Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire RP (Game of Thrones)

[WanderingJester]

Basically, what has happened so far (story wise):
After a reign of terror, The Mad King ( Maeryn Targaryen ) dies. He was poisoned by an assassin sent by someone. However, to most of the world- it seems as if he had just died of natural causes since he was pretty elderly. His eldest daughter, Kuvira, ascended to the throne. At her coronation: she and her sister, Aerea, were almost killed by the very same assassin.


The assassin was killed and Kuvira went off. She kept every lord an' lady in King's Landing. She wouldn't let the leave. Until, she came to the conclusion that House Baratheon had hired the assassin. House Baratheon's patriarch was executed by King Maeryn, so they have a lust for vengeance. Kuvira let everyone go and declared she would name Lord Gelgin Arryn as her hand.


Things were very sour between Kuvira and House Baratheon. However, soon enough- they essentially declared war on one another.


Kuvira's youngest sister, Daenna, fled to Essos. There she discovered that her two older sisters ( Kuvira and Aerea ) are bastards born from their mother's infidelity. So Kuvira and Aerea aren't even Targaryens.


Daenna basically declared herself as the rightful ruler and is slowly but surely building an army and gaining allies in Essos.


Aerea was set to be married to Lord Arren Tyrell. However, on her way to The Reach, her carriage was seized and she was captured by House Whent. She was taken to Harrenhal, and there she discovered that House Whent and Ser Warren Whent ( Kuvira's Queensguard ) are plotting to destroy House Targaryen. Aerea managed to escape and is on her way back to King's Landing as we speak.


Viserys Waters, a bastard of King Maeryn who fled to Essos, took up the name "Blackfyre". Now he is claiming himself to be the rightful king of The Seven Kingdoms. He is currently in Westeros, under a disguise, vying for allies and support for his cause.


House Baratheon is planning to go to war, as I said. It is being thrown around that they will soon storm King's Landing and kill Kuvira. House Baratheon has made a strong alliance of House Tully and House Stark. The trio will likely do some damage up against The Targaryen Dynasty.


In The Iron Islands- a beautiful man by the name of Conn Greyjoy rallied up The Ironborn and planned an attack on The Reach and Old Town, specifically. The reason Conn wanted to do this was because he had a DRAGON EGG. This egg was given to him by his rebellious sister, Haelga. Conn took the egg, locked his sister up, and left The Iron Islands with his ships in tow.


Fair Isle was basically made devoid of all life because of The Ironborn. However, when they sailed to The Shield Islands- it proved too much. The Redwyne Fleet destroyed The Ironborn almost completely.


They captured Conn, and the dragon egg was presumably lost. Conn was taken to an undisclosed location and executed.


Now, The Iron Islands are in recovery. They also prepare for a Kingsmoot where they will elect a new leader. The candidates include Siegfried Harlaw and Conn's sister and a few others.


The Reach have been very docile. House Tyrell lost its lord, Hollis, when he suffered a stroke. Now, his son ( Arren ) is leading them. However, The Westerlands and Cayden, a prince of Dorne, plot to destroy The Reach in its slightly fractured state.


That is everything MAJOR that I can think of currently.


Right now;


Lord Tiber Lannister's wedding is happening and many nobles of Westeros are attending. Don't worry, the wedding won't turn red. At least I think it won't. Some of the important players there right now are: Tiber (of course), Queen Kuvira, Viserys, Cayden Martell, Elia Martell- who currently rules Dorne- and some Tullys.


The Reach has caught wind of the possible upcoming war between The Reach and (maybe) Dorne. So they are currently sending many troops north to the border between The Reach and The Westerlands.


King's Landing is a hot mess right now. Baelor Velaryon and Grandmaester Vladan Bolton are playing a mini game of thrones between the duo. Baelor has just had one of Vladan's allies killed and he has also acquired wildfire. Aerea will soon return. Braedon Baratheon will soon attack. House Whent will soon attack. It is only a matter of time before King's Landing erupts in fighting, war, death, betrayal, and the likes.

Aerea lost her hand in the process of all of that. The Dragon Egg was recovered by the Iron Fleet and taken back to the Iron Isles to go to the next King there.


No, the wedding will be fine, considering the sheer amount of Lannister troops in and around the Rock. Specifically the troops are still gathering at and around Highgarden.

Aye a plan to get defeated HAR!

Go back to being confused by a children's book Siegfried. Ooooooo. Magical symbols with pictures that have information in them! *wiggles fingers*

 

[Mion]

Aerea lost her hand in the process of all of that. The Dragon Egg was recovered by the Iron Fleet and taken back to the Iron Isles to go to the next King there.
No, the wedding will be fine, considering the sheer amount of Lannister troops in and around the Rock. Specifically the troops are still gathering at and around Highgarden.


Go back to being confused by a children's book Siegfriend. Ooooooo. Magical symbols with pictures that have information in them! *wiggles fingers*

You laugh now. But once the code has been cracked and the information hidden by these magical symbols will be unleashed and I can promise that no on will be laughing then!

 

[WanderingJester]

You laugh now. But once the code has been cracked and the information hidden by these magical symbols will be unleashed and I can promise that no on will be laughing then!

"'The Little Longship that Could.' Could what??? What can this Little Longship do???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!" - The Would Be King of the Iron Isles, as he tears his hair out and flips tables in an attempt to understand the magical symbols on paper as it was read to him.

 

[Akio]

Only if Elia chooses to be an enemy.

What if Caydens joins him and Elia fights him?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

What if Caydens joins him and Elia fights him?

Then she is being fed to a black goat.

 

[Leusis]

We need our Mormont back, I liked that character. Who rped him again?

 

[Akio]

Then she is being fed to a black goat.

I think Cayden would be quote offended if you do that

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I think Cayden would be quote offended if you do that

Right, Cayden wants to fuck his sister, gross.


He can have her.

 

[Akio]

Right, Cayden wants to fuck his sister, gross.
He can have her.

He wouldn't be happy if you killed any of his sister's, even if he were to overthrow Elia he wouldn't kill her.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

He wouldn't be happy if you killed any of his sister's, even if he were to overthrow Elia he wouldn't kill her.

Viserys is a compassionate guy. Everyone gets one chance. If they betray him, he'll remove their testicles and sell them to Astapor as eunuchs.

 

[Akio]

Viserys is a compassionate guy. Everyone gets one chance. If they betray him, he'll remove their testicles and sell them to Astapor as eunuchs.

Cayden is not letting you sell his sister's, any of them, anywhere. Also girls don't have testicles

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Cayden is not letting you sell his sister's, any of them, anywhere. Also girls don't have testicles

That was more of a warning for Cayden if he tries anything.


Also, where's the proof?

 

[Akio]

That was more of a warning for Cayden if he tries anything.
Also, where's the proof?

What proof, has Viserys never slept with a woman before?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

What proof, has Viserys never slept with a woman before?

.....Let's not open that can of worms.

 

[Akio]

.....Let's not open that can of worms.

LOL

 

[TheAncientCelt]

LOL

What's so funny >.>?

 

[Akio]

What's so funny >.>?

Nothing at all xD

 

[WanderingJester]

Hmm, wonder what Roland (@Leusis ) vs Trevir (@Fezzes ) will look like when it plays out. Can't really think of a comparison between this fight and a canon one atm.


Also, fun fact from the wikia:

The lords of House Arryn only live in the Eyrie during the summer, but move down to the Gates of the Moon before winter

 

[Akio]

Been so quiet today


@Lancelot hows your CS going

 

[WanderingJester]

lol there's a rumor that Lann the Clever haunts Casterly Rock.


If this was a humor RP, I'll totally have him just floating around the Rock. He wouldn't be one of those frightening ghosts, just a kind of a prankish dick who irritates the Seven Hells out of people who finds him annoying. Like Tiber would be having an important meeting with Kuvira and he just floats in and moons her, and she'll freak the seven hells out and starts screaming at him, and all the while Tiber, being used to the guy, just ignores his presence as Lann gets more and more ridiculous annoying Kuvira, who gets crazier and crazier as she screams at him. xD

 

[TheAncientCelt]

After this RP concludes, we're doing an abridged version of it. You fuckers don't have any say in the matter.

 

[Akio]

After this RP concludes, we're doing an abridged version of it. You fuckers don't have any say in the matter.

Doesn't matter because I completely agree if we're somehow still talking in 20 years when this actually ends.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Doesn't matter because I completely agree if we're somehow still talking in 20 years when this actually ends.

Well Winter is Coming.


And a big fucking meteor.


So the RP will end shortly.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Ehh, (<_<) (>_>) (' :| )
Not true! Haelga's got a plan! (' )


...Right @SirDerpingtonIV ?

Uh.... Yeah

 

[Akio]

Well Winter is Coming.
And a big fucking meteor.


So the RP will end shortly.

With our post to shit post ratio? Not bloody likely

Uh.... Yeah

So when will you stop being lazy?