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Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire RP (Game of Thrones)

WanderingJester said:
Wow, third night in a row I woke up with no IC posts and <10 OOC crap post. Where is everyone? :/
i am in the process of writing mine , it will be up in like 5 min tops , 10 if i go for an ice-cream break ...
 
WanderingJester said:
Wow, third night in a row I woke up with no IC posts and <10 OOC crap post. Where is everyone? :/
It is very strange, here is a poem I like to compensate for lack of shitposts.

GOLD is for the mistress - silver for the maid" -


Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade! "


" Good! " said the Baron, sitting in his hall,


But Iron - Cold Iron - is master of them all."


So he made rebellion 'gainst the King his liege,


Camped before his citadel and summoned it to siege.


" Nay! " said the cannoneer on the castle wall,


" But Iron - Cold Iron - shall be master of you all! "


Woe for the Baron and his knights so strong,


When the cruel cannon-balls laid 'em all along;


He was taken prisoner, he was cast in thrall,


And Iron - Cold Iron - was master of it all.


Yet his King spake kindly (ah, how kind a Lord!)


" What if I release thee now and give thee back thy sword? "


" Nay! " said the Baron, " mock not at my fall,


For Iron - Cold Iron - is master of men all."


" Tears are for the craven, prayers are for the clown


Halters for the silly neck that cannot keep a crown."


" As my loss is grievous, So my hope is small,


For Iron - Cold Iron - must be master of men all! "


Yet his King made answer (few such Kings there be!)


" Here is Bread and here is Wine - sit and sup with me.


Eat and drink in Mary's Name, the whiles I do recall


How Iron - Cold Iron - can be master of men all."


He took the Wine and blessed it. He blessed and brake the Bread


With His own Hands He served Them, and presently He said:


" See! These Hands they pierced with nails, outside My city wall,


Show Iron - Cold Iron - to be master of men all. "


" Wounds are for the desperate, blows are for the strong.


Balm and oil for weary hearts all cut and bruised with wrong.


I forgive thy treason - I redeem thy fall


For Iron Cold Iron - must be master of men all! "


'Crowns are for the valiant - sceptres for the bold!


Thrones and Powers for mighty men who dare to take and hold!'


" Nay! " said the Baron, kneeling in his hall,


" But Iron - Cold Iron - is master of men all!


Iron out of Calvary is master of men all! "


-Rudyard Kipling
 
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WanderingJester said:
Wow, third night in a row I woke up with no IC posts and <10 OOC crap post. Where is everyone? :/
Look man people have priorities , like binge watching the Netflix original series "stranger things" !!!!
 
TheGreyEminence said:
Look man people have priorities , like binge watching the Netflix original series "stranger things" !!!!
The fact that you're not binging Daredevil on Netflix tells me your priorities are wrong :P Write more posts! (BP)
 
TheGreyEminence said:
Please wise master don't chop off my balls !!! i'll do anything !!!
Hmm... *rubs chin* To the Wall with Benjicot then! Lothar can go with him if he loves his brother so much! (>>)
 
TheGreyEminence said:
Why is everyone soooo against Benji he's such a lovable character !!!
He is the Claptrap of this RP. Does his best, but messed everything up and everyone hates him (I would say Edmure, but like @Hypnos said, at least Edmure's more disciplined in the house words than Benjicot).

Hypnos said:
But they're grown woman, it's this lack of discipline that has ruined your daughters life.
Yup :P
 
WanderingJester said:
He is the Claptrap of this RP. Does his best, but messed everything up and everyone hates him (I would say Edmure, but like @Hypnos said, at least Edmure's more disciplined in the house words than Benjicot).
"Hate" is a strong word to use right?
 
TheGreyEminence said:
ALL RIGHT !! I get it Benji will strive to be a stricteer parent from now on
Not necessarily stricter, but a better parent would be nice. Also whilst he's at it he could try and be a better son.

TheGreyEminence said:
"Hate" is a strong word to use right?
Hate is an understatement.
 

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