Bloody_Death
The Ultimate Cookie Muncher
Right lmaooo. It's just an excuse to fight each other at this point
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Calamity.
skldjfsksd someone picks up a stick and is like
YES I CAN DO MAGIC NOW
and just yeets the stick
and that starts a fight
YES I CAN DO MAGIC NOW
and just yeets the stick
and that starts a fight
Bloody_Death
The Ultimate Cookie Muncher
Elliot: Anyone d-
Alec: Depressed?
Five: Drained?
Ragnarok: Dumb?
Hikari: Disliked?
Elliot: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Basically sums what's currently happening in the RP
Alec: Depressed?
Five: Drained?
Ragnarok: Dumb?
Hikari: Disliked?
Elliot: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Basically sums what's currently happening in the RP
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Calamity.
LFSDFKLSD LITERALLY LMAO
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Lero: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Ragnarok: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Five: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Elliot: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Hikari: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Alec:
Alec: I have emotional scars.
Ragnarok: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Five: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Elliot: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Hikari: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Alec:
Alec: I have emotional scars.
Bloody_Death
The Ultimate Cookie Muncher
*The squad right before Elliot's wedding*
Ragnarok: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Five: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Alec: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Hikari: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Lero, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Ragnarok: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Five: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Alec: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Hikari: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Lero, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
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LMAO
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ASKLFKLDSFDSF
Bloody_Death
The Ultimate Cookie Muncher
Imagine forgetting Elliot's wedding. What the heck guys. Lero is the damn pastor
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Muncher of Randomness
Fives: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Fives: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Fives: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Fives: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Fives: *punches wall*
Fives:
Fives: Take me to the hospital.
Fives: *punches wall*
Fives:
Fives: Take me to the hospital.
Bloody_Death
The Ultimate Cookie Muncher
NOOOOI FIVE YOURE 13 STOPPGDJSKD
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Elliot: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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AFAFAF ACTUALLY HES 58 BUT THATS JUST AS BAF 
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Fives: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Fives: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
Fives: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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SHAFAFSGH AM CRYING
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*The squad is over at Lero's house*
Ragnorok: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Lero: ... N-No...
Lero, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Ragnorok, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Hikari: I see a-
Lero, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Ragnorok: Oh, well I-
Lero: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Lero, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Elliot: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Nya: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Lero: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Lero: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Lero, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Lero: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Alec, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Lero:
Ragnorok: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Lero:
Lero, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Ragnorok: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Lero: ... N-No...
Lero, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Ragnorok, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Hikari: I see a-
Lero, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Ragnorok: Oh, well I-
Lero: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Lero, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Elliot: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Nya: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Lero: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Lero: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Lero, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Lero: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Alec, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Lero:
Ragnorok: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Lero:
Lero, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Bloody_Death
The Ultimate Cookie Muncher
Five: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Ragnarok: >=O language
Alec: Yeah watch your fucking language
Lero: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ALEC THE FUCK WORD?
Hikari: 'The fuck word'.
Elliot: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Alec: Oh my god they censored it
Hikari: Say fuck, Elliot.
Alec: Do it, Elliot. Say fuck.
Ragnarok: >=O language
Alec: Yeah watch your fucking language
Lero: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ALEC THE FUCK WORD?
Hikari: 'The fuck word'.
Elliot: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Alec: Oh my god they censored it
Hikari: Say fuck, Elliot.
Alec: Do it, Elliot. Say fuck.
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Fives: I CAN'T DO IT!
Ragnorok, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Fives: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Hikari: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Fives:
Fives: I appreciate it,
Fives: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Elliot: Fives-
Lero: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Nya: Fives we gotta-
Fives: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Fives: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Fives, motioning to Alec: NOT FUCKING THIS
Ragnorok, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Fives: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Hikari: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Fives:
Fives: I appreciate it,
Fives: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Elliot: Fives-
Lero: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Nya: Fives we gotta-
Fives: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Fives: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Fives, motioning to Alec: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Leech Boy
Alec: I CAN'T DO IT!
Five, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Alec: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Ragnorok: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Alec:
Alec: I appreciate it,
Alec: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Lero: Alec-
Alec: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Elliot: Alec we gotta-
Alec: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Alec: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Alec, motioning to Hikari: NOT FUCKING THIS
Five, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Alec: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Ragnorok: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Alec:
Alec: I appreciate it,
Alec: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Lero: Alec-
Alec: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Elliot: Alec we gotta-
Alec: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Alec: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Alec, motioning to Hikari: NOT FUCKING THIS
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elliot legally cannot say fuck
FolKinPunk
Leech Boy
ZENO HOW DID WE GET THE SAME ONE-
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IDK
FolKinPunk
Leech Boy
Alec: Five... How do I begin to explain Five?
Ragnorok: Five is flawless.
Lero: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Elliot: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Hikari: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Ragnorok: Five is flawless.
Lero: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Elliot: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Hikari: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Lero: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Ragnorok: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Lero: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Hikari: Actually I did the math, Ragnorok would have $225, not $0.15.
Ragnorok: Fam I’m right here....
Elliot: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda
Lero: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Elliot: Sorry I only have a dollar
Lero:
Hikari: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Ragnorok would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Elliot: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Hikari: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Nya: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Hikari: Apply juice to what
Fives: Directly to the forehead
Ragnorok: Great chat everyone
Ragnorok: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Lero: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Hikari: Actually I did the math, Ragnorok would have $225, not $0.15.
Ragnorok: Fam I’m right here....
Elliot: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda
Lero: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Elliot: Sorry I only have a dollar
Lero:
Hikari: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Ragnorok would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Elliot: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Hikari: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Nya: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Hikari: Apply juice to what
Fives: Directly to the forehead
Ragnorok: Great chat everyone
