Fandom an elevator ride. ooc chat/plotting.

[Funnier President]

Fives, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Ragnorok: Hey.
Hikari: Hi.
Elliot: Hello.
Nya: Hey!
Fives: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Nya: We were out of Doritos.

 

[FolKinPunk]

*Alec's helping Five out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Ragnorok: How does Five look?
Elliot: A little better than you, actually.

 

[Bloody_Death]

Bruh Elliot just flamed Ragnarok right there

 

[Funnier President]

Fives: Rules are made to be broken.
Elliot: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Hikari: Uh, piñatas.
Ragnorok: Glow sticks.
Nya: Karate boards.
Lero: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Fives: Rules.
Elliot:

 

[FolKinPunk]

Alec: HELP! I TOLD ELLIOT I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Five, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

 

[jump.]

i can't keep up these are brilliant

 

[Funnier President]

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Nya: Thanks fam!
Fives: oh no
Elliot: *cries* I love you too
Ragnorok: Sounds fake but okay
Hikari: *A flustered mess*
Steve: can i get a refund

 

[FolKinPunk]

Alec: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Five: What's that?
Alec: Remorse code.
Five: I'm even angrier now.

 

[Funnier President]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Fives: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Nya: ...I did. I broke it.
Fives: No. No you didn't. Ragnorok?
Ragnorok: Don't look at me. Look at Elliot.
Elliot: What?! I didn't break it.
Ragnorok: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Elliot: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ragnorok: Suspicious.
Elliot: No, it's not!
Hikari: If it matters, probably not, but Steve was the last one to use it.
Steve: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Hikari: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Steve: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hikari!
Nya: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Fives.
Fives: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Hikari: Fives... Ragnorok's been awfully quiet.
Ragnorok: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Fives, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Fives: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Fives:
Fives: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

 

[Funnier President]

Fives: Hewwo.
Nya: Hihiiiiii!
Alec: Greetings, Humans.
Hikari: Three kinds of people.
Elliot: I want pudding.
Fives: Four kinds of people.
Ragnorok: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Hikari: Five kinds of people.

 

[Bloody_Death]

AHHHHH I LOVE THAT SCENE FROM THE OFFICE

Actually I'm not sure if that's even from the office. I thought it was lmao

 

[Funnier President]

Hikari, driving Fives and Steve: So how was your day?
Fives: We almost got surprise adopted!
Hikari: What?
Steve: We almost got kidnapped.
Hikari: Oh, okay.
Hikari: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

 

[Funnier President]

Hikari: WHY. why did you give Alec a KNIFE?!
Fives: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Hikari: Now I feel unsafe!
Fives: I’m sorry.
Fives: ... would you like a knife?

 

[Funnier President]

Hikari: We need a distraction.
Fives: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Alec, whispering: My time has come

 

[Funnier President]

Hikari: They stole from me first!
Fives: Mhm.
Hikari: Stole my heart...
Alec: It is still illegal to commit murder.

 

[Funnier President]

Lero: If Ragnorok and I were drowning, who would you save?
Nya: You two can’t swim?
Ragnorok: It’s a hypothetical question, Nya! who would you save?
Nya: my time and effort.

 

[Bloody_Death]

Elliot: We need to distract these guys
Ragnarok: Leave it to me
Ragnarok: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Five, Alec, and Hikari: *Immediately begin arguing*
Lero, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

 

[Funnier President]

Lero: Ragnorok, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Ragnorok: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Lero: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Nya.

 

[Funnier President]

Lero: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ragnorok?
Ragnorok: … No.
Fives: I do!
Lero: I know, Fives.
Fives: I’m sad!
Lero: I know, Fives.

 

[Funnier President]

Ragnorok: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Lero: Wasn't Nya with you?
Nya: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

 

[jump.]

oh my god

 

[Funnier President]

Alec, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

 

[Funnier President]

Fives: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

 

[Funnier President]

Nya: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

 

[jump.]

honestly? nya for president