love on first sight?
Seth: I think it's bullshit.
[Lucrezia walks into the room]
Seth: I...... take...... that........ back....... [jaw-drop] Woah... k-kawaii.... [dreamful sigh and total animu blush]
I'm totally just imagining Seth standing in his study room or whatever, just gazing at this crystal ball and scrying just to see what Lucrezia's doing like a stalker with a crush but without actual stalking (theoretically, since he's not technically present,) and one of his minions walks and he just throws the ball out the window to cover it all up, then claims it was defective.Imagine your OTP
I'm totally just imagining Seth standing in his study room or whatever, just gazing at this crystal ball and scrying just to see what Lucrezia's doing like a stalker with a crush but without actual stalking (theoretically, since he's not technically present,) and one of his minions walks and he just throws the ball out the window to cover it all up, then claims it was defective.
The best part that the traits I quoted are something he'd most likely desire in a friend, furthermore in an actual romantic interest. She's scholarly, can keep up with him by disabling his spells, and has a fondness for erudite pursuits and art. Plus the charisma. There isn't really a more perfect waifu that the Dark Lord would want. To be fair, he won't fall in love at first sight. That seems a bit exaggerated, but as soon as he learns as little as that she has an interest in scholarly pursuit, fine arts, or some other trait like that, Seth would take at least a tiny interest.