Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire RP (Game of Thrones)

[TheAncientCelt]

You're an Ice Dragon

I AM A BLACK DRAGON!


STOP HATIN' ON ME CAUSS OF MY SKIN COLOR!

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

When the thread goes silent for more than 3 minutes because everyone is reading the FUCKING CANCER OC's people make.

 

[Archon]

*~*~Kawaii Edgy Evil ™*~*~


I didn't realise how much I needed this Tumblr in my life.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Submitted by: princess-of-megalomania


This review was submitted to us, and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of MarySueFacePalm mods.


Ok, so! This RP opening was given to me on omegle and I couldn’t not share it with you guys. No picture available, sorry.

Emily was tired of her nightmares, tired of her life.

Oh boy. Angst from sentance one, good start.

She sat outside by the lake as the sun was setting. On the outside she seemed like a normal, quiet girl.

But really she was a humongous Mary Sue.

But really Emily was brutally abused by her uncle who was an ex death eater and brought her up after her parents were killed. He had raped her when she was just 13 and she had a daughter, Elise who was now 3.

Wow. Way to add every conceivable tragic event to her back story in just two sentences. Let see: rape, orphaned, murder, abuse, related to ex-death eater, wow. I’m surprised she forgot cutting.


Why were her parents killed? By whom? Who cares, it’s just there to make the Sue’s life more tragic, they had no actual role in the story.


Also, if her uncle is an ex-death eater why is he allowed to be free and raping little girls? You would think someone would fucking NOTICE.

No one knew about her darker life.
Not even her best friends James, Albus and Scorpius.

Yes, because as we all know, James and Albus get along great with Scorpius and they all have nothing better to do than be friends with your OC.

The one person who knew everything was her honorary sister, dorm mate and best friend Dominique Weasley.

I thought James, Albus and Scorpius were her best friends? You know, like you mentioned in THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE? How many best friends does this girl need?

he had only managed to squeeze the truth out of Emily in their second year when Dominique walked into Emily cutting.

Oh, she does cut after all. Goody, glad we didn’t miss an opportunity for cliche emo-ness.

Emily made Dom promise not to tell anyone because she didn’t want the department for child welfare to take Elise away from her.

No, she wanted her incest-baby to be raised in the same shitty, abusive home she was. Great mothering skills, hon.


Wait, she told Dom about Elise in second year? Didn’t she have the baby in third year? Is she precognitive too?

She had told people who asked about Elise that her uncle had adopted her, and forced Emily to look after her, hence the reason she missed her 3rd year (when was actually when she was pregnant)

Yes, that story will fool everyone. You missed a year at the same time that your uncle adopted a baby that looked just like you and forced you to care for a baby he adopted but didnt want. Flawless logic.

Emily had taken her baby girl out today for a run around on the grasses by the lake at Hogwarts after the sorting feast.

Wait Wait Wait Wait the baby is AT HOGWARTS WITH HER??? What the fuck?!?


YOU CANNOT BRING YOUR BABY TO BOARDING SCHOOL!!! This is not obscure canon information, this is basic logic!! What, did she nurse her in potions class? I don’t care how perfect and well behaved your sue-spawn is, your dormmates will not appreciate a crying baby in the middle of the night! WHO APPROVED THIS????

Both girls were covered in cuts and bruises from the summer just passed.

Yea, good thing the (magical?) child protection agency didn’t take her away from all that. I like how all of her devoted best friends dont notice any of this.

They ran in and out of the trees for what felt like hours and as soon as they had sat down Elise had fallen asleep in her mothers lap.

Huh? one sentace we’re taling about her backstory and the next shes running around in the trees for hours? Smooth


Plus, this is right after the sorting feast. Doesn’t she have, y’know, curfew? A dorm to get to? No, she’s just going to run around trees, with a three year old, for hours.

Emily took off her jumper and wrapped it around her stroking her cheek. (Roleplay as any next gen male or Elise, or Dominique…can get dirty [no femmislash] but not straight away)

Wouldn’t want lesbians ruining your incest-rape-pedo rp

((OC: Emily Howell, long wavy dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, 5”4, skinny and curvy despite having given birth only years before.

Of course she is. And she gave birth three years ago, it’s reasonable to assume she would have lost the weight by now.

Elise Howell, very shy, quiet, has the face of an angel, looks like a miniature of her mother))

She’s also skinny and curvy?


Good to know that despite being a product of incest, rape and an abusive home, the sue spawn has turned out perfect. I guess all Sue traits are dominant genes.


SHE BROUGHT THE BABY TO HOGWARTS I CANNOT GET OVER THAT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE AUTHOR THINKING?!


*slams head on desk*


The quoted replies are those from the CS's "author". Everything else from the critic.

 

[WanderingJester]

I AM A BLACK DRAGON!
STOP HATIN' ON ME CAUSS OF MY SKIN COLOR!

Submitted by: princess-of-megalomania
This review was submitted to us, and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of MarySueFacePalm mods.


Ok, so! This RP opening was given to me on omegle and I couldn’t not share it with you guys. No picture available, sorry.


Oh boy. Angst from sentance one, good start.


But really she was a humongous Mary Sue.


Wow. Way to add every conceivable tragic event to her back story in just two sentences. Let see: rape, orphaned, murder, abuse, related to ex-death eater, wow. I’m surprised she forgot cutting.


Why were her parents killed? By whom? Who cares, it’s just there to make the Sue’s life more tragic, they had no actual role in the story.


Also, if her uncle is an ex-death eater why is he allowed to be free and raping little girls? You would think someone would fucking NOTICE.


Yes, because as we all know, James and Albus get along great with Scorpius and they all have nothing better to do than be friends with your OC.


I thought James, Albus and Scorpius were her best friends? You know, like you mentioned in THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE? How many best friends does this girl need?


Oh, she does cut after all. Goody, glad we didn’t miss an opportunity for cliche emo-ness.


No, she wanted her incest-baby to be raised in the same shitty, abusive home she was. Great mothering skills, hon.


Wait, she told Dom about Elise in second year? Didn’t she have the baby in third year? Is she precognitive too?


Yes, that story will fool everyone. You missed a year at the same time that your uncle adopted a baby that looked just like you and forced you to care for a baby he adopted but didnt want. Flawless logic.


Wait Wait Wait Wait the baby is AT HOGWARTS WITH HER??? What the fuck?!?


YOU CANNOT BRING YOUR BABY TO BOARDING SCHOOL!!! This is not obscure canon information, this is basic logic!! What, did she nurse her in potions class? I don’t care how perfect and well behaved your sue-spawn is, your dormmates will not appreciate a crying baby in the middle of the night! WHO APPROVED THIS????


Yea, good thing the (magical?) child protection agency didn’t take her away from all that. I like how all of her devoted best friends dont notice any of this.


Huh? one sentace we’re taling about her backstory and the next shes running around in the trees for hours? Smooth


Plus, this is right after the sorting feast. Doesn’t she have, y’know, curfew? A dorm to get to? No, she’s just going to run around trees, with a three year old, for hours.


Wouldn’t want lesbians ruining your incest-rape-pedo rp


Of course she is. And she gave birth three years ago, it’s reasonable to assume she would have lost the weight by now.


She’s also skinny and curvy?


Good to know that despite being a product of incest, rape and an abusive home, the sue spawn has turned out perfect. I guess all Sue traits are dominant genes.


SHE BROUGHT THE BABY TO HOGWARTS I CANNOT GET OVER THAT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE AUTHOR THINKING?!


*slams head on desk*


The quoted replies are those from the CS's "author". Everything else from the critic.

Hahaha, this is so bad if I don't laugh, I'll cry.


Also, highly inconceivable incest baby prompts obligatory Lannister gif.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I forgot incest wouldn't be looked down here. We're all numb to it.


Also, LOTR OC. This'll be a good one. Adlanniel (LotR)

 

[Archon]

Submitted by: princess-of-megalomania
This review was submitted to us, and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of MarySueFacePalm mods.


Ok, so! This RP opening was given to me on omegle and I couldn’t not share it with you guys. No picture available, sorry.


Oh boy. Angst from sentance one, good start.


But really she was a humongous Mary Sue.


Wow. Way to add every conceivable tragic event to her back story in just two sentences. Let see: rape, orphaned, murder, abuse, related to ex-death eater, wow. I’m surprised she forgot cutting.


Why were her parents killed? By whom? Who cares, it’s just there to make the Sue’s life more tragic, they had no actual role in the story.


Also, if her uncle is an ex-death eater why is he allowed to be free and raping little girls? You would think someone would fucking NOTICE.


Yes, because as we all know, James and Albus get along great with Scorpius and they all have nothing better to do than be friends with your OC.


I thought James, Albus and Scorpius were her best friends? You know, like you mentioned in THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE? How many best friends does this girl need?


Oh, she does cut after all. Goody, glad we didn’t miss an opportunity for cliche emo-ness.


No, she wanted her incest-baby to be raised in the same shitty, abusive home she was. Great mothering skills, hon.


Wait, she told Dom about Elise in second year? Didn’t she have the baby in third year? Is she precognitive too?


Yes, that story will fool everyone. You missed a year at the same time that your uncle adopted a baby that looked just like you and forced you to care for a baby he adopted but didnt want. Flawless logic.


Wait Wait Wait Wait the baby is AT HOGWARTS WITH HER??? What the fuck?!?


YOU CANNOT BRING YOUR BABY TO BOARDING SCHOOL!!! This is not obscure canon information, this is basic logic!! What, did she nurse her in potions class? I don’t care how perfect and well behaved your sue-spawn is, your dormmates will not appreciate a crying baby in the middle of the night! WHO APPROVED THIS????


Yea, good thing the (magical?) child protection agency didn’t take her away from all that. I like how all of her devoted best friends dont notice any of this.


Huh? one sentace we’re taling about her backstory and the next shes running around in the trees for hours? Smooth


Plus, this is right after the sorting feast. Doesn’t she have, y’know, curfew? A dorm to get to? No, she’s just going to run around trees, with a three year old, for hours.


Wouldn’t want lesbians ruining your incest-rape-pedo rp


Of course she is. And she gave birth three years ago, it’s reasonable to assume she would have lost the weight by now.


She’s also skinny and curvy?


Good to know that despite being a product of incest, rape and an abusive home, the sue spawn has turned out perfect. I guess all Sue traits are dominant genes.


SHE BROUGHT THE BABY TO HOGWARTS I CANNOT GET OVER THAT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE AUTHOR THINKING?!


*slams head on desk*


The quoted replies are those from the CS's "author". Everything else from the critic.

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[WanderingJester]

I forgot incest wouldn't be looked down here. We're all numb to it.
Also, LOTR OC. This'll be a good one. Adlanniel (LotR)

 

[TheAncientCelt]

OH GOD. A FEMALE TRANSFORMER.


Causeway (Transformers)

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Submitted by: princess-of-megalomania
This review was submitted to us, and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of MarySueFacePalm mods.


Ok, so! This RP opening was given to me on omegle and I couldn’t not share it with you guys. No picture available, sorry.


Oh boy. Angst from sentance one, good start.


But really she was a humongous Mary Sue.


Wow. Way to add every conceivable tragic event to her back story in just two sentences. Let see: rape, orphaned, murder, abuse, related to ex-death eater, wow. I’m surprised she forgot cutting.


Why were her parents killed? By whom? Who cares, it’s just there to make the Sue’s life more tragic, they had no actual role in the story.


Also, if her uncle is an ex-death eater why is he allowed to be free and raping little girls? You would think someone would fucking NOTICE.


Yes, because as we all know, James and Albus get along great with Scorpius and they all have nothing better to do than be friends with your OC.


I thought James, Albus and Scorpius were her best friends? You know, like you mentioned in THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE? How many best friends does this girl need?


Oh, she does cut after all. Goody, glad we didn’t miss an opportunity for cliche emo-ness.


No, she wanted her incest-baby to be raised in the same shitty, abusive home she was. Great mothering skills, hon.


Wait, she told Dom about Elise in second year? Didn’t she have the baby in third year? Is she precognitive too?


Yes, that story will fool everyone. You missed a year at the same time that your uncle adopted a baby that looked just like you and forced you to care for a baby he adopted but didnt want. Flawless logic.


Wait Wait Wait Wait the baby is AT HOGWARTS WITH HER??? What the fuck?!?


YOU CANNOT BRING YOUR BABY TO BOARDING SCHOOL!!! This is not obscure canon information, this is basic logic!! What, did she nurse her in potions class? I don’t care how perfect and well behaved your sue-spawn is, your dormmates will not appreciate a crying baby in the middle of the night! WHO APPROVED THIS????


Yea, good thing the (magical?) child protection agency didn’t take her away from all that. I like how all of her devoted best friends dont notice any of this.


Huh? one sentace we’re taling about her backstory and the next shes running around in the trees for hours? Smooth


Plus, this is right after the sorting feast. Doesn’t she have, y’know, curfew? A dorm to get to? No, she’s just going to run around trees, with a three year old, for hours.


Wouldn’t want lesbians ruining your incest-rape-pedo rp


Of course she is. And she gave birth three years ago, it’s reasonable to assume she would have lost the weight by now.


She’s also skinny and curvy?


Good to know that despite being a product of incest, rape and an abusive home, the sue spawn has turned out perfect. I guess all Sue traits are dominant genes.


SHE BROUGHT THE BABY TO HOGWARTS I CANNOT GET OVER THAT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE AUTHOR THINKING?!


*slams head on desk*


The quoted replies are those from the CS's "author". Everything else from the critic.

I forgot incest wouldn't be looked down here. We're all numb to it.
Also, LOTR OC. This'll be a good one. Adlanniel (LotR)

OH GOD. A FEMALE TRANSFORMER.
Causeway (Transformers)

 

[Archon]

OH GOD. A FEMALE TRANSFORMER.
Causeway (Transformers)

"She claims to have legally changed her last name to Prime. This woman believes she is married to Optimus Fucking Prime."

 

[Leusis]

I'm just sitting here reading all of these and I just can't understand how any of this is a thing.


"Her parents where completely religion based and basically thought she was the spawn of satan or something and sent her off to a mental hospital that completely isolated her from others besides her ghosts"

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'm just sitting here reading all of these and I just can't understand how any of this is a thing.
"Her parents where completely religion based and basically thought she was the spawn of satan or something and sent her off to a mental hospital that completely isolated her from others besides her ghosts"

It's so beautiful. Isn't it?

 

[Akio]

I'm not even gonna look

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Don't forget to check out the Garystu side either!

 

[Archon]

I'm just sitting here reading all of these and I just can't understand how any of this is a thing.
"Her parents where completely religion based and basically thought she was the spawn of satan or something and sent her off to a mental hospital that completely isolated her from others besides her ghosts"

 

[WanderingJester]

Hey, just want a quick opinion from you guys. Would two flashbacks (one slight, one more detailed) in one post be a bit too much? Just working with the Martyn's experiences from war here.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . .We could probably do what they're doing. Get a joint Tumblr account and tear people apart.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Hey, just want a quick opinion from you guys. Would two flashbacks (one slight, one more detailed) in one post be a bit too much? Just working with the Martyn's experiences from war here.

It depends on how the post is structured and the length of it. I can see it working quite well.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

. . .We could probably do what they're doing. Get a joint Tumblr account and tear people apart.

I would so be up for just savaging people.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I would so be up for just savaging people.

Just lurk on RPsites, find bad OC's, and go into them? That'd be fun.

 

[Archon]

Wonder how many we could just find here...


Scary thoughts...

 

[Leusis]

Hey, just want a quick opinion from you guys. Would two flashbacks (one slight, one more detailed) in one post be a bit too much? Just working with the Martyn's experiences from war here.

That sounds interesting, so long as you don't write it as bad as these OCs

Just lurk on RPsites, find bad OC's, and go into them? That'd be fun.

I'm going to start lurking now.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Wonder how many we could just find here...
Scary thoughts...

That sounds interesting, so long as you don't write it as bad as these OCs
I'm going to start lurking now.

Someone make the account. We're doing dis.

 

[WanderingJester]

That sounds interesting, so long as you don't write it as bad as these OCs
I'm going to start lurking now.

I'll certainly do my best not to lol